The Belgian Problem

[BirdUp]

You are a sovereign citizen, but the European Union has put you and your farmer buddies out of work using the power of communist market forces. A credible source online has said they are run by a pedo cabal who are intent on sterilizing you and raping your land. We know a priori that the government is run by pederasts and can thus infer they will turn your children gay to spite you. This is known as deductive reasoning.

You are entitled to a first-strike self-defense move against the EU parliament in this situation. If you do not do it, you risk becoming vaccinated against fertility. However, if you do this there is a risk you kill the next Hitler, who is still so young he will call you cringe boomers online. There is also the chance you might be perceived as having killed MPs because you were "coping," thus rendering your actions morally unjustifiable. Do you defend yourself?

 

[Tablet County]

Penis.

 

[Night Raiders]

Penis.

Penis.

 

[murph]

Belgians are a myth.

 

[Nicholas II of Russia]

Belgians are Dutch in denial.

 

[PLAYERHATER]

belgium is basically an islamic state

 

[AgendaPoster]

Not even funny, just sad spam

 

[Teghern]

Yes I agree "Belgium" is not real, it is an angloid psyop gone off the rails, a noble intent to cuck the French out of Flanders gone wrong.

 

[The Skeksis Emperor]

Belgium is a crime against nature where suicide statistics are through the roof. The brow-beaten Flemish long to rejoin their motherland where they can speak improved German and cycle while texting, while the lonely Walloons only want to go home to La France where people are more fashionable and liable to be gangraped by Islamists, something they desire more than anything. The Israel situation is nothing compared to the tragedy that is Belgium. Also, Brussels is the ugliest city in Europe bar none.

 

[Fading puppy syndrome]

I don’t know what the means

 

[not william stenchever]

Francia delenda est.

 

[Niall Meanwhile]

Also, Brussels is the ugliest city in Europe bar none.

Every Spanish city south of Catalonia begs to disagree.

Brussels at least got the Kunstberg and mitraillettes.

 

[KittyGremlin]

Sneed like I've never sneeded before

 

[cybertoaster]

I give this thread 3.6 roentgen in the glowie scale.

 

[Wot Zit Too Yah0996]

I like Belgium for easy women, beer, chocolate, and dope. The rest can go fuck off. Well... Poirot was cool, I suppose.

@The Skeksis Emperor The buildings are too fucking high for the layout/size of the place, and everywhere starts to look exactly the same the longer you walk 'round, too. Bleh.

 

[Ultrapenguin]

Is Belgium in South America? Are they white people?

This is why it's so easy to tell when people are foreigners or browse places like /pol/, they have meme-ish opinions on weird little hole in the wall countries nobody can even find on a map.

 

[Insuficiencia renal]

Yes i also saw that one on twitter.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Tintin will sort it all out.