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Here's a fun one. http://murderpedia.org/male.M/m/metheny-joe.htm
Think twice before you order a sammidge at a roadside shop.
Think twice before you order a sammidge at a roadside shop.
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I've heard about this dude before, but I think he's like Henry Lee Lucas/Otis Toole/Pewee Gaskins; he's a sick fuck, but most of his claims are probably exaggerated or straight up lies. If you want to learn about some real fucked up shit, look up Robert Pickton and how the Canadian government found out that there might have been actual hookers in the pork he was selling.Here's a fun one. http://murderpedia.org/male.M/m/metheny-joe.htm
Think twice before you order a sammidge at a roadside shop.
Heard some horror stories from veterans of the Bolivian-Paraguayan War. One in particular freaked me out...
The guy claimed that he along with a bunch of other teens were drafted and forced to fight with shitty weapons out in the middle of nowhere. There was a battle where the kids were used as canon fodder and he and his best bud barely survived, but ended up getting lost. They wandered for a long time until they smelled what they thought was roasted pig. They went to investigate and found some dude being slow roasted. They freaked out and tried to run away, but his buddy was slower and couldn't climb up another tree fast enough. They shot him down. He was still alive so they finished him off by snapping his neck like he was a chicken. They kept looking for him, and according to the vet, they were even sniffing the air like dogs. Apparently couldn't smell as well because they never found him and he managed to escape back to their lines.
Story could've been a lie, but it was still freaky as hell when he told it. In the past, there were confirmed cannibalism amongst the Tupi-Guarani, didn't know if they still practiced that back in the 30s though. Also don't know which tribe it would've been.
I dunno, some high-school kid wrote a book about becoming pen pals with him and John Wayne Gacy called "The Last Victim" where you can tell if Metheny didn't do the cannabalism, he sure was convinced he did.
Twist: A couple years after the kid wrote the book, he killed himself. He struck me as having way too easy a time being able to understand the thinking of serial killers. I guess the guy was pretty disturbed, one way or another.
I dug into these guys for a while after discovering ZM and pming all the "Chefs" with a canned sex slave offer letter and from long and detailed chats with these freaks I'd say they are total materialists, theres no afterlife, no heaven, no hell, to them, life's just waiting until something kills us. That and 1/3rd of the chefs are serious, and some have a string of corpses processed. One guy out in Kelowna, BC (Wickr: ChefAlfonse) claimed to make make coin purses out of his victim's nutsacks, and offered to sell me one for $500. He often will keep the vics as sex slaves for a week or two then kill them after fucking the absolute shit out of them and administering their last requests, which is usually a last sex act. Then he processes the corpse. I have his picture.What kind of traumatic event could have happened in these peoples lives to find sexual pleasure in eating others? Another question is, do they just eat them or have sex with them as well? I mean, clearly necrophilia is not entirely out of the question when it comes to sexualized canibalism right?
I... I kind of want a scrotal coin purse. Could you get arrested for buying one? That's kinda dope tbh. Reminds me of the scrotum coats from South Park.I dug into these guys for a while after discovering ZM and pming all the "Chefs" with a canned sex slave offer letter and from long and detailed chats with these freaks I'd say they are total materialists, theres no afterlife, no heaven, no hell, to them, life's just waiting until something kills us. That and 1/3rd of the chefs are serious, and some have a string of corpses processed. One guy out in Kelowna, BC (Wickr: ChefAlfonse) claimed to make make coin purses out of his victim's nutsacks, and offered to sell me one for $500. He often will keep the vics as sex slaves for a week or two then kill them after fucking the absolute shit out of them and administering their last requests, which is usually a last sex act. Then he processes the corpse. I have his picture.
Also, I'm the anon from 8ch that took down tribe.net with my screencaps, would you believe there were satan worshipping bugchasing tweakers that blew meth smoke in the faces of toddlers to accustom them to being fucked in the ass? Or that they were introduced to this lifestyle by their mothers and fathers, both pedophiles, and some were made to fuck animals and other children?
Anyway lets getback to cannibals.
The thing about most of these guys is they are really really deviant, and all want to cut your bits off before killing and eating you, and I also have here a chatlog (https://pastebin.com/Y3XnQ55e) from earlier days dealing with a ZM guy down in New Orleans that did fucked ups shit, and has eaten a lot of folks. He's the sort that will keep you up at night in horror. This is too long already.
Oh and how does one spoiler? Most of the stuff I have is really NSFW.
Yep, here's the logs from another, complete with a corpse picture.I... I kind of want a scrotal coin purse. Could you get arrested for buying one? That's kinda dope tbh. Reminds me of the scrotum coats from South Park.
Do you have proof that these people were doing more than just larping?
I found myself looking at the hands and feet closely for any signs of meathooks, actually. Looks like rope or cords, may just be a volunteer demonstration.I don't think that looks like a corpse really, too pink.
I mean, there's gotta be a reason they refer to it as "long pig", right?My friends and I would discuss at length if human meat would be like pork due to texture or whatever just to argue, but we were sciencefags + Resident Evil fans and by proxy teen edgelords. To actually larp or carry this shit out, shit's fucked.
I found myself looking at the hands and feet closely for any signs of meathooks, actually. Looks like rope or cords, may just be a volunteer demonstration. Still very-inducing.
Edit- fixed some typos.
Right! That seems to be the general consensus.I mean, there's gotta be a reason they refer to it as "long pig", right?
I can say that burnt human flesh does take on a distinct smoked sausage smell after all the hair has burnt off.
Got any more pics of victims? That one does look pretty alive. If he's dead he's a very fresh corpse.Yep, here's the logs from another, complete with a corpse picture.
And Here's the archived threads; http://archive.is/nWXTK, https://archive.is/c73iO, http://archive.fo/5TkwC
Here's some good articles on the taste of human flesh. They say it tastes like sweet pork or veal. Jeffrey Dahmer said it tasted like filet mignon.Right! That seems to be the general consensus.
Outside of the sexual element, I wonder if that's part of the appeal.
I'm probably going to think about this tomorrow morning while cooking breakfast, no lie.![]()
It is for certain part of the appeal, as the subs are actually called longpigs, and the tops "chefs'Right! That seems to be the general consensus.
Outside of the sexual element, I wonder if that's part of the appeal.
I'm probably going to think about this tomorrow morning while cooking breakfast, no lie.![]()
I mean they could probably get a bigger thrill hunting grizzly bears for their meat (and the resulting taste may be hella similar due to bears' diets) but here we are.It is for certain part of the appeal, as the subs are actually called longpigs, and the tops "chefs'
A lot of them actually wanted to be roasted on a spit, too. And on the site's first iteration there was a verification system, and if a user was verified anonymously, that meant a user met the guy was eaten, the chef notified the staff after getting into the victim's acct with the password the vic had given him in order to verify himself, and then the vic acct got deleted.
I'm pretty sure the appeal is 99% sexual and sadly, these people can't jack off to Grizzly bears. The ones who can probably stick to zoosadism and don't bother with longpig.I mean they could probably get a bigger thrill hunting grizzly bears for their meat (and the resulting taste may be hella similar due to bears' diets) but here we are.
Jfc, internet.![]()
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nathaniel_Bar-Jonah
This guy kidnapped a kid near where I grew up and possibly ate him. There were a lot of rumors that he indeed cooked him and served him to his neighbors, who at the time had no idea. I remember there being missing posters up everywhere for the kid for a while.