'The cold hard facts:' Man arrested for 'copulating' with refrigerator at Trader Joe's

Article - Archive
6575d5a0-0c8e-4ec4-962d-e16167a13e7f-AP24063653195394.webp

SEATTLE — A 33-year-old man was arrested after allegedly making threats with a knife and getting up close and personal with a refrigerator inside a Trader Joe's grocery store in Seattle.

"Here are the cold, hard facts," the Seattle Police Department said in a press release.

According to police, officers responded to the TJ's on the 1700 block of 16th Ave. East around 2:15 p.m. following reports of a man using racial slurs and brandishing a knife at security agents.

The suspect also reportedly threatened to kill everyone in the store.

A security guard at the store said the man was initially confronted for allegedly "humping" (his words) a refrigerator and attempting to do the same to a customer. When challenged, the suspect became upset, kicking a flower display and throwing apples.

Multiple officers arrived and arrested the suspect for felony harassment. He was booked into the King County Jail. Police noted that the suspect is a registered sex offender.

Detectives from the Homicide & Assault Unit have been assigned to the case, and the investigation is ongoing.
 
  • Lunacy
  • Winner
  • Islamic Content
Reactions: Staffy, WhiteBoySummer, cactus and 16 others
Click to expand...
Ken, please warm up the helicopter, you're flying left seat. Charlie, please fly right seat. Will and Kira, please assist Jerry, the crew chief, after the rest of us have completed the special processing.
 
It's funny how they specify that he was screaming racial slurs but don't do the usual media name-and-shame for alleged racists. I'd be willing to bet it was less "Nigger" or "Spic" and more "Honkey" and "Cracka", especially with how many homeless fent-leaning niggers infest the streets of Seattle.
WonderWino said:
So did he get admitted to the local hospital with a serious case of freon cock?
Click to expand...
If we're lucky, it'll get frostbite too bad to save and they'll have to chop it off, so he won't get to go back to raping random people and appliances when the communist subversive judge he appears before gives him a $5 signature bond and then throws the case out in six month because muh systemic racisms.

ED: Non-communist sources are naming and shaming him and I have once again won Guess The Race. He also has a rap sheet a mile long, and of course the Beijing subversive agents calling themselves Washington judges keep throwing his sexual and violent felony cases out. The communist judge in this case gave him a $1000 bond, so he only has to pay $100 to get out of jail and go back to raping and looting and generally being an utter fucking pox on humanity.
1754609833664.webp1754609914962.webp
You cannot convince me that there has ever been so much as a tenth of an intelligent thought behind those eyes, much less that this creature is a human being deserving of life or human rights. Total Nigger Death and Total Commie Death cannot come soon enough.
 
Last edited:
  • Informative
  • Like
Reactions: WhiteBoySummer, Mifepristone, The Honeyed Cat and 2 others
JosephStalin said:
Ken, please warm up the helicopter, you're flying left seat. Charlie, please fly right seat. Will and Kira, please assist Jerry, the crew chief, after the rest of us have completed the special processing.
Click to expand...
This comrade seems like he could use some time in a re-educational facility.

Where is your humanity?

Haven't we all broken one off to what initially presented as a humanoid but turned out to be a clanker?

Know the signs, be aware.
 
  • Feels
  • Like
Reactions: WhiteBoySummer and From The Uncanny Valley
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back