The Cole Smithey Thread

Muscle Bra said:
To be fair, ColeSlaw isn't the only "movie critic" that writes this kind of crap. A good movie review is supposed to be a fairly unbiased review of the quality/entertainment value of the movie, while a good reviewer shouldn't be bringing his political views into play, nor should his review consist of a blow-by-blow summary of the plot points. However, too many reviewers want to make their reviews about *them*, rather than about the movie.

Back in 2008, when Roger Ebert was in the hospital, his editor/webmaster took over his reviewing duties for a couple of weeks. This guy wrote a review of "Iron Man" that was so bad (http://www.rogerebert.com/reviews/iron-man), Roger needed to write his own review when he returned. Just like ColeSlaw, this guy used a movie review as a platform to discuss his political beliefs and to show off his cinematic knowledge rather than as, y'know, a conversation on a movie about a guy in a metal suit.
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Wow, that was pretty bad. He even uses the term "military industrial complex" unironically. :heart-empty:
 
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I haven't read the article yet so I'm going to play a guessing game:

Did he compare Trump to Hitler and fascists and call the GOP a fascist party? Also did he pull a "Trump is evil but none of the other candidates are any better" phrase?

Does he support Bernie and did he use a hashtag somewhere?
 
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Chan the Wizard said:
Lol no one would pay attention to Cole if he wasn't Chris's brother. Now, that must sting.
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Not only that, Cole cranks out half-witted movie navel-gazing, tweets his own brand of SJW racism, and literally auctions off chunks of his time... and no one cares. Ever. Cole cannot get the attention and validation he seeks, no matter how much he smugtypes into the internet.

Meanwhile, Chris makes a one-line comment about MLP, and the internet immediately gets several gigabytes larger.
 
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King n Yellow said:
I haven't read the article yet so I'm going to play a guessing game:

Did he compare Trump to Hitler and fascists and call the GOP a fascist party? Also did he pull a "Trump is evil but none of the other candidates are any better" phrase?
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No. He called him a nigger.

Seriously. He did.


https://tweetsave.com/colesmithey/status/712331942339936257

ChurchOfGodBear said:
Meanwhile, Chris makes a one-line comment about MLP, and the internet immediately gets several gigabytes larger.
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Chris's opinions on ponies are literally an order of magnitude more important than anything the douchebag Cole Smithey has ever had to say about anything.
 
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AnOminous said:
No. He called him a nigger.

Seriously. He did.


https://tweetsave.com/colesmithey/status/712331942339936257



Chris's opinions on ponies are literally an order of magnitude more important than anything the douchebag Cole Smithey has ever had to say about anything.
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Ditto his feelings on McDonald's Mighty Wings.

Clown Doll said:
I think Cole is doing it simply because he wants to be as controversial as possible to gain exposure and limelight while still being staunchly anti-Trump, but he'll probably go totally ignored.
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And if he does manage to grab the spotlight, it will only be taken away once people dig a little and discover his brother.
 
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Clown Doll said:
I think Cole is doing it simply because he wants to be as controversial as possible to gain exposure and limelight while still being staunchly anti-Trump, but he'll probably go totally ignored.
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Which is hilarious, because being anti-Trump is about the most boring thing anyone slightly left of center might say. Yes, you're anti-Trump. And not a lot of right-wingers like Hillary Clinton. No fucking shit.
 
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Clown Doll said:
I think Cole is doing it simply because he wants to be as controversial as possible to gain exposure and limelight while still being staunchly anti-Trump, but he'll probably go totally ignored.
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Remember, if you're an SJW, you're blacker than black, even if you're whiter than white, so it's okay to call people niggers as an insult.
 
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SkeletonBias420 said:
Cole shits on The Force Awakens for having "rudimentary vocabulary" and being full of "pro-war imagery."
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I just re-watched this video out of pure masochism and made a little discovery: Cole's final joke ("Remember to turn your cellphone off... while watching a movie.") sounds exactly like something CWC could have said as a joke in his "Future Message", and Cole's face and mannerism look eerily similar to his brother's. They are far more similar than I thought.
 
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DykesDykesChina said:
I just re-watched this video out of pure masochism and made a little discovery: Cole's final joke ("Remember to turn your cellphone off... while watching a movie.") sounds exactly like something CWC could have said as a joke in his "Future Message", and Cole's face and mannerism look eerily similar to his brother's. They are far more similar than I thought.
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Think about all the weird shit Chris does in every video.

Then compare it to Cole's demeanor in his pretentious bullshit videos.

Now consider that lolcow Chris gets tens of thousands of views on his videos and Cole is doing this pretentious bullshit for a couple dozen views.

"The magic is gone from the Star Wars franchise," says a guy who might as well be Chris-Chan himself speaking from inside a freezer full of his own jizz.

Except people still slavishly follow Chris-Chan videos. I only even know this douchebag loser said that because this thread got bumped.
 
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I'd like to point out that even though Cole's 3edgy Tweet was about 7 hours ago (EDT), he has still yet to get any replies or retweets (i.e., it's going largely unnoticed).
 
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