Orbiter The Amberlynn Reid Show Supporting Cast - Because, like any giant planet, she has a lot of orbiters.

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Look at that motherfucking coconut shell haircut
 
I’m gonna be sad if the boys have truly left. I did like that all four were in the house and Hamber was pissing them off all the time and taking over the entire house. So, no Halloween “party” this year? If D&D do move in will they all just fuck each other constantly? Do lezbeans do that? They’d have to put down slippery when wet signs all over the house with all the squirting and I’m here for it. :story:
 
Am I imagining it or is Dana morphing into Amber-Lite or Amber-Less Heavy? She's been growing out her hair, her outfit is Amber-like & I noticed she's wearing 1 of Amber's discarded "kaminos" on top of her dress. Throw on some random glitter, a poop bun & some of Amber's old perfume & the resemblance would be even more scary than it already is. I'm not up on Destiny's history so is that her type - ginormous?
 
It looks like someone took a photo of a special needs boy and added it to that “who do you look like??” Website and the result was sid the sloth from ice age

Might be late to the convo but fellow kiwis help me out; it always fucking bothered me how such a narc like amber takes special needs Dusty as the peak prize love of her life. You’d think that our dainty princess would aim higher on the bonability scale since she does deem herself to be irresistibly fuckable (thus constant viewfinder eyefucking) (also remember she’s just a bigger gorl) and yet her dream fupa handler is sperg looking chad of the Kentucky lesbian bottomfeeders. Wtf? I’d think Delusionlynn would have some equally delusional standards?
 
Might be late to the convo but fellow kiwis help me out; it always fucking bothered me how such a narc like amber takes special needs Dusty as the peak prize love of her life. You’d think that our dainty princess would aim higher on the bonability scale since she does deem herself to be irresistibly fuckable (thus constant viewfinder eyefucking) (also remember she’s just a bigger gorl) and yet her dream fupa handler is sperg looking chad of the Kentucky lesbian bottomfeeders. Wtf? I’d think Delusionlynn would have some equally delusional standards?

She has to be the pretty one, obvi
 
Might be late to the convo but fellow kiwis help me out; it always fucking bothered me how such a narc like amber takes special needs Dusty as the peak prize love of her life. You’d think that our dainty princess would aim higher on the bonability scale since she does deem herself to be irresistibly fuckable (thus constant viewfinder eyefucking) (also remember she’s just a bigger gorl) and yet her dream fupa handler is sperg looking chad of the Kentucky lesbian bottomfeeders. Wtf? I’d think Delusionlynn would have some equally delusional standards?
She knows Dusty is slow-in-da-mind, also she knows at this present moment Dusty is broke. AL LOVES to love bomb as a form of manipulation. She wants Dana mostly to eat shit showing her that even though Dana should be out of favor from her Lardness she has taken mercy upon her and the small child and of course supporting her finance, Dusty.
Since neither Dana nor Dusty have an ounce of pride they willingly gobble up the trinkets and monies while AL starts to whisper poison into their ears, slowly convincing them of how cool and awesum life would be if they all just moved in together, yall. "I'll pay for everytheeeen, you can save for your wedeeeen, you will be able to save all your moneeee, just pay for your food! It will be so much fun you guise!"
She is also working that store bought favor behavior to Dana's niece, who if Dana has any brains (clearly not because she is dipping into the same money pool herself) is teaching this child that things bought for you make the person buying them a good person and you should be friendly with them. So another little leach to raise up into a proper welfare mother.
 
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