The Boys - An Amazon Prime adaptation of the Ennis comic series

Look, Ennis isn't exactly the bright bulb in the box.

Yes.
Even though Captain America was made by an actual veteran of World War 2
This was and will always be the greatest hit against Ennis and his fervent wannabe armyfag tism.
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One thing I find amusing is that ennis is a fanboy for the cia and military industrial complex that sends soldiers to die for some rich politician’s decadent Christmas and would never go themselves
 
One thing I find amusing is that ennis is a fanboy for the cia and military industrial complex that sends soldiers to die for some rich politician’s decadent Christmas and would never go themselves
Ennis is a bit of a schizophrenic with the aforementioned example given.

He just screams that one fag who holds himself as the top of what he's talking about when it's obvious to anyone with a foot in he has no idea. Like every one of his characters wearing a trenchcoat.

To paraphrase an anon I conversed with on /co/ about Ennis' work, "You don't run around and fight in something not suited for entering a car with."
 
How did he survive? Hid at the bottom of the ocean when SHTF?
In the comics, Deep is a black guy in a diving suit and general non entity while A-Train is a mystery meat mutt who raped Starlight alongside Homelander via threatening to kick her off the team on her first day of she doesn't do it and Homelander joining in when he walks in on A-Train threatening to get her fired and tells her he's next after she fucks A-Train (though to his credit, HL later sticks up for Starlight when A-Train keeps bullying her and admits that he finds her goodness fascinating).

In the conic Deep is pretty much a non entity and just before the final battle with Homelander/Noir starts up, he pretty much goes into hiding to wait out to see which side wins. He returns to Voight afterwards when Stillwell is shown a new replacement group for the Seven that has everyone in matching white outfits... Except for the Deep, who's dressed like a Klansman and who Stillwell recognizes as he vetoed the group going forward as he opines that super heroes are "no longer a good investment" due to Homelander's fall from grace and the exposure of Black Noir's crimes.
 
One thing I find amusing is that ennis is a fanboy for the cia and military industrial complex that sends soldiers to die for some rich politician’s decadent Christmas and would never go themselves
Ennis is more about romanticizing soldiers and their courage rather than the institution behinds conflicts, and even then, he seems to stick with one "good" war where it is safe to make heroes and villains, WWII.

Maybe it does look like Ennis is on a big suck-off of the CIA or the military, at least on "The Boys" books, because essentially they are the ones opposing the Supes, even if by mid-way of the story it becomes clear that this has become more of a personal war for Butcher, who trully is the one getting all the blowjobs from Ennis.
 
Another episode where nothing happens, compared to kino like Sopranos were the last season had this feeling of impending doom. This final season feels like its just a first part of a second season. Sad!
 
It's a good thing the gang waited a whole day and however long it took for Ryan to recover to go after the V1, otherwise they'd have gotten it long before Homelander showed up they'd have killed each other before Soldier Boy could save them.

Black Noir was just deep into method acting (if the leaks are true that Homelander threatened him, it really doesn't come off here).

Sage is trying to get Soldier Boy to kill Homelander. I guess the smartest woman in the world somehow didn't foresee that the dude with the obvious God complex would continue to have an obvious God complex.

Hughie finally talks about Starlight invalidating his feelings and not caring about- Oh, it's just drugs making everyone angry at each other.

You know, Annie, for someone who's been fighting this regime for a year, you seem weirdly confused as to why people would believe it or fear for their lives defying it.

How the hell is Homelander getting stuck on some random branches?

I feel like Annie reuniting with her lost dad doesn't really go anywhere. It's just there for the sake of giving her something to do and pretend that counts as a bridge between her leaving and coming back.

I don't know who's dumber, the father for not even trying to lie to the cop about ahving Starlight in his house, or the normal human cop thinking he can take down the supe terrorist with a service pistol.

"Shh, Homelander might hear us!" Homelander literally doesn't hear the full on brawl and screaming taking place just below his fucking feet.

Wait, now Soldier Boy's father paid for him to get the v? The father who saw it as a cheap cheat to power that Soldier Boy should have been above?

I'm sorry, Vaught knew this whole time that uranium was supe Kryptonite and had a cell that can hold Homelander!?

"Aha, you have no way of stopping me!" Homelander says as he is very much stopped. Yeah, he gets out later, but he's basically disabled for a long while by a room that's been rotting away since WW2 - a cell made in modern times could probably hold him.

At first I thought they were going with Soldier Boy being immune to the drugs too, since like Frenchie he's also a prolific drug user, but it seems they're going with him falling to the chemicals so Frenchie can bait him into destroying the source, the other V1 test subject Quinn. Soldier Boy even immediately switches to expressing guilt for killing Quinn, crying until Homelander shows up and begs him to kill him.

The fuck, the cop says that the family have an hour before other cops and a supe show up for Starlight, yet now we cut back to Annie having dinner and staying long enough for night to fall.

Annie's back! Good thing Hughie's frustration with her, however brief, was just the hate drug talking and she wasn't around to hear any of it.

Love how the show itself points out that trying to make Homelander God wouldn't sell to America, and then they're just like "But it works anyway."
 
I think there's a missed opportunity to turn this show into a full-on Family Guy-esque absurdist comedy (more than it already is). Make it clear that Homelander is the protagonist. Emphasis on protagonist, though you could still call him a hero, if only for tax reasons. God knows everyone else is insufferable, unlikable, and just as murderous as him, but he can be funny.

The reason his super senses fail is that he has super ADHD, and he fixates on stuff (like building plastic models) so he blocks out everything that isn't what he's doing at the time. Hilarity ensues!!
 
Another episode where nothing happens, compared to kino like Sopranos were the last season had this feeling of impending doom. This final season feels like its just a first part of a second season. Sad!
This episode also had a tiny budget. Most shows are going all out in their final moments. This show is held hostage by all of its prequel and sequel shows and can barely do anything consequential. They have to spend an entire arc rehabilitating Soldier Boy and Stormfront for the audience to set up the prequel.
 
Wtf did I just watch?
Is this some looney tunes shit?
Did Frenchie just make funny faces and lured Soldier Boy to a location, then he sat next to him, and rage hyped him to blast some nigga stuck in a wall.
No way this show is so stupid unironically.
I would bet my life that it was written with A.I. or at least rewritten.
 
Ugh, how many more episodes are left to suffer through?

Because again, I literally cannot wait for this show and all of its insufferable moments, characters, messaging, and creator comments to finally be done and over with.
 
I would bet my life that it was written with A.I. or at least rewritten.
Considering how dogshit Kimiko's lines are, I wouldn't be surprised if this shit is partially made by AI which is ironic since they bitched about companies firing writers and replacing them with AI in like episode 2.
 
This episode also had a tiny budget. Most shows are going all out in their final moments. This show is held hostage by all of its prequel and sequel shows and can barely do anything consequential. They have to spend an entire arc rehabilitating Soldier Boy and Stormfront for the audience to set up the prequel.
Is that why season 3 was the absolute worse?
 
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