The best Diss Tracks - Hahaha, my name’s Ed Sheeran Look at me in my jeans and white t-shirt with my acoustic guitar plugged into my loop pedal

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Post Diss Tracks. Here's some of my favourites:

Syd Barrett - Bob Dylan Blues
Syd Barrett rips Bob Dylan a new one. Sadly, it turns out Syd really liked Bob Dylan's music, he just hated his fans. Personally I can't stand anything to do with Bob Dylan.

Anal Cunt - Your Kid Committed Suicide Because You Suck
Seth Putnam's label rejected the original title of "Conor Clapton Committed Suicide Because his Dad Sucks" though the lyrics are unchanged, mostly consisting of the phrases "Eric Clapton Sucks" and "Eric Clapton's Gay", which are reasonable critiques in my view.

Black Midi - ded sheeran
Ed Sheeran sucks
You sell-out ginger prick, your music is doo doo
You need me, man, we don’t need you (Britney, Bitch)
"Hahaha, my name’s Ed Sheeran Look at me in my jeans and white t-shirt with my acoustic guitar
Plugged into my loop pedal"
Oh my god, you greedy piece of shit, man! Fuck you, man!
How how are you gonna do that?
You you you're just taking everyone's money
Remember that time at The Windmill
When you took my shit, when you took my drumsticks?
Yeah, fuck you
 
I was once an enjoyer of maplestory private servers and Nexon hired a lawyer named Lloyd Korn to shoot off DMCA requests at all the servers. This one server I played on made a silly (sussy) diss track at Lloyd Korn over some anime shit beats. Its not online now, but I am probably the only person in the world that still has a copy of it that I can upload if anyone would be interested.

Also Addidon by Pusha T was really good lmao.
 
Putting a vote in for Go Your Own Way by Fleetwood Mac not just on its merits, but because the subject of the diss had to sing the diss track for decades afterwards.

You’re So Vain by Carly Simon. The fucking disdain for Warren Beatty is so perfectly crafted.

I mainly came here to check that the king was in his rightful place and No Vaseline had already been posted, though. Still the best.
 

Aimed squarely at Neil Young and Alabama's Governor at the time.
 
Wednesday 13 may talk about how he misses his late Murderdolls bandmate Joey Jordison, but I remember this track existing shortly after the band's splitting

This might've been a nod at an attempt they tried reconnecting as the song did come out before Joey died.

This track was likely a diss at Johnny Ramone by Joey for stealing his girlfriend.
 

LOVE this one especially, and even more relevant with the rise of Hick Hop.
 
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