The Coffin of Andy and Leyley - Crash Bandicoot incest porn

God I fucking hate porn addict humor so much. Makes me unironically angry. Whoever made that meme should be thrown into a volcano along with anyone who laughed at it.
 
Isn't this like the point of the game? I haven't played it but that's what it sounds like.

ETA is Cult of the Lamb worth playing? It seems overpriced.
I played it for a little bit and it was pretty fun. Just stay away from the community, it's about what you'd expect for a game where the main draw is "Le heccin cuyoot aminal!!! But its.... LE HECCIN EVIL!?!" Fans of the game are so fucking pozzed its absurd
 
The issue is that coom is enough to bring the cash. And if you need any more evidence:




Cult of the Lamb said they would add coomer content if they got 100k more followers by yeat end. They did that in 72 hours. I don't think they were kidding either.
Not to be that guy, but the devs had already announced the new update, and their post was in response to some "um, akshually" journoscum piece saying it wasn't really a sex update even though its title, and announcement art all but confirmed it was.

The Cult of the Lamb devs love to shitpost like this, and couple that with the prior announcement, and the unused asset that was already in the game's code that was related to fucking (albeit it was just an unused building), and the whole "get us to 300k and we'll add the sex update" was just an example of them making fun of the situation.
ETA is Cult of the Lamb worth playing? It seems overpriced.
I have it, and while it's fun to play, it's not worth its set price. It gets a bit repetitive after a while, and the game is still kinda buggy. I'd say if it goes on sale for half off, or less get it, but if not, don't.
 
God I fucking hate porn addict humor so much. Makes me unironically angry. Whoever made that meme should be thrown into a volcano along with anyone who laughed at it.
>THE JOKE IS SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXX!!!!!!!!!!!
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It's escalating further because now a fan who just made art and memes of the game has gotten doxxed, including being sent death threats and CP.

Never thought such outrage could stem from such a small game, makes me wonder if other fans or people vaguely associated with it will also get this treatment.
My nigga, Aimy's a retard who most likely brought it on herself by being the most obnoxious clout-hungry pest about it.

She already got mentioned earlier in the thread too.

For further reference on why this person definitely is not a case for sympathy, please refer to this thread and comb it over for any mentions of AimbotAimy or, hell, any posts by @You Ever Just Yandere given how she made an account here as well to be retarded.
 
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"GAIZ YOU GOTTA BELIEVE ME!!! I'm totally being heccin harrassed by soychuds!!! Which is why I'm going to continue poking the bear then scream and cry when shit blows up in my face!!! Fuck off and wait for it to blow over? But how will I get my heccin clout?"
Retards who piss and moan about being harrassed only to keep starting shit with people who go after them are impressively retarded. Jesus christ
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"GAIZ YOU GOTTA BELIEVE ME!!! I'm totally being heccin harrassed by soychuds!!! Which is why I'm going to continue poking the bear then scream and cry when shit blows up in my face!!! Fuck off and wait for it to blow over? But how will I get my heccin clout?"
Retards who piss and moan about being harrassed only to keep starting shit with people who go after them are impressively retarded. Jesus christ
Yeah, that's what I mean.

Aimy's practically a lolcow in her own right. She should not be pitied for this whatsoever.
 
My nigga, Aimy's a retard who most likely brought it on herself by being the most obnoxious clout-hungry pest about it.

She already got mentioned earlier in the thread too.


For further reference on why this person definitely is not a case for sympathy, please refer to this thread and comb it over for any mentions of AimbotAimy or, hell, any posts by @You Ever Just Yandere given how she made an account here as well to be retarded.
Guess I missed that post. Didn't think to look her name up on here in the off chance she was someone well known. Never heard of her before I saw the doxxing post.
 
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The incest is only in a dream sequence in a bad alternate route.
good to know, ill go straight for that one for the biggest laughs, then delete the game and wash my eyes out with bleach.

maybe years later ill complete everything in the game while blind thanks to the bleach.
 
Boo hoo incest cannibal retards losing their shit because the internet didn't validate their shitty degenerate kinks. If you're that hungry go to mcdonalds you fucking freaks.

How fucking retarded are you to equate some random faggot getting doxed to the deplatforming that's happening to the farms.
It was at that point I realized I would be wasting a lengthy, informative response on a ~90-100 IQ teenager or barely-adult with a mind that is quite clearly still cooking in the oven. (That's called a metaphor, little zoomer. Try not to misinterpret it as you have literally everything else lol.)
Rather than - yet again - casting pearls before swine and pointing out your ilk's hypocrisy, jaw dropping levels of stupidity, and projection, have a few succinct summaries. Even you should be capable of understanding them.
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If you're incapable now, take solace in the possibility that you'll understand such things when you're older, buddy.
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Or perhaps you'll learn nothing and become even more like the older kids on tumblr that you clearly idolize and emulate.

God I fucking hate porn addict humor so much. Makes me unironically angry. Whoever made that meme should be thrown into a volcano along with anyone who laughed at it.
Lolcow/manchild behavior. I urge you to record a video of yourself showing that meme to family, real life friends, and coworkers, then telling them it makes you so angry you want its creator and everyone 1 degree removed from it to suffer a horrible death, then upload it here.

Still one of the sanest little 1984 Junior Spies/SJWs, though.

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It was at that point I realized I would be wasting a lengthy, informative response on a ~90-100 IQ teenager or barely-adult with a mind that is quite clearly still cooking in the oven. (That's called a metaphor, little zoomer. Try not to misinterpret it as you have literally everything else lol.)
Rather than - yet again - casting pearls before swine and pointing out your ilk's hypocrisy, jaw dropping levels of stupidity, and projection, have a few succinct summaries. Even you should be capable of understanding them.
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If you're incapable now, take solace in the possibility that you'll understand such things when you're older, buddy.
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Or perhaps you'll learn nothing and become even more like the older kids on tumblr that you clearly idolize and emulate.
this isn't some avant garde psychological thriller were too stupid to understand it's a fujoshit wank fantasy

you really haven't played the fucking game why are you so adamant about defending it
 
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Ignoring discussion about the quality of the game (since thats a whole nother can of worms), here's my opinion on the incest drama.

On one hand:

The game writing does not glorify incest. Multiple characters mention how incest is bad. It is explicitly depicted as a bad thing. The game is about two horrible people, and one of the horrible things they do is incest.

I think the concept of a co-dependent turned incestuous relationship is genuinely really interesting. It's honestly quite a fascinating look into the psyche of two people.

ON THE OTHER HAND:

It's clearly a fucking fetish. There is absolutely no way the dude who was making it wasn't writing the dialogue with one hand. It's purposefully designed to be sexy. The characters are designed to be sexy. The way Ashley teases her brother is so obviously turning the guy who made it on. If it was really dedicated to showing how bad and unappealing this kind of relationship is, they wouldn't have written it the way they did. Look at how Ashley plays into yandere tropes, look at how they made her the generic goth girl with big tits so many people simp for. A game that was truly trying to make incest out to be unappealing, wouldn't have 2 generic simp material protagonists with bad smut fic writing.

Also people who say "the game isn't about incest, it's just one ending" are fucking stupid. You would purposefully have to avoid so much subtext, hell not even subtext, you have to purposefully avoid so much TEXT to not realise the game is about incest. Literally half the dialogue in the game is meant to showcase the two being attracted to each other.
 
Ignoring discussion about the quality of the game (since thats a whole nother can of worms), here's my opinion on the incest drama.

On one hand:

The game writing does not glorify incest. Multiple characters mention how incest is bad. It is explicitly depicted as a bad thing. The game is about two horrible people, and one of the horrible things they do is incest.

I think the concept of a co-dependent turned incestuous relationship is genuinely really interesting. It's honestly quite a fascinating look into the psyche of two people.

ON THE OTHER HAND:

It's clearly a fucking fetish. There is absolutely no way the dude who was making it wasn't writing the dialogue with one hand. It's purposefully designed to be sexy. The characters are designed to be sexy. The way Ashley teases her brother is so obviously turning the guy who made it on. If it was really dedicated to showing how bad and unappealing this kind of relationship is, they wouldn't have written it the way they did. Look at how Ashley plays into yandere tropes, look at how they made her the generic goth girl with big tits so many people simp for. A game that was truly trying to make incest out to be unappealing, wouldn't have 2 generic simp material protagonists with bad smut fic writing.

Also people who say "the game isn't about incest, it's just one ending" are fucking stupid. You would purposefully have to avoid so much subtext, hell not even subtext, you have to purposefully avoid so much TEXT to not realise the game is about incest. Literally half the dialogue in the game is meant to showcase the two being attracted to each other.
The person who made this game is a gal. A real gal, not a troon, I'm 90% sure.
 
Ackshually, having sex with your own sibling is a good thing because it'll piss off those angry moral police Kiwi Farmers!

Oh wow, thanks. I really wasn't expecting that. Mainly because Ashley is a yandere anime goth girl with big tits that so many bitchless men online would swoon for, I couldn't imagine that she was designed by anyone other than that.
Real talk for a second, you'd be surprised how many female designers there are that know how to cater to men's interests. It's actually pretty easy to discover if you don't hyperfocus on all the wokeshit and trannies making art like what people like bitching about on a regular basis.

No, that is not a defense of this creator. She's still a disgusting fujoshit with an incest fetish.
 
The game writing does not glorify incest. Multiple characters mention how incest is bad. It is explicitly depicted as a bad thing. The game is about two horrible people, and one of the horrible things they do is incest.
I'll be honest, I just want to make fun of fags that have an incest fetish and are too autistic to keep it on the down low.
 
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