Orbiter The Amberlynn Reid Show Supporting Cast - Because, like any giant planet, she has a lot of orbiters.

[GunnlaugurSassoon]

lmao I can't believe I missed this from @C3PBRO 's original post

Why would she upload this she looks like she's about to pop I've never seen a puffier human

 

[My Cat Is Racist]

She looks rough. I imagine a lot of that facial hair is due to PCOS and obesity. Just ghastly.

 

[Anti Pickle Serum]

I imagine a lot of that facial hair is due to PCOS and obesity.

Not just her face. Dana's balloon knot probably looks like:

 

[My Cat Is Racist]

Not just her face. Dana's balloon knot probably looks like:

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Do you think she has a wicked snail trail to match?

 

[GeorgiaGuidestones]

Dana’s skin...View attachment 1885247

Oh, dear Gods that’s horrific. She could at least fix her hair so didn’t look like some hairy ass at first glance?

lmao I can't believe I missed this from @C3PBRO 's original post

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Why would she upload this she looks like she's about to pop I've never seen a puffier human

She probably thinks this one of her sexiest pics. No, girl. It’s not.

 

[Amber's Elbow Face]

Hot off the press

 

[Pippeyy]

Sexy is not having your nipples on the floor. She has such a weird body.

 

[8008135]

I don't even know what body part this is supposed to be. It could be half an asscheek, it could be a bloated-as-fuck arm. Ah, the mysteries of deathfats.

That's some mighty fine bra chafing. Mmmm, sexy.

 

[Billie Ross]

I don't even know what body part this is supposed to be. It could be half an asscheek, it could be a bloated-as-fuck arm. Ah, the mysteries of deathfats.

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That's some mighty fine bra chafing. Mmmm, sexy.

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OMG, she's 22, I know a lot of grannies with kids and grand kids and way perkier titties, they must be really desperate for cash.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

She really thinks she's the sexy schiznit, doesn't she? How embarrasing. C'mon Hamber, post up. Show Dana what Dusty REALLY wants! POST THE GUNT!

This would be quite horrifying if it weren't so damned hilarious.

 

[Xenomorph]

ughhhhhhhh boy, least their moms are dead so they dont need to witness this..

 

[Jordanjmd]

Do you think they check the kiwi farms? Maybe we could infiltrate and score some more information from Dana?

 

[Pippeyy]

Do you think they check the kiwi farms? Maybe we could infiltrate and score some more information from Dana?

No! Bad new fag. Now go sit in the corner and think about what you did.

Also, lurk more.

 

[TC-P]

OK my question is who is taking the photos? Destiny?

 

[January Cyst]

OK my question is who is taking the photos? Destiny?

They look look like selfies, some of them taken with a selfie-stick.

 

[Anti Pickle Serum]

I'm guessing a couple weeks till we see her stink wrinkle.

 

[Thumb Butler]

I'm guessing a couple weeks till we see her stink wrinkle.

Only if they start exploring her nether regions right now. Becky better bring a torch and the family bible.

 

[Amber's Elbow Face]

You're welcome

 

[Billie Ross]

You're welcome

The filter is struggling.

 

[Pippeyy]

You're welcome

She can't even get her sad tits and her complete head in a selfie.