Orbiter The Amberlynn Reid Show Supporting Cast - Because, like any giant planet, she has a lot of orbiters.

FatalTater said:
Quoting this post to say that Cannibal the Musical is one of the best things ever created, and there need to be more icons using scenes from it.

Also yes, Dana is fucking fat. Amber must've trained Destiny to be a feeder.
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Dana's always been fucking fat but she became massive. Sorry, it's kind of a shock seeing as this is the first I've seen of D&D in a while. It's kind of interesting how Amber and Destiny are basically dating replicas of their exes. Well I'm not sure if dating is the right term to use for Amber, but they're definitely not roommates!

Also, I agree with you on the use of more icons from Cannibal the Musical.
 
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Dana is starting to look remarkably similar to Brianne (742 lb) from M600PL.
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I've always been very "meh" about Dana because shes very soft spoken and bland. She isn't very pleasing on the eyes and is around the same weight as AL, but people saying shes a downgrade from her I dont see it. Al has money and I guess a conventionally better face but besides the dog neglect,Dustin seems way more mellow and mature with Dana. Like thinking back, it must have been so exhausting to cater to amber, literally do everything for her and the relationship being about her. Dana is a upgrade by the mere fact that if she asked dana to help her, to go get her something or simply pumping gas she would.
 
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Lies Unlimited said:
She was never preposessingly beautiful, but Dana at one point 2 years ago had a discernable face shape and some semblance of a neck. All gone now of course.
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Ashamed to say I thought Dana had the potential to be attractive when she was first introduced.

She was also employed, able to drive, and had her own place (even if it was a trailer). She was also able to go out with Destiny and do things other than eat shitty buffet food and shop for useless crap...they even went to Comic-Con together.

I'd say that back then, that made her an upgrade from the plague that is Amberlynn Reid.
 
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mekalekahi said:
I've always been very "meh" about Dana because shes very soft spoken and bland. She isn't very pleasing on the eyes and is around the same weight as AL, but people saying shes a downgrade from her I dont see it. Al has money and I guess a conventionally better face but besides the dog neglect,Dustin seems way more mellow and mature with Dana. Like thinking back, it must have been so exhausting to cater to amber, literally do everything for her and the relationship being about her. Dana is a upgrade by the mere fact that if she asked dana to help her, to go get her something or simply pumping gas she would.
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Well said, and that last sentence got me thinking, I bet Amber doesn’t even know how to pump gas. It reminds me of the time her and Destiny were drinking shots and Destiny jokingly said “there’s antifreeze in it” to which Amber replied “what’s antifreeze?” with a blank look on her face. She was 25 at the time FFS. I think anyone would get tired of her childish mentality, and I’m sure Destiny contemplated wrapping her in bubble wrap and rolling her out the door just to get rid of her. Dana is definitely the upgrade.
 
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Clamchowder said:
is Dana still working? Surely she can’t be mobile
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I don't know if she is, but the second part of your statement...

Once you've been around a shipyard for a while, you lose your amazement at what amount of blubber can be hauled about by a human skeleton.

She likely suffers when she tries to walk, but I have no doubts she's still marginally mobile.
 
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These two absolute units at some other hamplanet’s dyke wedding. Woof!
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Dana is ENORMOUS. I wouldn't be shocked if she's within 50-60 pounds from catching up to Amber, maybe even less. Can you imagine the four of them trying to fit into the same car together nowadays?

If she becomes immobile, I'm guessing Destiny will bounce. She likes them fat, not dependent.
 
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Mark me with all the hearts/gay shit you like, a part of me feels bad for both of them being stuck with the mindsets that their eating habits and sugar intake is "not problematic"

I'm not perfect, but I'm a reasonable adult. I know what will happen if I eat an entire pizza and wash it down with vodka (besides pure enjoyments, the post consumption dumps are GUARANTEED to be epic). We ALL indulge from time to time.

I look at this video, and Destiny's arms look like mini Amber arms inside her T-Shirt..her sleeves are hiding a LOT of hurt!! She's packing cellulite into places she's not noticing immediately. Her legs and arms look exhausted.
 
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Yes, Dana is working and in fact, got a promotion. She talks about it in the first update. I think they're at a different job than they were at previously, one they aren't allowed to talk about. Before that Destiny was caring for mentally challenged adults at night in a group home. When quarantine hit they said it took two months for unemployment to kick in and they thought they would have to get help from "good friends" (Amberlynn most likely).

Also, it really chaps my hyde hearing that they rehomed their chihuahua to Destiny's mom before she passed and she didn't want them to have him back. She knew how those two are with pets. AND THEN in the midst of all the craziness, they got ANOTHER puppy to give away or kill.
 
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Also, it really chaps my hyde hearing that they rehomed their chihuahua to Destiny's mom before she passed and she didn't want them to have him back. She knew how those two are with pets. AND THEN in the midst of all the craziness, they got ANOTHER puppy to give away or kill.
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A heeler mix, no less. This should be interesting
 
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