The British Summer of Discontent - The growing civil unrest of the native British population, sparked by the murder of 3 young girls in Southport

  • 🐕 I am attempting to get the site runnning as fast as possible. If you are experiencing slow page load times, please report it.
They are really leaning into this whole online knives thing with Rubarb the stabber. Won't be long before we have corks on the ends of our forks at this rate...

Bog-standard Poster said:
The scots and welsh should be gassed and NI given back to real Ireland.
Click to expand...
1739966281141.png
 
  • Like
  • Feels
Reactions: m1ddl3m4rch, GloJojo, Exterminatus and 3 others
Bog-standard Poster said:
The scots and welsh should be gassed and NI given back to real Ireland. Expand England and enough of the molly-coddling of two retarded countries who hate us.
Click to expand...

Every problem on these islands comes from the English and the parties they elect. You took the greatest empire on Earth and cried it in to irrelevance.

We don't hate the English, merely everything south of Blackpool.
 
  • Like
  • Dumb
  • Agree
Reactions: Kalbsy, Carbiter, Golden Apple and 9 others
Bog-standard Poster said:
The scots and welsh should be gassed and NI given back to real Ireland. Expand England and enough of the molly-coddling of two retarded countries who hate us.
Click to expand...
Not gassed. Just legally entitled to be work-shy drunks and turn the two not-countries into massive reality sitcoms for tourists to go and laugh at.
Particularly amusing derelict Scotsmen will be allowed to dwell in Euston square with all the buckfast, tennants super and white cider they can drink.

NI should be under a territory wide light filter, so that it permanently feels like a Neil Jordan directed gritty kitchen sink drama set during the troubles.
Scotland and Wales can be holiday resorts for the general masses, but NI will be a “travel break experience” for uppity self important wankers who think they are smarter than everyone else.

If the north of England doesn’t get its act together, there is plenty of scope there for either direction.

teriyakiburns said:
They are really leaning into this whole online knives thing with Rubarb the stabber. Won't be long before we have corks on the ends of our forks at this rate...
Click to expand...

Even if fucking screwdrivers or any tool made of metal was also made illegal, it’s still possible to make a shiv out of broken glass, most wood, plastics or even cardboard and paper compressed enough.

It’s always been retarded in my opinion to blanket ban knives.

Granted make guns a lot more difficult to get hold of, but people successfully improvised weapons since before agriculture.
 
  • Like
  • Agree
Reactions: Rusty Metal Skull Gun, Clovis, Dark Horse and 1 other person
I love you all, and I wish you English bastards could wave your St. George's Cross like we wave the St.Andrews without it being treated like an ultra-mega super far-right hate crime. We're all in the butcher's apron at the end of the day, and sod cool Britannia we need to start reminding certain types how it got it's nickname.
I want you to be as Englishy as you can be, and we'll stand stand side by side, wave our flags and call each other cunts, as our nature demands. Preferably while [redacted] all the fucking cousin fucking mongloids with [redacted]
I do prefer the northern cunts, though, southern poofters can be a bit annoying.

One once opened a conversation with me, we'd just met, and on hearing my accent said "Oh, you're Scottish, you've all got massive chips on your shoulder, and racist."
On further enquiry, I found he thought all Scots were racist towards the English, and that he thought we all came off as aggressive, even wee 5"1 girly me.
Still, I'm really proud of the insult he gave me "every word out of your mouth sounds like a declaration of war".
I nearly pished myself laughing.
That is a top tier compliment, at least he could understand every word out of my mouth. We were in England at the time, he obviously was clueless.
TBF it actually turned into a good night, we talked, I listened and we shook hands on parting. He was a working class sarf boi made good, probably helped.
Imagine thinking a Scot would leave a perfectly good (or bad) chip lying on their shoulder, when it'd be straight in their mouth? More proof he didn't know about Scotland. No chip left behind.
Sorry, blogpost. But anyway, I love the Welsh too.

Tldr: Scots rambling. You can disregard if you think I suck cocks.
 
  • Like
  • Feels
  • Dumb
Reactions: Free the Pedos, Ethics Gradient, Rusty Metal Skull Gun and 11 others
Londo said:
Every problem on these islands comes from the English and the parties they elect. You took the greatest empire on Earth and cried it in to irrelevance.

We don't hate the English, merely everything south of Blackpool.
Click to expand...
Yeah, because Plaid Cymru and the SNP are really superbased and not immigrant loving cuckcolds.
 
  • Like
  • Agree
  • Winner
Reactions: Rusty Metal Skull Gun, Golden Apple, Silence of the Troons and 13 others
Londo said:
Every problem on these islands comes from the English and the parties they elect.
Click to expand...
Every problem on these islands comes from retarded, lying, slimy, corrupt bastard politicians who hate the British people.

Doesn't matter the party, the leader, or how popular they are, they will break every promise, and claim they are representative of the will of the people, despite doing everything harder, faster and increasingly more detrimental to the native population at every turn.
They're all the same, and if Reform don't ditch forked tongue Farage and start getting serious about the remigration policy, and decent policies to help the working classes, it'll just be more of the same. I do like how Rupert Lowe has been sounding, so we'll see.
I don't know if the establishment has worked it out yet, but Reform winning an election and doing something similar to Trump is the UK's last chance in the minds of many to prove that there's actually a political solution to the desperation and despair that many are experiencing.
glass_houses said:
Are you sure that he didn't confuse you with a Russian?
Click to expand...
Not with all that whining he was doing about how his small business that employed 4 people was literally subsidising the entirety of Scotland's economy, which somehow, was both my fault, and responsibility.
I gave him reparations in the form of buying an extra round.
Later on, he shared his legal tax loophole usage.
On an unrelated note, does anyone know if it's apocryphal that (((media))) or (((Hollywood))) popularized the stereotype of the miserly Scotsman from early on in those industries to replace the miserly Jew? I've heard it around, but don't know if it's true or not.

Tldr, gobby bitch, at it again.
 
  • Like
  • Agree
  • Informative
Reactions: Rusty Metal Skull Gun, El Gordo Ramsay Sex Dwarf, SirCliveSinclairdabbing and 9 others
Being English and living in Scotland and voting no in 2014 was absolutely the finest democratic experience I have ever had. Best time in a ballot booth I have ever had.

Alex Salmond was born British, lived British and died British and was so fiscally spastic his widow had to beg for charity to repatriate his corpse. Hahahahahahah.
 
  • Like
  • Informative
Reactions: Clovis, Windy Moors and Futaba
BongoMongo said:
Much in the same way all his fiscal plans for independence relied on dat sweet light Brent crude remaining consistently over $100 a barrel and him being a bit too handsy with women I guess?
Click to expand...
I get really tinfoil hat about how he got off with felching women. He was almost banned from Edinburgh airport and the civil service instructed women not to be alone in a room with him but when they sabotaged the case against him (and it was clearly sabotaged) he was back doing BBC appearances like nothing had happened.
 
  • Like
  • Thunk-Provoking
Reactions: Rusty Metal Skull Gun, 2SLGBQTIA+ 2 Furious, Mound Dweller and 1 other person
FuckedOffToff said:
Course not.

Prefer a bacon roll or roll and square, will take your advice and laugh at it's ignorance, though.
Click to expand...
Yes it is ignorant to assume Scottish people eat salted porridge for breakfast.

You clearly shotgun a couple of cans of special brew then stumble to the chip shop for a couple of fried mars bars and haggis.
 
  • Like
Reactions: Free the Pedos, Rusty Metal Skull Gun, Audit and 1 other person
FedPostalService said:
Just admit you’re a retard who knows fuck all about the UK and get on with your life. Stop moving the goalposts.
Click to expand...

Really that easy to bait these days?

I am British. I am currently shitting while in Britain with a British passport after having a fry up and being disappointed by the weather.
 
  • Autistic
  • Mad at the Internet
  • TMI
Reactions: Whoopsie Daisy, EddyRooney, Mound Dweller and 1 other person
FinnSven said:
Yes it is ignorant to assume Scottish people eat salted porridge for breakfast.

You clearly shotgun a couple of cans of special brew then stumble to the chip shop for a couple of fried mars bars and haggis.
Click to expand...
Can't. I got chucked out the chippy.
 
  • Autistic
Reactions: Mound Dweller
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back