Joshua Wise & Stephen Boyd The Chris-Chan Extortionists - and the End of Evangelion

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I wouldn’t put that past either of them considering one of them continued his bullshit after being doxed. Then again he might too busy in the process of deleting fucking everything to arrange a personal army. I hope I’m wrong.
Anythng's possible. Hell, he might be trying to gather an internet army while deleting everything to make it seem like he's the good guy and we're the villains.
 
/cow/ is just asking for a raid at this point. I'm serious, how they've not been raided yet I'll never know.
Not important enough in the really unimportant niche of cow watching, and they know it. I'm pretty sure most of the cows themselves don't care about them either, primarily because of 8ch's exclusion from Google.
 
There are no good options here. If you can somehow get someone to investigate, then it comes out that Chris can be persuaded to assault his mother. That's something which almost guarantees that both he and Barb will be shipped off to some kind of supervised living arrangements.

I wonder if Chris is confused regarding the mortgage. You usually don't make payments on a reverse mortgage. We know that a large mortgage on the house was taken out a couple of years prior to Bob's death. Unless that was somehow paid out when he died, there would have been insufficient equity in the house for Barb to take out a reverse mortgage then. A second mortgage of some kind seems more likely.

Barb and Chris should be shipped off to care centers. Problem is that they're poor as shit and would just be shoved in gen pop with the rest of the poor folks who are unable to live on their own due to age, infirmity, or questionable mental health. My family has elevated itself financially, but my uncle is still in a VA hospital (those awful places you always hear about) because we simply cannot afford to place him anywhere else. That's with three of us making six figure salaries. The only thing that saved him was his veteran status.

Barb would go to some old folks' home that's a shithole and miserable and Chris would go to some group home. They both would be stripped of all income and non-essential belongings. My grandmother had Lou Gehrig's disease and tried assisted living for a few months, but told us she'd rather just go home and die because it was so awful. Barb probably feels the same. She's content to just die instead of give up those last shreds of dignity.

Many people are proponents of Chris going to a group home, but they would strip him of all freedom unless it's one of those "progressive" group homes. Those are expensive, though. The tug boat wouldn't cover the cost of admission.
 
There was more than one, but I think you're talking about Mazes & Monsters.


Probably Dark Dungeons, but honorable mentions to Rona Jaffe's Mazes & Monsters. Break-out role for Tom Hanks, where he ends up LARPing so hard he stabs a mugger in NYC and tries to jump off the observation deck of the World Trade Center as part of a cleric spell. :story:
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D&D is evil kids, don't let the exceptional or psychotic play

Actually, I'd never even HEARD of Dark Dungerons, but Mazes in Monsters was the one I'd been thinking of.

Not important enough in the really unimportant niche of cow watching, and they know it. I'm pretty sure most of the cows themselves don't care about them either, primarily because of 8ch's exclusion from Google.

I think if you raided /cow/ you'd just find people who would be little different than the people they mocked - they just would be self aware enough to not make their shit openly public like most lolcows.

Barb would go to some old folks' home that's a shithole and miserable and Chris would go to some group home. They both would be stripped of all income and non-essential belongings. My grandmother had Lou Gehrig's disease and tried assisted living for a few months, but told us she'd rather just go home and die because it was so awful. Barb probably feels the same. She's content to just die instead of give up those last shreds of dignity.

Barb would have to be dragged kicking and screaming from 14BC, because you'd be separating her from the hoard.

Many people are proponents of Chris going to a group home, but they would strip him of all freedom unless it's one of those "progressive" group homes. Those are expensive, though. The tug boat wouldn't cover the cost of admission.

In reality, Chris wouldn't mind being stripped of his freedom - having other people do all the decision making and tell him where to go would more or less be a dream for him. He LOVED high school where he was under the impression people liked socializing with him (when in reality it was just forced interaction with the tard and EVERYBODY wanted him gone). Just give him playtime with his hedgehogs and no responsibility of his own and he'd be a pig in slop.
 
/cow/ is just asking for a raid at this point. I'm serious, how they've not been raided yet I'll never know.

At the same time though, how do we know that's not just Wise and/or Boyd being r.etards and trying to get /cow/ to be their personal army?

lol what would be the point in raiding them? I can't imagine a way to make that thread shittier than it already was, I mean, they devolved into bitching over derailing at each other like 10 posts in. There seems to hardly be a community there at all.

Seriously, these kinds of fucking psychopaths shouldn't be out in the streets.

>implying they go outside when their parents don't make them
 
Heh, you sure about that? For example, Stephanie Bustcakes was manufactured. Trolls even made up the name.

Basically, you should question your assumptions about everything since Chris started doing shit online.
So you're saying this has all been a ruse? Has Chris been masterminding this the entire time!? Are we the lolcows!?! WHAT'S REAL ANYMORE!?!?

Honestly can't wait for a thread on these cock-bags. They deserve it.
 
Barb would go to some old folks' home that's a shithole and miserable and Chris would go to some group home.

Many of those homes are as abusive as the little shits this thread is about. Look at the thread in A&H about a bunch of these scum mocking a stroke victim as she died and posting it to Instagram.

Actually, I'd never even HEARD of Dark Dungerons, but Mazes in Monsters was the one I'd been thinking of.

Dark Dungeons was a Jack Chick tract, not a movie.
 
lol what would be the point in raiding them? I can't imagine a way to make that thread shittier than it already was, I mean, they devolved into bitching over derailing at each other like 10 posts in. There seems to hardly be a community there at all.



>implying they go outside when their parents don't make them
8ch is more irrelevant than masterchan, 8ch is where retards go to commit imageboard seppuku
 
lol what would be the point in raiding them? I can't imagine a way to make that thread shittier than it already was, I mean, they devolved into bitching over derailing at each other like 10 posts in. There seems to hardly be a community there at all.
Kinda off-topic, but IMHO, anonposting is really bad for cow watching, I mean sure, it reduces the possibility of community cannibalization via halal-type threads, but it also makes all discussions devolve into dozens of "Hi, X why are you socking"-type messages, this shit completely buries good info and makes threads a complete mess to navigate..

For example, Bryan Dunn/Queen of /pol/ is a complete and utter sped, but even he realized that if you continually sock there (and do a few other tricks), you can make threads against you completely ineffectual in capturing and presenting your value as a cow.
 
So you're saying this has all been a ruse? Has Chris been masterminding this the entire time!? Are we the lolcows!‽ WHAT'S REAL ANYMORE!‽?

Honestly can't wait for a thread on these cock-bags. They deserve it.

What would the thread be about? These guys took advantage of a stupid person. It happens every damn day. One of the grounds crew we have got scammed a while ago and lost his house. He and his wife lost their home because he was stupid and fell for a scam. He has managed to be employed all his life and fell for the same thing Chris did.

Scammers have always been a danger for people who "aren't clever". If you turn on the nightly local news, you'll often hear a story on some new scam going around. It's gotten to the point where you can catch at minimum 100,000 views on YouTube if you record yourself fucking with a scammer.

So the thread on these guys would pretty much be about what they did and people bitching about it. Kinda like this one. A thread on kiwi farms isn't some punishment akin to prison, which if what is being said is true then they should be prosecuted.
 
... she takes $900 out of Chris to pay the reverse mortgage...
"A reverse mortgage is a type of home loan for older homeowners that requires no monthly mortgage payments. Borrowers are still responsible for property taxes and homeowner's insurance." There are no monthly house payments. She's scamming Chris if she tells him that.

It ain't over for J. Wise and S. Boyd yet. It took a long time and a lot of squawking to get Nick Bate but in the end, the huge wheels of justice rolled right over him. It will to them, too.
 
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