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AAhhh Imagine how unfuckable she is going to look in glasses at 600lbs she looks like shit then, now she is going to be a helamonster. She will finally look like her snapchat filters 24/7
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Got sick of the ALR pic, look at this cat instead.
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lmao this bitch talking about how she feels bad for the strippers cause they're like.. degrading their bodies a little bit? GORL
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You sir, have just disrespected gila monsters everywhere! How dare you! They're much more beautiful than AL!
beanbag in a hurry
Got sick of the ALR pic, look at this cat instead.
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I humbly apologize!You sir, have just disrespected gila monsters everywhere! How dare you! They're much more beautiful than AL!
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And less poisonous!You sir, have just disrespected gila monsters everywhere! How dare you! They're much more beautiful than AL!
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beanbag in a hurry
Got sick of the ALR pic, look at this cat instead.
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Danas tiktok is a cringemine, I love it.
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Dana's shitty TikToks remind me of a younger Amber, back when she was the trying-too-hard fat gorl who was basically happy with Destiny and was as content as 400lbs of lesbian dumbfuck could hope to be. Now, Amber is a boomer from L4D2 who only stops behaving like a lobotomised walrus when Destiny's around and she has to put on ten pounds of expired makeup and pretend to be her old self - even though that's the old self that Dusty cheated on(?).
Amber flashing the cash around Dusty and the Kelvinatrix is partly showing off, but also to show she's a gorl of independent means now who isn't the pathetic heifer Dusty walked out on. Destiny is, let's face it, basically rètarded, but it would be apparent to her that our gorl's overtures are meant to entice her back into Amber's clutches, and if it isn't then Dana is bitchy enough (and then some) to let her know.
The two interesting parties to me are Shrek and Thumbslug. Dana is cut from the same white trash cloth as the rest, but she must have some interesting feelings about the absurd situation they're in, where Amber is cucking her financially but she's cucking Amber romantically. I'm wondering if Amber is perceptive enough to be shitty that Dana isn't particularly jealous of Destiny - i.e. she doesn't see Amber as a rival. Captain Fleshbeard seems to be displaying similar calm about her future with Amber - maybe she's as aware as Dana that Destiny sees Amber as an ATM, just like Becky - but God, something has to happen soon, and I say that out of pity for Amber. She needs to be with someone who isn't an opportunistic toad like Becky, and who won't indulge her every fat-toddler whim. Amber has gone downhill fast with Necky, because if Necky brings Amby her orange chicken, Necky gets money for crayons and doesn't have to get a job.
If Amber had parents in any functional sense, they'd pull her out of the grease trap she's in and look after her. Instead, she's alone with a cunning redneck who would - and probably will - see her die from stuffing her face. We need to somehow help Amber catfish other dykes, or we could lose our Deathfat Prime.
Amber flashing the cash around Dusty and the Kelvinatrix is partly showing off, but also to show she's a gorl of independent means now who isn't the pathetic heifer Dusty walked out on. Destiny is, let's face it, basically rètarded, but it would be apparent to her that our gorl's overtures are meant to entice her back into Amber's clutches, and if it isn't then Dana is bitchy enough (and then some) to let her know.
The two interesting parties to me are Shrek and Thumbslug. Dana is cut from the same white trash cloth as the rest, but she must have some interesting feelings about the absurd situation they're in, where Amber is cucking her financially but she's cucking Amber romantically. I'm wondering if Amber is perceptive enough to be shitty that Dana isn't particularly jealous of Destiny - i.e. she doesn't see Amber as a rival. Captain Fleshbeard seems to be displaying similar calm about her future with Amber - maybe she's as aware as Dana that Destiny sees Amber as an ATM, just like Becky - but God, something has to happen soon, and I say that out of pity for Amber. She needs to be with someone who isn't an opportunistic toad like Becky, and who won't indulge her every fat-toddler whim. Amber has gone downhill fast with Necky, because if Necky brings Amby her orange chicken, Necky gets money for crayons and doesn't have to get a job.
If Amber had parents in any functional sense, they'd pull her out of the grease trap she's in and look after her. Instead, she's alone with a cunning redneck who would - and probably will - see her die from stuffing her face. We need to somehow help Amber catfish other dykes, or we could lose our Deathfat Prime.
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Maybe E&R were using this opportunity to save up for the down payment of a house. I looked up Ricky's likely workplace, and it might be the Keystone Foods processing plant (there is another Keystone plant nearby, but it is for feed and hatching chickens.) It is the closest chicken processing plant I could Google up.
Unfortunately I don't know the exact title of his position, he is likely a line worker though.
But he likely makes up enough to get a (cheap) house in Kentucky, depending on how close he wants to be at his job.
Unfortunately I don't know the exact title of his position, he is likely a line worker though.
But he likely makes up enough to get a (cheap) house in Kentucky, depending on how close he wants to be at his job.
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Her face is horrifying, looks like she is wearing an old lady mask from Party City.Danas tiktok is a cringemine, I love it.
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She really digs herself, just like AL.
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Danas tiktok is a cringemine, I love it.
Dana Alane Robbins on TikTok
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After perusing that, I only have one thing to say,,,
You can put lipstick on a pig, but it's still a pig.
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Preparing for some disagrees but her make up game is stronger than Amber's but Amber's make up game is equivalent to that of a 10 year old child
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If one of her cheeks say's 'Fat' and she's written that on herself as a negative, then that is one trait she can easily change...
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Ey Dana, you forgot 'exceptionally dumb' and 're.tarded'. Mirrored of course so no one can read it.
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Give me bad ratings if someone posted this already... But hm, D&D are moving again? And they "have the best roommates as well"? Wtf?
Option 1: They're moving in with the Hambeast who finally seduced them with constant gifts and all the fast food slop they desire.
Option 2: They're moving in with someone else. Wanna bet what an epic tantrum AL would throw over this? Could it have something to do with the oh so difficult but unmentionable personal issues which have been making her shoooo depressed?
Since there is an "Ally Sizemore" also tagged in the photo, I personally think Option 2 is more likely, and I'd be looking forward to AL's whining/vagueing on social media soon.
Option 1: They're moving in with the Hambeast who finally seduced them with constant gifts and all the fast food slop they desire.
Option 2: They're moving in with someone else. Wanna bet what an epic tantrum AL would throw over this? Could it have something to do with the oh so difficult but unmentionable personal issues which have been making her shoooo depressed?
Since there is an "Ally Sizemore" also tagged in the photo, I personally think Option 2 is more likely, and I'd be looking forward to AL's whining/vagueing on social media soon.
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Got sick of the ALR pic, look at this cat instead.
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Sigh, another dead dog.
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Dusty looks like he has AIDS, also
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Oooohhhhh shit that is why she was heartbroken it all makes sense now, Destiny and Dana mention in proximity to Amber that they want to move. So Amber through her narc mind thinks oh shit its time buy Dana to then persuade Destiny because she is full aware about the Destiny saying Amber is too much drama comment. That his her hard because that is her rejecting Amber finally and basically confirming the Dana cheating.
The fact that Destiny said that comment about being the best roommate ever must fucking wile Amber hard because she done nothing whilst fat bitch brought all the shit. Thus drawing a close to the Destiny using Amber arc.
So theory time is this the other thing of bad news she got. she said and quoted "We got 2 sets of bad news today" It works in time wise as we know the pizza place stuff is pre recorded and we dont know how long by either. But definitely you prior announce you are moving usually by a month so it lines up well.
So she got the Becky Becky has CHF congestive heart failure, I say this because we know Misty and the mother have serious heart issues and CHF is very very genetic it only really hangs in those areas. At first I thought it was Angina but in that you dont watch sodium but in CHF you cut sodium and cholesterol.
See the egg thing is Amber thinking she knows best but the egg yolk is actually really good for you and is healthy cholesterol. Bare in mind the average life expectancy with someone with CHF is 1 year. 4 if YOU ARE HEALTHY. It has no cure and you are on a death clock, its horrible because it can happen whenever. You have to avoid stress as well but Misty does not have CHF personally it sounds like she has a serious form of Tachyocardiocomy where the heart rate is super irregular and in severe conditions you have to have a heart sensor or she has really deep ongoing Angina.
But the super kicker was Destiny is moving further away out of her clutches and has new friends, its the gaycare 2.0 and that is freaking hilarious no wonder she has been a super salty cunt about Destiny lately.
We will get pity me arc though where she will be very radio silent this explains why she has a "fever".
In regards to the whole roomates thing I believe it is work colleagues or relatives not Amber, Amber would of mentioned it already and this correlates all too well for the "bad news" far too well
The fact that Destiny said that comment about being the best roommate ever must fucking wile Amber hard because she done nothing whilst fat bitch brought all the shit. Thus drawing a close to the Destiny using Amber arc.
So theory time is this the other thing of bad news she got. she said and quoted "We got 2 sets of bad news today" It works in time wise as we know the pizza place stuff is pre recorded and we dont know how long by either. But definitely you prior announce you are moving usually by a month so it lines up well.
So she got the Becky Becky has CHF congestive heart failure, I say this because we know Misty and the mother have serious heart issues and CHF is very very genetic it only really hangs in those areas. At first I thought it was Angina but in that you dont watch sodium but in CHF you cut sodium and cholesterol.
See the egg thing is Amber thinking she knows best but the egg yolk is actually really good for you and is healthy cholesterol. Bare in mind the average life expectancy with someone with CHF is 1 year. 4 if YOU ARE HEALTHY. It has no cure and you are on a death clock, its horrible because it can happen whenever. You have to avoid stress as well but Misty does not have CHF personally it sounds like she has a serious form of Tachyocardiocomy where the heart rate is super irregular and in severe conditions you have to have a heart sensor or she has really deep ongoing Angina.
But the super kicker was Destiny is moving further away out of her clutches and has new friends, its the gaycare 2.0 and that is freaking hilarious no wonder she has been a super salty cunt about Destiny lately.
We will get pity me arc though where she will be very radio silent this explains why she has a "fever".
In regards to the whole roomates thing I believe it is work colleagues or relatives not Amber, Amber would of mentioned it already and this correlates all too well for the "bad news" far too well