Orbiter The Amberlynn Reid Show Supporting Cast - Because, like any giant planet, she has a lot of orbiters.

[Fascist Ferret]

I forgot it’s still 1950 where every home has a ‘bread winner’ & the woman shuts her mouth & cooks. In Als case, which is the woman? Clearly the one that dresses like a man.

Becky literally doesnt have a job. ALR's youtube revenue is their only income. I'm not trying to make some cultural judgment. Becky is spending her money to get her those flowers.

 

[Fascist Ferret]

according to this she was only 43, so sad. https://www.tributearchive.com/obituaries/17519629/Mendy-Le-Shane-Cope

The services will be live-streamed for those unable to attend.

We could do a viewing party and talk about it in the BP chat (will we get an ALR appearance via livestream??), but that would also really bum me out... She looks so cute and happy in the obituary photo.

 

[Dwarf]

Oooh, bad blood? So it seems Becky did choose Amber over her old friends.

I think it's in reference to the fact that Betty White is old af and is still kicking, not that Methmama is around.

 

[a llama weighs 450lbs]

Methmama tagged Kermit on FB....

Another one with arrested development

idk what inside joke this could be or whatever but in the context of mendy's passing this seems awfully insensitive

mendy managed to be more of a mom to hamber while she was squatting in mendy's house eating cereal out of casserole dishes and what was mamameth doing? chilling in prison or on her way there?

 

[Punkinsplice]

Methmama tagged Kermit on FB....

Another one with arrested development

I am really curious about the context here. My interpretation is that she is throwing shade at Eric, but all we have to go on are assumptions about why they all moved out. There could be an inside joke, but did she share memes with Eric in the past?

 

[a llama weighs 450lbs]

i'm pretty sure it has to be a jab at the boys being annoyed with the length of mamameth's stay. wasn't her trip originally supposed to be a week? there are plenty of eric clips where he "jokingly" says something mean and i'm sure he did that about kristine wearing out her welcome.

it was probably the last straw after amber's uterus exploded in their bathroom. they learned how to deal with 1 amber but now the amber spawner was there too?

if it was me i'd track down some meth, wiggle it in front of kristine, throw it into the nearest corn field, and lock the doors after she ran out after it.

 

[SituationTypeThing]

Mendy's death is tragic. I can't even imagine how heartbroken Destiny and Dana must be, both losing their mothers within months of each other.

 

[Lesbian Sleepover]

F for Mendy. 43 is way to young.

 

[FatalTater]

Becky should have gone to Best Of Flowers in Chevy Chase and told them she needed an arrangement for the daintiest of gorls, youtube sensation #Amberlynn Reid. They would have fixed her up something worthy of a celebrity in the Big City.

 

[marjoram]

i'm pretty sure it has to be a jab at the boys being annoyed with the length of mamameth's stay. wasn't her trip originally supposed to be a week? there are plenty of eric clips where he "jokingly" says something mean and i'm sure he did that about kristine wearing out her welcome.

it was probably the last straw after amber's uterus exploded in their bathroom. they learned how to deal with 1 amber but now the amber spawner was there too?

if it was me i'd track down some meth, wiggle it in front of kristine, throw it into the nearest corn field, and lock the doors after she ran out after it.

I'm in the throwing shade camp too...I have no problem believing Methma is a gigantic bitch, just like her whalespawn. Unreal waltzing into the boys home and behaving like an asshole, again, just like her massive daughter..

 

[marjoram]

Beggy's cawk and balls are larger
Shes still the man even though Albert has no babyfactory and will likely begin growing a sick beard.

Not sure if you're aware but you seem out of touch - in 2020 plenty of women are breadwinners while men stay home with the babes
And nobody shuts the fuck up, even when they should.


Don't carnations stand for "get well" anyways?
I think people forget that traditionally it wasn't about the most expensive flowers or exotic arrangements, but what the flower and colors of said flowers represent.

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Tbh it was pretty thoughtful, having the red and white. Beggy gets some credit there.
Unless methmaw helped her pick them

If Thumby has ever HEARD of the "language of flowers" I'll fucking eat those sad carnations...

ETA: Wow, ripped open a week ago and back to being a massive bitch already. And-sure we do, FatAl, Methma "works/ed" at a call center...not a gig known for their amazing benefits packages so I'm sure she's outta cash by now...

 

[Billie Ross]

Will Hambo watch it eating Reese's cups or Ben & Jerry's, maybe both....
Such a big void in her life to fill with food now.... her ex future mother in law is gone.
I hope Destiny check her breasts frequently and don't think only straight women who do penetration need this type of thing.
RIP Mendy, you always deserved better than the Ambeverse shit show.

 

[Cereal Killer]

I am really curious about the context here. My interpretation is that she is throwing shade at Eric, but all we have to go on are assumptions about why they all moved out. There could be an inside joke, but did she share memes with Eric in the past?

My original take this morning was that it was inside joke with Eric, but I didn't think they'd gotten that close. Throwing shade fits better, but what is she gloating over? Winning the prize pig, or "stealing" Becky? We NEED that tell all video from the fags.

 

[Cereal Killer]

Kristine had posted something about not receiving unemployment on Facebook and this ghetto bitch left a reply underneath it which is a little funny. Amber didn't think so. I didn't add the girl's response to Amber's first reply because it's a video and she's just some ditzy pothead trying to flex on Amber. Amber's argument is just what you'd expect it to be, yawn.

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I may have/probably missed something, but does Kristine qualify for the extra $600 weekly Covid relief benefit? I thought she was on FMLA or leave of absence from her current job

 

[Dwarf]

Maybe my petty-o-meter isn't working. The way I'm reading this stupid Facebook post is:

Eric likes Golden Girls (not a secret) --> Betty White is in Golden Girls --> Betty White meme = cool and relatable methmomma

 

[Cereal Killer]

Maybe my petty-o-meter isn't working. The way I'm reading this stupid Facebook post is:

Eric likes Golden Girls (not a secret) --> Betty White is in Golden Girls --> Betty White meme = cool and relatable methmomma

I started to edit my og post because the same thought occurred to me, but I'm not sure how many GG memes are out there (reluctant to dip my toes in that cesspool), and this one still seems kinda targeted

 

[MissDrama]

We could do a viewing party and talk about it in the BP chat (will we get an ALR appearance via livestream??), but that would also really bum me out... She looks so cute and happy in the obituary photo.

I'm totally down for this.
See yall in 22 hours for the livestream

 

[Snusmumriken]

My fault, I get caught up in all the drama sometimes. I forgot it’s still 1950 where every home has a ‘bread winner’ & the woman shuts her mouth & cooks. In Als case, which is the woman? Clearly the one that dresses like a man.

Also to clarify Becky is fully capable of getting a job, she just chooses not to. Plenty of relationships, childless ones in particular involve both partners working because contributing to society brings with it a general sense of satisfaction with yourself—not for this ham magnet. She’s not a jobless fuck on Amber’s dime because she’s a woman, or lezbeen, or her claimed mentuuulz and disabiluteeez. She’s definitely not a jobless fuck because society expects one breadwinner and one homemaker in every couple. She’s a jobless fuck because she’s a jobless fuck.

 

[ethical]

Also to clarify Becky is fully capable of getting a job, she just chooses not to. Plenty of relationships, childless ones in particular involve both partners working because contributing to society brings with it a general sense of satisfaction with yourself—not for this ham magnet. She’s not a jobless fuck on Amber’s dime because she’s a woman, or lezbeen, or her claimed mentuuulz and disabiluteeez. She’s definitely not a jobless fuck because society expects one breadwinner and one homemaker in every couple. She’s a jobless fuck because she’s a jobless fuck.

the orbiters are always orbiters for a reason. becky lacks any ambition, chantal's peetz is a complete loser. the only reason they tolerate their respective fatties is because they frankly have no other choice. Amber and Becky are both fat as fuck, stupid, and immature. Social flotsam. They cling to each other because nobody else has low enough standards to keep them around.

 

[JaneThough]

43? Shit. RIP Mendy. God bless for everything you tried to do for this train wreck. I'm glad your daughter kicked her out of your life so your last years didn't have to involve this shit, and you leave this Earth knowing your daughter isn't stuck in a relationship with a narcisist.

Also, thank God ALR is not going to be there to make the whole thing about herself.