the average kiwifarms poster

[Master Crouton]

Jokes on you I can’t read

 

[ERROR_ENTRY]

If you were as good as you say you were, I don't think for a second that you would be browsing kiwifarms. This is mostly a place for jobless neckbeards that still live with their parents, and nerdy high school kids that don't have any friends. It really isn't the place for highly-educated people to be hanging out in their spare time.

So what are you doing here then?

 

[Wraith]

Okay, so you expect me to believe that you were the very best of your class at MIT? I highly doubt that. If you were as good as you say you were, I don't think for a second that you would be browsing kiwifarms. This is mostly a place for jobless neckbeards that still live with their parents, and nerdy high school kids that don't have any friends. It really isn't the place for highly-educated people to be hanging out in their spare time. Even if it was, something far worse than someone being mean to you probably would have set you off a long time ago. Even if it were true that you're the "top thesaurus user in the entire US branch of Mensa" , I think your education would prevent you from getting mad enough to murder some random person on the internet. To most of us you just look like a kid with an anger problem and a very active imagination. Hopefully things will be easier for you when your puberty's over.

Hey Demisexual,

My name is Wraith, and I hate every single molecule of you. All you are is a fat, retarded, no-life, limp wrist, pansy, who spend every second of your day looking at stupid ass Harry Potter and disney nu-wars pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have you ever gotten any cat girls? Summoned any monsters to slaughter “heroes”? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you take it to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on Kiwi.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the mages' football team, and starter on my basketball team. I use wind spells to slam dunk so I catch air while you smell my farts. And I would never play soccer. I only deal in sports, not fags’ “activities.” What magic sports do you play, other than "jack off to old nudes of Lena Dunham and foot pics of Bree Larsen"? I also got straight A's in magic school, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO gold coins). You’re probably a groomer for the open-minded bitch pride parade community who should just 41% yourself. You can thank me later for being able to listen to a real wizard.

Pic Related: It's me and my bitch

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Okay, so you expect me to believe that you were the very best of your class at MIT? I highly doubt that. If you were as good as you say you were, I don't think for a second that you would be browsing kiwifarms. This is mostly a place for jobless neckbeards that still live with their parents, and nerdy high school kids that don't have any friends. It really isn't the place for highly-educated people to be hanging out in their spare time. Even if it was, something far worse than someone being mean to you probably would have set you off a long time ago. Even if it were true that you're the "top thesaurus user in the entire US branch of Mensa" , I think your education would prevent you from getting mad enough to murder some random person on the internet. To most of us you just look like a kid with an anger problem and a very active imagination. Hopefully things will be easier for you when your puberty's over.

I was hoping you just posted some new copypasta from LE REDDIT LE when I read your OP.
Now I know you're either seriously this re-tarded, or this determined to stick to your baity gimmickposting, which is just as fucking re-tarded.

 

[Harvey Danger]

"top if the IQ ladder", but can't proofread his posts and can't drop his bait in the proper shitposting section.

Fag, I am disappoint.

 

[Ivan Shatov]

Okay, so you expect me to believe that you were the very best of your class at MIT? I highly doubt that. If you were as good as you say you were, I don't think for a second that you would be browsing kiwifarms. This is mostly a place for jobless neckbeards that still live with their parents, and nerdy high school kids that don't have any friends. It really isn't the place for highly-educated people to be hanging out in their spare time. Even if it was, something far worse than someone being mean to you probably would have set you off a long time ago. Even if it were true that you're the "top thesaurus user in the entire US branch of Mensa" , I think your education would prevent you from getting mad enough to murder some random person on the internet. To most of us you just look like a kid with an anger problem and a very active imagination. Hopefully things will be easier for you when your puberty's over.

KiwiFarms became a passion for me after I was released from prison. I have certain urges, this forum is cathartic while I wait for parole to be up. The conversation with like-minded people is stimulating, the clear and detailed profiles on exceptional people provides a great onramp for getting back into business. It's better than Facebook and Twitter combined for connecting with people who share interests in things I care about, without all the LEOs trying to entrap someone just looking for a second chance.

I don't know why you need to be so cruel to the rest of the community. Not having a job, never leaving the house, wearing an ankle monitor, having your finances closely monitored, the limitations on associates, the piss tests and forced use of anti-depressants - this doesn't mean someone lacks means, it just means they beat the system.

I like to think criminals are a product of the society they live in. People like you are the ones who create us, your indifference is what punches your ticket. You can't take it with you, why leave it to the worms?

 

[Pineapple Fox]

Let me tell you this-- Kiwifarms is one of the most malevolent, cruel, coldhearted online communities you'll ever find, and even as a supporter of free speech it appalls me that people would allow such a vile, festering hub of bigotry and sadism to exist. You think [slur]town was bad? That forum, if you pick up on the dog-whistles (and many don't even bother with that-- say want you want about Stormfront, at least it bans "n[slur]"), will reveal itself to you as the Internet's number one hub for the web's most hardened Nazis, Klansmen, Fascists, and Gamergaters. You'll notice in the rules that it encourages members to be as dramatic as possible. That's intentional. They encourage arguments in the comments section. That's intentional. You know the Three Minute Hate (it's from this underrated book 1985, give it a read, it's scary how much it parallels our society)? It's like that, they want to stoke the flames of reactionary rage so they continue to dogpile every progressive and minority who enters the forum, normalizing these evil feelings. They brigade other forums, having an entire cabal of mods spanning hundreds of communities, gaslighting lived experiences of the oppressed and unashamedly bolstering Kiwifarm's homegrown white supremacy movement. They've kink-shamed hundreds of people too, some even... to death. I fear that Kiwifarms may be producing an entire army of Dylann Roofs and Elliot Rogers, and I highly suggest that nobody dares visit that horrible forum, lest you potentially fall victim to its corruptive aura.

 

[deadtube]

0/10 bait, try again next time fig

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

I just have ONE last thing to say to you people, and then I'm out of here forever! I was going to say it on the article about me but I got thread-banned and I'm sure I'm gonna get banned altogether from this forum and you know what, I don't care! I hate this website! Enjoy reading this!

Not only am I NOT going to delete my Deviant Art account or my Fur Affinity account, but I AM GOING TO keep drawing pictures of male cartoon characters standing to pee, that's what I do! And I AM NOT going to let either of you or anyone else force your opinions on me or try to scare me out of it, especially now that I know some truth about you guys. I now get your purpose is to make fun of people, not send an air-strike on anyone. And I'm sorry I assumed the worst out of you guys, I really am even though you don't deserve to be apologised to, but I was wrong to assume you'd do things to me like beat, kill, and especially rape me, I shouldn't have said that, although I hope none of you are planning to do any of that! I don't care if you don't accept my apology, I know you won't!

But I am not going to stop drawing cartoon characters going to the bathroom just because you want me too. And if you wanna keep making fun of me for it, go ahead, I cannot dictate what you guys do anymore than you can what I do! Besides you're the ones who have to live with yourselves! I have to live with myself too!

Wanna know why I don't like seeing males sit on the toilet, it makes them look more girly, less masculine. I mean if they're going to sit to pee that's fine as long as I don't have to see it or am not forced to. I also don't like seeing anyone Number 2, I just don't and don't really care about it and just don't find it attractive, even with cartoon characters. But again, I don't care if anyone number 2s, it's natural and I've come to accept it as part of life, but I still rather not see it. I admit I find it interesting when male Cartoon characters stand to pee, they just look cool like that to me and it's rare to see. I used to think cartoon characters never did that, even thought they didn't have private parts although they had butts and I thought all cartoon characters did was go number 2 when using the bathroom. But after watching a few cartoons and learning they're just like us and not much different than us, can even do more than we can, and actually seeing some cartoon characters stand to pee, now I know cartoon characters do that and virtually everything else real people do! I still find it amusing though, I don't know why I just do. Oh and I am not scared to Number 2 sitting down. Going number 2 is not my favorite thing to do or my favorite thing to see anyone do, but I don't mind it happening.

And it's not like I'm drawing genitals or people talking about or looking at each other's genitals, I try to keep it PG rated. And there are pee pictures even I think are inappropriate and wouldn't collect! That's another reason why I draw the pictures the way I do although you still mock it! And I DO NOT try to draw pornography, even I think that's wrong and would bother my conscience if I saw it! I also don't write stories or draw pictures of anyone getting circumcised although I'm a firm believer in and supporter of circumcision! And for your information, I don't just draw little boys but I would draw men too, which admittedly feels better. And I AM NOT a pedo. I admit I am a messed up person, well we all are messed up people, i don't know anyone who isn't. But I am NOT a pedo, but if you insist on thinking that crap about me, that's your problem, not mine! And I am NOT listening to you losers anymore and I am NOT going to let you scare me or affect me again!

If you wanna make fun if me, go ahead, I cannot stop you. I don't condone what you do and I don't expect you to condone what I do, but I cannot and won't try to stop you, the most I can do is yell at you, which is counterproductive and I hate yelling at and fighting with people too, even you guys! And again, I'm sorry I thought evil things about you and thought you were out to get me! But I am not going to change for you!

So THERE! PEACE!

 

[Xenomorph]

The average Kiwi Farmer is as useful as a blood clot from shed uterine lining hanging off the side of a public toilet lid.

 

[muh_moobs]

Care to put your money where your mouth is, faggot?
2200 EST, 05/28/2020, 4210 Wolfetown Rd, Cherokee, NC 28719
Bring as many of your cowardly friends as you want; I'll go to prison, but all of you will go to the morgue.

 

[cuckle]

I was hoping you just posted some new copypasta from LE REDDIT LE when I read your OP.
Now I know you're either seriously this re-tarded, or this determined to stick to your baity gimmickposting, which is just as fucking re-tarded.
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You've got it all wrong, guy. See, we laugh at autistic faggots, we don't emulate them.

Now go toddle on back to Reddit with your kind. You're out of your element here.

Holy cheese! I guess I must have hit a nerve when I insulted you for working at Walmart handing out free samples. LOL !

 

[SugarSnot]

The average Kiwifarms poster is a very handsome gentleman who can keep an intelligent conversation going about any topic without sounding pretentious. Attaching a photo from the kiwifarms user meetup.

 

[Ivan Shatov]

Care to put your money where your mouth is, faggot?
2200 EST, 05/28/2020, 4210 Wolfetown Rd, Cherokee, NC 28719
Bring as many of your cowardly friends as you want; I'll go to prison, but all of you will go to the morgue.

After you're done there, come on down to my place and let's explore the limits of my body, my decision.

I'm at 614 Ridgedale Dr, Richardson, TX 75080.

 

[saralovesjuicyfruit]

I have more theta waves than normal people, meaning I'm closer to a dream like state than most.

No wonder you’re so delusional. Keep dreaming!

 

[DavieJones714]

I have studied my whole life to be a KiwiFarms sperger. Leve muh bee, homey. (pretty sure raysizm and slavery compelled cuckle to make this historic thread, although maybe fat)

 

[Synthetic Smug]

Here's some attention.

Fighting with strangers might put off the noose or the needle a little while longer, but I doubt it.

 

[murgatroid]

"this so called web forum"

You're a moron.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Holy cheese! I guess I must have hit a nerve when I insulted you for working at Walmart handing out free samples. LOL !

Jokes on you, there aren't any Walmarts in EUcuck land. Two more and you're out.

 

[Watermelanin]

It's nice to see another high IQ individual such as myself in the farms. But, as you may know, there is not enough intellectual space here for the both of us.
Therefore: I feel compelled to challenge you to A DEBATE! As per custom, we must pit our intellectual prowess against one another in a rhetorical battle to the death. The loser, as well as their progeny and their progeny's progeny of course, shall be banished to Detroit for all of eternity.

The gloves are off. Game on!