The Bumper Sticker Thread - Post interesting/funny stickers you've seen

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NOT Sword Fighter Super

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So I got cut off by some bitch earlier today, and I was all ready to cuss her out when I suddenly saw this on her rear bumper and I couldn't help but laugh.
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Post any interesting stickers you've seen, or if you don't have/can't find a picture just post a description.

Let's celebrate one of the most autistic forms of communication out there.
 
I once saw a giant-ass hummer with a bumper sticker that said “electric car, zero emissions”.
 
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This trashy dude can be found on tons of cars since the 80’s. It’s bootleg Calvin and Hobbes merch that the creator hates with a dying passion—since he hates merch outside of the official collections of the comic.
These decals just make me shake my head with how tacky they are.
 
AnxiousRobin said:
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This trashy dude can be found on tons of cars since the 80’s. It’s bootleg Calvin and Hobbes merch that the creator hates with a dying passion—since he hates merch outside of the official collections of the comic.
These decals just make me shake my head with how tacky they are.
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I actually always thought it was official. I mean it does seem like something Calvin would do.

This one always pisses me off:
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BerriesArnold said:
That "My kid is an honor roll student!" bumper car sticker always make me chuckle a bit. Don't know why. It just seems so wholesome to the point that it's borderline ironic. That and the "How's my driving? :) " stickers.
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I saw one that read "My juvenile delenquent beat up your honor student" which is a little funny. It's also admitting to being a crappy parent, though.
 
I once saw one that said "I'm so gay, I can't drive straight."
My dad and I make a dumb joke-scenario out of it:
"Aw damn, my car broke down."
[lispy gay voice] "You can borrow mine."
"... I'm good."
 
I hate bumper stickers. I am guilty I own a car with a window sticker on my old honda I have manual transmission preversion club sticker and all my cars have a custom "powered by dead dinos" has a circle with a T rex with X'd out eyes. I came up with the logo when I had my old firebird that got maybe 7 mpg around town.
 
Ugh. This is one of my fave short films, I think they made a feature out of it that was nowhere near as good. As there is no dialogue they use bumper stickers for exposition which ALMOST misses the mark. OK, maybe it misses the mark. You decide.

I hate the bumper sticker types used!! You'll knwo them when you see them.....

It's called "Cargo" the exposition is starts about 1:30.

 
I recall seeing at least 2 obnoxious bumper stickers- One was a FedEx parody:
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The other was a crude parody of those stick family decals you see on minivans:
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