Orbiter The Amberlynn Reid Show Supporting Cast - Because, like any giant planet, she has a lot of orbiters.

[GinnyPotter]

It's kind of frighening to think about how difficult it must've been for Amberlynn to get in that pool, sit down (essentially on the ground), get back up again and then get out. I wonder how many people had to help her. I don't believe Becky alone could do it.

Spoiler: Watching deathfats stand up

Yesterday I went to a food festival (ironic, I know) and a woman who had to weigh at least four hundred pounds was attempting to stand up. She was able to roll over and got onto all fours. Once she got there, she stood on one knee and got stuck. It took her literally five minutes to get off the ground. It was honestly kind of hard to watch. I've never seen anyone try to do something so basic and just struggle with it, much less in front of a group of hundreds of people.

Now I think about that and add two hundred pounds. Plus the weight of wet clothes from the pool. It seriously baffles me that Amber even attempted to get into the pool at all. At least that woman had hard ground to push off of. Amber just had the squishy side of a pool. Plus Becky I guess.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

It's a massive gunt. Perhaps this is how Amber got sick and had to go to the ER?

Eric's vlogs are usually current, so this was post busted gunt-button.

I watched this shit like it's the Zapruder film, and it looks like her pants rolled down, her shirt rolled up, and the gunt rolled out to bob about like a carcass at the mercy of the currents.

 

[497]

There’s footage of the Apple Pie lesbian and Eric at a soap store and Walmart and then... big AL and Becky in the inflatable pool monstrosity in the front yard.

Pictures behind spoiler tag for mobilefags such as myself

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Eric giving Rickie a pioneer woman knife set after working all day at the slaughter house. is that throwing some shade? if Rickie ever snaps he'll slaughter amber with a pioneer woman knife.

 

[mekalekahi]

Hold the fuck up, gorls. Do we have a laygg sighting?

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edit: oh my God, maybe it's a gunt sighting.

Sorry to ruin dreams, but I think thats the light hitting the water. Before that amber is sitting in the typical deathfat leg splay and theres no skin shown . I love when eric films her because she squirms around and acts confident lol.

 

[marjoram]

Rickie is the only one in that house with REAL anxiety issues and a fear of confrontation, and the Thumb brings the shrieking nightmare into his home.....

If hope if he DOES snap he goes for Thumby first.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

I have a theory regarding these nuLesbians who have been appearing in Eric's vlogs.

Crazy Roger Brown has these "peer companions" assigned to him through his therapy place. They visit him and chit chat, they go shopping with him to Wommart to debunk Amber's claims of buying a mug, testify on camera at gunpoint about who he does/does not follow on Insta, etc.

I think these are Eric's assigned emotional support lesbians who accompany him to waste Rickie's money on Pioneer Woman shit he doesn't want, bags of coffee from countries Eric can't pronounce, and locally made soaps for Rickie to be repulsed by.

 

[Strawberry Pocky]

I don't even like or care about Rickie all that much, he's such a peripheral ghost in all of this. But being married to such a selfish, whining, assholish Man-baby who constantly talks shit on him and wastes all of his money when he is the only dude with a fucking job really does grind my gears. Eric is such a piss goblin.

And that's not even getting into the two GLOBES of fat fucking Lesbo Tards that are stenching up his house and ruining all the rest of his life

 

[StrawberryDouche]

In his last video, every time Rickie opened this garbage and was visibly underwhelmed, Eric would start literally screeching on the verge of emotional collapse.

"OMG YOU DON'T LIKE IIIIT? WHY DON'T YOU LIKE IIIIT? YOU LOVE PIONEER WOMAAAAAAAAAN!!! Oh, it was Paula Deen?"

He nearly needed a straitjacket when Rickie dry heaved at the lime scented soap.

 

[Guardsman42]

.... why would you buy some one you like Pioneer Woman cutlery? It's fucking walmart tier trash. <A 14 piece set costs 40 fucking bucks. If you actually like cooking and all..this is not a knife set you'd care about obviously>.

 

[Bunny]

Sorry to ruin dreams, but I think thats the light hitting the water. Before that amber is sitting in the typical deathfat leg splay and theres no skin shown . I love when eric films her because she squirms around and acts confident lol.

I love when Eric films Amber and she's not wearing shoes so she tries to hide her hooves from view.

 

[Francis Dollarhyde]

.... why would you buy some one you like Pioneer Woman cutlery? It's fucking walmart tier trash. <A 14 piece set costs 40 fucking bucks. If you actually like cooking and all..this is not a knife set you'd care about obviously>.

You can get cheaper knives that are good. But not that cheap.

Looking at the Wommart website, all it says is "stainless steel", and you know what time it is. Any kitchen knife of even mediocre quality will state exactly what kind of steel they use. Ricky slices up animals so uses sharp knives on the daily. VG10 can get sharp as fuck and holds that edge longer. Are you reading along Ricky?

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

I think she's wearing pants in the pool.

.... why would you buy some one you like Pioneer Woman cutlery? It's fucking walmart tier trash. <A 14 piece set costs 40 fucking bucks. If you actually like cooking and all..this is not a knife set you'd care about obviously>.

And in the background we can a see another block of cutlery in red. Are these Amber's knives? Did they not match and so they need another set? hmmmmm

 

[Twinkie]

Eric is worse about touching everything than Amberlynn. Fucking gross.

 

[Strawberry Pocky]

He's absolutely obsessed with shopping, too, just like her.
Every god damn video he is in Walmart or Hobby Lobby or Target sperging out like an autistic toddler and pissing Rickie's money away on tasteless, horrible tacky garbage. He is even constantly eating out, almost every vlog includes a lunch or dinner or drive thru break.

He is so much like ALR...just on a smaller, ratcheted-down scale in terms of volume. He's pushing the edge in terms of shittiness and obnoxiousness though.

 

[Guardsman42]

He's absolutely obsessed with shopping, too, just like her.
Every god damn video he is in Walmart or Hobby Lobby or Target sperging out like an autistic toddler and pissing Rickie's money away on tasteless, horrible tacky garbage. He is even constantly eating out, almost every vlog includes a lunch or dinner or drive thru break.

He is so much like ALR...just on a smaller, ratcheted-down scale in terms of volume. He's pushing the edge in terms of shittiness and obnoxiousness though.

Except I think he isn't actually quite literally going out every day like Hamber for food etc.

He's a mind numbingly boring house wife, whose social life is very like a once or twice a week sojourn to a shit tier sit down place with the new lesbians and his husband for some drinks and bad food, washed down with more bad drinks. <I mean once you get settled into the married routine, I guess this isn't all that unusual.>

I still don't get why Rickie settled for this though. Really fucking don't.

 

[Ozul]

looks like there's trouble in paradise. Amber must be giddy right now.

 

[Billie Ross]

View attachment 841999looks like there's trouble in paradise. Amber must be giddy right now.

Everyone want that little piece of the "pity" cake.
Why most of this "special snowflakes" don't realise is that "EVERYONE" has mental struggles, dealing and overcoming it is what feels like growing up.
This people want everyone cuddling them forever, damn giant toddlers.

 

[Twinkie]

Dana already deleted that. Did you see who commented/liked it? Did you check to see who those 11 likes were? I wanted to know if Destiny liked it.

A few minutes ago she put this up and Destiny liked it.

e: goddammit, density. i was scrolling through her insta and JUST
She did a meet-n-greet with the rapper yellow wolf. random.

Spoiler: lmao

And finally, looks like Destiny got her first pair of grown-up shoes. And they're ridiculous. Also note in the comment "Is that a Bucees tee shirt?" I'm pretty sure it is, and if you didn't know Bucees is a chain of gas stations with a beaver mascot

Spoiler: click here 2 get BUC

So like I said I was scrolling through Dusty's IG and I noticed she regularly posts pics of Dana or of herself and Dana and she writes the most corny-ass mushy captions to the photos. If the relationship IS troubled it kind of says a lot about Destiny that she would keep posting this mushy dreck on instagram while things are falling apart behind closed doors. That's something a total narc or even sociopath would do, and Destiny doesn't seem like one. I could be wrong, but probably Dana is whining about people besides Destiny.

Also, this made me wonder: Did Destiny used to do this shit for Amberlynn? I can't remember. Like was she always posting AL on her insta with AH LUV MUH BABBY SEWWWWW MOCH YALL the way she does with Dana?

 

[Strawberry Pocky]

Except I think he isn't actually quite literally going out every day like Hamber for food etc.

He's a mind numbingly boring house wife, whose social life is very like a once or twice a week sojourn to a shit tier sit down place with the new lesbians and his husband for some drinks and bad food, washed down with more bad drinks. <I mean once you get settled into the married routine, I guess this isn't all that unusual.>

I still don't get why Rickie settled for this though. Really fucking don't.

Well, at least in the Vlogs we are seeing, it is going out to spend tons of money and eat garbage food in every vlog.
So.....there's that, I guess?

He doesn't upload as frequently as ALR does (yet another way he is a lazy, slobbish piece of shit - the selfish manchild cant and wont even keep up with the bare minimum of an easy & effortless Youtube channel) so I kind of just inferred/assumed that going out shopping and going out to eat in every Vlog = going out to shop and eat every day, too. You know....because what the hell else is this shiftless, worthless piece of disgusting fuck going to do all day long with all of this money that doesn't belong to him that he didn't earn? Sit around in that house with those two deathfat lesbians? With ALR screeching in food rage enabled-pain for her Thumb Gremlin, and stinking to high heaven? I would want to get out and stay out for as long as possible too.

I mean, I would go out and be working at my job and after that be spending time with my friends or be doing important errands... but you know, I like to think I'm a more productive member of society than this mushmouthed slug. But whatever.

 

[Thiccc Weenie]

Dana already deleted that. Did you see who commented/liked it? Did you check to see who those 11 likes were? I wanted to know if Destiny liked it.

A few minutes ago she put this up and Destiny liked it.
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e: goddammit, density. i was scrolling through her insta and JUST
She did a meet-n-greet with the rapper yellow wolf. random.

Spoiler: lmao

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And finally, looks like Destiny got her first pair of grown-up shoes. And they're ridiculous. Also note in the comment "Is that a Bucees tee shirt?" I'm pretty sure it is, and if you didn't know Bucees is a chain of gas stations with a beaver mascot

Spoiler: click here 2 get BUC

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So like I said I was scrolling through Dusty's IG and I noticed she regularly posts pics of Dana or of herself and Dana and she writes the most corny-ass mushy captions to the photos. If the relationship IS troubled it kind of says a lot about Destiny that she would keep posting this mushy dreck on instagram while things are falling apart behind closed doors. That's something a total narc or even sociopath would do, and Destiny doesn't seem like one. I could be wrong, but probably Dana is whining about people besides Destiny.

Also, this made me wonder: Did Destiny used to do this shit for Amberlynn? I can't remember. Like was she always posting AL on her insta with AH LUV MUH BABBY SEWWWWW MOCH YALL the way she does with Dana?

She did, and she hasn’t even taken them down, that’s how fucked it all is. They’re all still there.