Opinion The Average College Student Is Illiterate - Spelling is atrocious, grammar is random, and the correct use of apostrophes is cause for celebration. Worse is the resistance to original thought.

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Oxford undergraduates on a late night drinking spree, 1824. By Robert Cruikshank. (Photo by Hulton Archive.)

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I’m Gen X. I was pretty young when I earned my PhD, so I’ve been a professor for a long time—over 30 years. If you’re not in academia, or it’s been a while since you were in college, you might not know this: the students are not what they used to be. The problem with even talking about this topic at all is the knee-jerk response of, “yeah, just another old man complaining about the kids today, the same way everyone has since Gilgamesh. Shake your fist at the clouds, dude.” So yes, I’m ready to hear that. Go right ahead. Because people need to know.

First, some context. I teach at a regional public university in the United States. Our students are average on just about any dimension you care to name—aspirations, intellect, socio-economic status, physical fitness. They wear hoodies and yoga pants and like Buffalo wings. They listen to Zach Bryan and Taylor Swift. That’s in no way a put-down: I firmly believe that the average citizen deserves a shot at a good education and even more importantly a shot at a good life. All I mean is that our students are representative; they’re neither the bottom of the academic barrel nor the cream off the top.

As with every college we get a range of students, and our best philosophy majors have gone on to earn PhDs or go to law school. We’re also an NCAA Division 2 school and I watched one of our graduates become an All-Pro lineman for the NFL. These are exceptions, and what I say here does not apply to every single student. But what I’m about to describe are the average students at Average State U.

Reading

Most of our students are functionally illiterate. This is not a joke. By “functionally illiterate” I mean “unable to read and comprehend adult novels by people like Barbara Kingsolver, Colson Whitehead, and Richard Powers.” I picked those three authors because they are all recent Pulitzer Prize winners, an objective standard of “serious adult novel.” Furthermore, I’ve read them all and can testify that they are brilliant, captivating writers; we’re not talking about Finnegans Wake here. But at the same time they aren’t YA, romantasy, or Harry Potter either.

I’m not saying our students just prefer genre books or graphic novels or whatever. No, our average graduate literally could not read a serious adult novel cover-to-cover and understand what they read. They just couldn’t do it. They don’t have the desire to try, the vocabulary to grasp what they read, and most certainly not the attention span to finish. For them to sit down and try to read a book like The Overstory might as well be me attempting an Iron Man triathlon: much suffering with zero chance of success.

Students are not absolutely illiterate in the sense of being unable to sound out any words whatsoever. Reading bores them, though. They are impatient to get through whatever burden of reading they have to, and move their eyes over the words just to get it done. They’re like me clicking through a mandatory online HR training. Students get exam questions wrong simply because they didn’t even take the time to read the question properly. Reading anything more than a menu is a chore and to be avoided.

They also lie about it. I wrote the textbook for a course I regularly teach. It’s a fairly popular textbook, so I’m assuming it is not terribly written. I did everything I could to make the writing lively and packed with my most engaging examples. The majority of students don’t read it. Oh, they will come to my office hours (occasionally) because they are bombing the course and tell me that they have been doing the reading, but it’s obvious they are lying. The most charitable interpretation is that they looked at some of the words, didn’t understand anything, pretended that counted as reading, and returned to looking at TikTok.

This study says that 65% of college students reported that they skipped buying or renting a textbook because of cost. I believe they didn’t buy the books, but I’m skeptical that cost is the true reason, as opposed to just the excuse they offer. Yes, I know some texts, especially in the sciences, are expensive. However, the books I assign are low-priced. All texts combined for one of my courses is between $35-$100 and they still don’t buy them. Why buy what you aren’t going to read anyway? Just google it.

Even in upper-division courses that students supposedly take out of genuine interest they won’t read. I’m teaching Existentialism this semester. It is entirely primary texts—Dostoevsky, Kierkegaard, Nietzsche, Camus, Sartre. The reading ranges from accessible but challenging to extremely difficult but we’re making a go of it anyway (looking at you, Being and Nothingness). This is a close textual analysis course. My students come to class without the books, which they probably do not own and definitely did not read.

Writing

Their writing skills are at the 8th-grade level. Spelling is atrocious, grammar is random, and the correct use of apostrophes is cause for celebration. Worse is the resistance to original thought. What I mean is the reflexive submission of the cheapest cliché as novel insight.

Exam question: Describe the attitude of Dostoevsky’s Underground Man towards acting in one’s own self-interest, and how this is connected to his concerns about free will. Are his views self-contradictory?
Student: With the UGM its all about our journey in life, not the destination. He beleives we need to take time to enjoy the little things becuase life is short and you never gonna know what happens. Sometimes he contradicts himself cause sometimes you say one thing but then you think something else later. It’s all relative.
Either that, or it looks like this:

Exam question: Describe the attitude of Dostoevsky’s Underground Man towards acting in one’s own self-interest, and how this is connected to his concerns about free will. Are his views self-contradictory?
Student: Dostoevsky’s Underground Man paradoxically rejects the idea that people always act in their own self-interest, arguing instead that humans often behave irrationally to assert their free will. He criticizes rationalist philosophies like utilitarianism, which he sees as reducing individuals to predictable mechanisms, and insists that people may choose suffering just to prove their autonomy. However, his stance is self-contradictory—while he champions free will, he is paralyzed by inaction and self-loathing, trapped in a cycle of bitterness. Through this, Dostoevsky explores the tension between reason, free will, and self-interest, exposing the complexities of human motivation.
That’s right, ChatGPT. The students cheat. I’ve written about cheating in “Why AI is Destroying Academic Integrity,” so I won’t repeat it here, but the cheating tsunami has definitely changed what assignments I give. I can’t assign papers any more because I’ll just get AI back, and there’s nothing I can do to make it stop. Sadly, not writing exacerbates their illiteracy; writing is a muscle and dedicated writing is a workout for the mind as well as the pen.

What’s changed?

The average student has seen college as basically transactional for as long as I’ve been doing this. They go through the motions and maybe learn something along the way, but it is all in service to the only conception of the good life they can imagine: a job with middle-class wages. I’ve mostly made my peace with that, do my best to give them a taste of the life of the mind, and celebrate the successes.

Things have changed. Ted Gioia describes modern students as checked-out, phone-addicted zombies. Troy Jollimore writes, “I once believed my students and I were in this together, engaged in a shared intellectual pursuit. That faith has been obliterated over the past few semesters.” Faculty have seen a stunning level of disconnection.

What has changed exactly?

  • Chronic absenteeism. As a friend in Sociology put it, “Attendance is a HUGE problem—many just treat class as optional.” Last semester across all sections, my average student missed two weeks of class. Actually it was more than that, since I’m not counting excused absences or students who eventually withdrew. A friend in Mathematics told me, “Students are less respectful of the university experience —attendance, lateness, e-mails to me about nonsense, less sense of responsibility.”
  • Disappearing students. Students routinely just vanish at some point during the semester. They don’t officially drop out or withdraw from the course, they simply quit coming. No email, no notification to anyone in authority about some problem. They just pull an Amelia Earhart. It’s gotten to the point that on the first day of class, especially in lower-division, I tell the students, “Look to your right. Now look to your left. One of you will be gone by the end of the semester. Don’t let it be you.”
  • They can’t sit in a seat for 50 minutes. Students routinely get up during a 50 minute class, sometimes just 15 minutes in, and leave the classroom. I’m supposed to believe that they suddenly, urgently need the toilet, but the reality is that they are going to look at their phones. They know I’ll call them out on it in class, so instead they walk out. I’ve even told them to plan ahead and pee before class, like you tell a small child before a road trip, but it has no effect. They can’t make it an hour without getting their phone fix.
  • It’s the phones, stupid. They are absolutely addicted to their phones. When I go work out at the Campus Rec Center, easily half of the students there are just sitting on the machines scrolling on their phones. I was talking with a retired faculty member at the Rec this morning who works out all the time. He said he has done six sets waiting for a student to put down their phone and get off the machine he wanted. The students can’t get off their phones for an hour to do a voluntary activity they chose for fun. Sometimes I’m amazed they ever leave their goon caves at all.
I don’t blame K-12 teachers. This is not an educational system problem, this is a societal problem. What am I supposed to do? Keep standards high and fail them all? That’s not an option for untenured faculty who would like to keep their jobs. I’m a tenured full professor. I could probably get away with that for a while, but sooner or later the Dean’s going to bring me in for a sit-down. Plus, if we flunk out half the student body and drive the university into bankruptcy, all we’re doing is depriving the good students of an education.

We’re told to meet the students where they are, flip the classroom, use multimedia, just be more entertaining, get better. As if rearranging the deck chairs just the right way will stop the Titanic from going down. As if it is somehow the fault of the faculty. It’s not our fault. We’re doing the best we can with what we’ve been given.

All this might sound like an angry rant. I’m not angry, though, not at all. I’m just sad. One thing all faculty have to learn is that the students are not us. We can’t expect them all to burn with the sacred fire we have for our disciplines, to see philosophy, psychology, math, physics, sociology, or economics as the divine light of reason in a world of shadow. Our job is to kindle that flame, and we’re trying to get that spark to catch, but it is getting harder and harder and we don’t know what to do.

Hilarius Bookbinder is the pseudonym for a tenured professor with an Ivy League PhD who writes Scriptorium Philosophia.

A version of this essay originally appeared in Scriptorium Philosophia.
 
We need to ban phone use on campus (and likely minors in general), they need to cut anyone who doesn't get with the program, and standards need to be enforced.

A complete higher edu reset/take back would go a long way to helping bring these about.

Likely a lot more needs to be done too. We need some sort of social reset as well.. At least on the issue of mobile devices.
 
Thomas Frank talks about this in Listen, Liberal. The reason our world is so fucked up now is that most of the elites relate to each other primarily because they all went to the same kinds of schools. You are rewarded for orthodoxy over anything else.

The author himself is a very bad case of being 99% of the way to getting it, but missing that last 1% of realizing that maybe the leftist worldview is fundamentally wrong and broken.

Thomas Frank is a unrepentant Democrat and socialist. I read his What's the Matter with Kansas? which is about why Republicans are popular in Kansas. He claims Republican voters are dumb and have been tricked by the religious right, and that the Democrats don't push Leftist policies strongly enough.

Always Be Closing. AIDA.


Peter Boghossian sums it up nicely.
 
College hasn't primarily been about education in a long time - centuries, if ever. It's about networking and paying big money to go "Look, I attended this prestigious college!" on your resume. That is, if you don't get filtered because you dared to differ from one of your professors ideas or politics.

Academia is even worse. Instead of prioritizing actual research and knowledge they all just find creative ways to funnel money to each other and act cliquish like a bunch of playground schoolchildren.

That all being said, even a broken clock is right once in a while.

It's a wonder some of the Zoomers I've worked with can even tie their own shoes or remember to breath. Some of them have just completely stopped showing up to work. Not even a two weeks notice.

Is it the phones? Maybe. But we've failed these kids in ways that are going to drastically affect society.
 
We need to ban phone use on campus (and likely minors in general), they need to cut anyone who doesn't get with the program, and standards need to be enforced.

A complete higher edu reset/take back would go a long way to helping bring these about.

Likely a lot more needs to be done too. We need some sort of social reset as well.. At least on the issue of mobile devices.
Historically, holding up standards has been labeled as racism. From prerequisites for advanced classes, to exit exams, to college preparation, these things all expose disparities in race. We have to get rid of white guilt before we can ever save public education and our youth.
 
It's a wonder some of the Zoomers I've worked with can even tie their own shoes or remember to breath. Some of them have just completely stopped showing up to work. Not even a two weeks notice.

Is it the phones? Maybe. But we've failed these kids in ways that are going to drastically affect society.
Call—-ledge iz mostli 4 netwerking anywayyzzz. Akademea isznt a one part butt awlso ZOmyrz’ an aLfie’’’s wur literulli pasd a long an lokd endours 4 up 2 faev yeer’s’’’’

Plus, it’s not just the phones. Kids grew up watching people get rich for existing, while Uncle Bob, who’s worked all his life, got his business burned. No help, no relief, no nothing. Also, ~late stage capitalism~ and ~climate change~ made them think they’re doomed either way, so why try?

I’m not saying they’re completely innocent, but society (bottom text) fucked up their priorities. They grew up in India, so they’re going to act like Indians.
 
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Historically, holding up standards has been labeled as racism. From prerequisites for advanced classes, to exit exams, to college preparation, these things all expose disparities in race. We have to get rid of white guilt before we can ever save public education and our youth.

That's part of the reset and takeover. (long enough to put edu back on unbiased sane track) Basically a sit down, shut up or leave to everyone involved in higher edu. Cons need to grow some balls here or it's game over for them and the country/society.
 
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Took me a while but I found an article from Argentina and you'll never guess, a similar issue was being noticed as of 2024. If this is a common trend worldwide, we're all fucked.
"It is now impossible to hide": universities warn of a disturbing problem that is recurring among incoming students
According to authorities, teachers and managers asked, the poor academic level with which students reach higher education became increasingly visible.
Not gonna bother to translate all of this. Just some parts should scare you enough:
In FADU and UBA (universities), a professor was surprised a few months ago when a 4th year student raised her hand to ask him what a stereotype was. Weeks prior, other students asked what the word "redundant" meant
In recent years, teachers detect, on top of a low academic level, a more limited language, as well as concentration problems
"There's a clear perception among teachers that students that get into universities, mostly do not have basic knowledge of math, and they have a low reading comprehension, which makes it difficult to succeed"
r/argentina had a thread about this, and the education is even worse than it seems on the surface.
Skipping the shitposts, here's the informative stuff:
This is the result of giving away good grades to "avoid stigmatizing" and waiting for the ones who "have a harder time" instead of continuing to teach new subjects, while a lot of the time it's not a harder time, they're just not interested and they're basically forced to go to school.
They don't let me give them a "regular" grade without telling the families first, imagine what would happen if I gave an "insufficient" (in USA: E or F). It's a private school, but still, it's insane to reach this point.
"They go to school," I laugh because the absences are terrible. What's more, they changed the frecuency with which a student has to go to school to be considered an enrolled student, something like once a week, ridiculous.
In my day (sounds like an old man, but I graduated high school 6 years ago), they asked you for 85% attendance, I remember because a classmate got dropped because he was late once (which counted as half of an absence)
Same, it used to be 12 absences a year, and arriving late was half an absence. If you got dropped, that was it. This was 24 years ago, just before the "decada ganada"
"decada ganada" a term used in Argentina to describe the period from 2003 to 2013, roughly corresponding to the presidencies of Néstor Kirchner (2003–2007) and Cristina Fernández de Kirchner (2007–2015) - a disaster for sure as far as education is concerned.
And where are the parents? If a kid reaches 4th grade without knowing how to read, that's not just a problem with the educational system.
In the 21st century. Mommy isn't there 24/7 making sure that you learn the multiplication tables.
There are 2 problems. With the excuse of the stigma of bad grades, the power of the bad grade telling the student and his parents that something is wrong, is now gone. You don't have a bad grade, your parents don't know, everything keeps going, and since the system doesn't penalize, many kids get by without learning. Also, kids DON'T READ. Not one book. The habit of reading has been completely lost.
As a music teacher, I've been given the order of not giving bad grades, so...other teachers told me they're not allowed to let students repeat grades. Last year, many kids in second grade that should have repeated because they couldn't even copy what's on the board, much less read. Now they're all in third grade. I would have made 6 of them repeat, but it's not my job.
 
Call—-ledge iz mostli 4 netwerking anywayyzzz. Akademea isznt a one part butt awlso ZOmyrz’ an aLfie’’’s wur literulli pasd a long an lokd endours 4 up 2 faev yeer’s’’’’
I'm cracking up at this.
Plus, it’s not just the phones. Kids grew up watching people get rich for existing, while Uncle Bob, who’s worked all his life, got his business burned. No help, no relief, no nothing. Also, ~late stage capitalism~ and ~climate change~ made them think they’re doomed either way, so why try?
This is a good point. As much as they haven't been paying attention because of the phone, they very much have been paying attention to how their elders got fucked every way from Sunday. Couple that with the constant doomerism and faggotry from the MSN and it's not hard to see why they've given up.
I’m not saying they’re completely innocent, but society (bottom text) fucked up their priorities. They grew up in India, so they’re going to act like Indians.
Yeah there are absolutely zoomers who see through the bullshit and actually like adults, it's not like they don't have a choice. But like I said I do have some sympathy for them because of how utterly and disastrously they've been failed.
 

I looked this fellow up and his first novel is called 'The Intuitionist'. It's about two competing elevator repair companies; the intuitionists and the empiricists. The empiricists seek to fix elevators by relying on data and careful analysis of the mechanics involved. The fuddy-duddy white men who work for the company will say such things as, "Did you know that 13% of cables are responsible for 50% of elevator failures?" The company for whom our black female protagonist works, however, the intuitionists, can, as the name implies, simply intuit when there's a problem with an elevator. No facts or figures necessary. Shaniqua can feel there's a problem with the elevator. Free extra strong cables? A brand new government-funded pulley device at the top of the shaft? A bunch of white plebs pushing the elevator up from below with their bare hands? Doesn't matter. The intuitionists can feel it's not enough.

I couldn't have come up with this as a piece of satire if I'd tried.
 
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I looked this fellow up and his first novel is called 'The Intuitionist'. It's about two competing elevator repair companies; the intuitionists and the empiricists. The empiricists seek to fix elevators by relying on data and careful analysis of the mechanics involved. The fuddy-duddy white men who work for the company will say such things as, "Did you know that 13% of cables are responsible for 50% of elevator failures?" The company for whom our black female protagonist works, however, the intuitionists, can, as the name implies, simply intuit when there's a problem with an elevator. No facts or figures necessary. Shaniqua can feel there's a problem with the elevator. Free extra strong cables? A brand new government-funded pulley device at the top of the shaft? A bunch of white plebs pushing the elevator up from below with their bare hands? Doesn't matter. The intuitionists can feel it's not enough.

I couldn't have come up with this as a piece of satire if I'd tried.
I’m shocked that the white pipo arent the intuitionists because of dey trump and christ
 
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As someone who spent 18 years on 4chan, mostly /pol/, I noticed a massive drop in grammar, spelling, even basic logic from 2012 onwards when moot replaced the mod team with SJW’s.

New users were inarticulate, abusive, hiding behind “it’s just shitposting bro” and “I’m just pretending to be retarded” when they inevitably got painted into a corner. Mods and jannies stood by and handwaved posts that would have triggered a ban a year or two before.

It’s one of the reasons I started coming here. I just got tired of dealing with the new generation of pseudoliterate morons laying absolute waste to the possibility of challenging discourse.

I feel for this professor, god knows having to deal with the new generation of faster, sleeker idiots for a living must be excruciating.
 
I know I am a bit off the norm here. But I quickly realized how much of a retard camp university was. It took like one semester. I grew up with old school outdoorsy parents. We didn't even have a TV until I was like 12 years old. They always loved books though and we had tons around. So more than just learning to read I learned to enjoy reading. A habit I have continued to this day.

I didn't go to classes other than on exam or mandatory lab days. I didn't buy textbooks other than 15 year old ones that miraculously had 90% of the same material. I wasn't a straight A student or anything but I left undergrad with 2 degrees and a 3.7 overall so I think I did pretty well. This was also at a regional public university in the USA.

The average person never enjoyed reading and only read when forced too. There are far more means to receive information than simply reading books. Now you can consume YouTube on most topics, especially things that are actually educational. 15 years ago when I was at University I learned a great deal about Discrete Mathematics from random YouTube videos. It was far more efficient than textbooks. What I am trying to say here is that prior to the media age books were the only game in town other than traditional storytelling. So people read.

College hasn't primarily been about education in a long time - centuries, if ever. It's about networking and paying big money to go "Look, I attended this prestigious college!" on your resume. That is, if you don't get filtered because you dared to differ from one of your professors ideas or politics.
There was a significantly different culture around being an educated man prior to the 1960s. Go and read anything that was like a slice of life essay or some contemporary writing from 1950 or earlier. I know I am a bit of a weirdo here but these things can tell you a great deal about how society actually was. I read one of these from 1942 where some educated people (not Ivy League) went to a costume party. I believe it ended up in some magazine at the time. They mention the lineup of costumes and you had Edward the Confessor and other historical figures that would be obscure to anyone but those who read history for personal interest or academics.

But it tells you that at the time this was something so familiar that the educated crowd would have all had the background to clearly recognize it if they saw it. Everyone who received the "well-rounded classic education" had certain reference points they all would have read and understood. No matter their profession. All of that is gone now as Academia shifted to Commies that have sought to destroy the cultural history of the West. Replacing it with anti-colonialism and nog worship among other things.

AI is going to exacerbate this as the next generation will be wholly incapable of even the most basic tasks without AI agents helping them. The next layer above that is actual smart people will create libraries of specifically designed AI agents for various purposes, abstracting it even further.
 
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