"I'm loseeeeen weight, you guise. I promise."
Only if you plan to have both legs chopped off and that shelf ass trimmed down, plus a whole lot of lipo.
That is a seriously disturbing image right there. If you look at your laayyyygg and it liiiidurally looks like the Michelin mascot, and your shirts that are dresses keep getting caught on your shelf ass, you would (if you were just a regular person) get yourself in gear to address the issue. And before anyone starts with the body dysmorphia stuff: I don't believe that. She knows what she looks like. She just doesn't care enough about it to do something - anything - to change it.
She totally wants to address it and lose weight. She wants to get down to 140 (lol). But... guyz, she can't do it till she finds a diet that:
-doesn't require calorie counting, because that makes her binge
-doesn't require her to eat mostly protein because she needs her vegetables and fruit (though she's admitted many times she doesn't like fruit that much)
-does have snack options other than high-sodium things like beef jerky, as beef jerky is a hulthy snack only when she chooses to eat it on a whim
-doesn't restrict her calorie intake too much because she's a growing girl and needs her nutrients
-doesn't limit starch, because starch is bae, and rice is a healthy diet food
What's a gorl to do? There's liduhrrllly no diet out there that's healthy for her. If anyone can give her a diet that doesn't restrict her eating in any way, shape or form, or require sacrifice or dedication, she'd totes do it, guyz. She knows most diets out there work for many people, but everrrrrryone is different and what's hulthy for the population-at-large, might not be hulthy for her. So, you see, the only way she can lose weight is if she continues eating exactly as she's doing now. Skinny people eat what they want too!
