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I literally couldn’t get past five minutes, i’ll try again when I’m more up to it.

*Chris spent a solid minute explaining that he is not Chris but instead Sonichu *

“But you can still use female pronouns... heavily”

Fuck me he gets off to it, like the rest of them.

I can tell that this interview isn’t supposed to be a confrontational look into Chris’s psyche , but if I was the interviewer I would’ve immediately followed up that with: “so is Sonichu male or female?”
 
Tex15 said:
Just said the truth buddy, take it or leave it.

No one is forcing you to abide to the truth, but truth abides to reality, which means, you are doing exactly what Christine is doing with the fantasy multiverse thing, coping with reality.

This is just people trapped in the past working for free for people like Geno so they can make profit from allllll youooo guyyssss intense archiving while they make the buck and even look letter in the big picture than you! Hahaha.
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Imagine getting threadbanned from the Pyrocynical thread, and then moving to shit up another thread. Kill yourself.
 
Jesus, I don't know why but his demonstrations of "telekinesis" make me irrationally pissed.
There's just something about the smug tone of voice he uses that's like nails over chalkboard to the ear.
 
Chris constantly says that when the merge happens everything will be peaceful, happy and safe.
Bitch, if I have to transform into my edgy OC I made when I was like 13, I want to go to town with some enemies.
If the dimensions merge, we'll have so many villains with powers that Chris' little mind can't even fathom.
I guess I'll make a new OC; Octor the Hedgepus, his power is that he's always twice as powerful as all the Chris Chans combined.

Also Chris looks like a failed Picasso painting on that thumbnail. Not surreal enough, but not normal enough to pass as a human.
I marvel at the fact that someone can look so emaciated and fat at the same time.
 
Mariposa Electrique said:
I've never given a buffalo nickel to either Christopher or Geno, those two swindling, mooching homos.
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They make money from AdSense and Patreon, even if you don't support his patreon or use AdBlock the content you guys keep archiving, compiling and making of Christine is the way he can keep making that very loose definitino of a documentary.

The truth about Christine is that those who want to exploit her become the exploited and the "lolcow" themselves.

Yes, I have a very cute Cinderace avatar, so what?

My final post in this thread, just wanted to give my opinion, was surprised to see this cult following of Christine, just do it quietly and not try to make some masterplans, okay?
 
i am cancer said:
I can't be the only one who read this to the tune of "Chop Suey".
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HERE YOU GO CREATE ANOTHER OC
(You wanted to)
GRAB YOUR RINGS AND PUT ON ALL YOUR BRACELETS
(You wanted to)
I JUST MACED EMPLOYEES AT THE GAMESTOP
(You wanted to)
WHY’D YOU SPEND YOUR TUGBOAT AT THE TOYSTORE
(You wanted to)
 
Kingfisher9000 said:
HERE YOU GO CREATE ANOTHER OC
(You wanted to)
GRAB YOUR RINGS AND PUT ON ALL YOUR BRACELETS
(You wanted to)
I JUST MACED EMPLOYEES AT THE GAMESTOP
(You wanted to)
WHY’D YOU SPEND YOUR TUGBOAT AT THE TOYSTORE
(You wanted to)
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I don't think you trust in my
Self-righteous Poo-icide...
I cry...
When da trolls deserve to die, among which
 
Tex15 said:
They make money from AdSense and Patreon, even if you don't support his patreon or use AdBlock the content you guys keep archiving, compiling and making of Christine is the way he can keep making that very loose definitino of a documentary.

The truth about Christine is that those who want to exploit her become the exploited and the "lolcow" themselves.

Yes, I have a very cute Cinderace avatar, so what?

My final post in this thread, just wanted to give my opinion, was surprised to see this cult following of Christine, just do it quietly and not try to make some masterplans, okay?
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lol it isn't that deep just stop whining and enjoy the content
 
This is what transgenderist ideology does. You concede to calling Chris a woman and next step is playing along to him being Sonichu and calling his body ‘mama’. Mainstream youtubers have talked about Chris before, Pewdiepie used to have a very popular video that has since been re-uploaded by somebody else, and if you want something more PC, Nick Robinson interviewed him for a segment. As this Vsauce soyboy, Nick treated Chris as a legend. I don't think these two were being completely ironical. Chris is now a goddess in a sense, having entered the pantheon of tranny online gods. They cannot criticize him, mock him or treat him as anything other than this e-celebrity that's a victim to his her circumstances because of his transgender status. I think Geno is down the same path now. That's why any modern weeb or white knight is an enabler, the only difference between idiots like this interviewer is that they make their buck with him.
 
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Chrischan on the front page of Kiwi Farms in 2020? Maybe all is still not lost :julay:
 
Chris's casual tone is kind of funny. "Well, back then I was just a Pikachu... that was before the Station Square incident of the lightning of the Chaos Emeralds... ya know, yadda yadda yadda."

Interesting that "Sonichu" still prefers female pronouns.
 
The casual way he claims insane things are real and true is both hilarious and exhausting. AT a certain point I just tapped out because listening to him sigh constantly or ramble incoherently got to be too much.
 
Lesbian Sleepover said:
The most ambitious crossover to date.
Chris sounds SUPER coherent here!!

Skip to 26:30 for the best description of Chris' day
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LMAO! Chris’s description of his sleep.

Exactly what I suspected, but nice to hear confirmation nonetheless.


When Chris talks about visiting other dimensions, he’s talking about his dreams at night, LOL!


Also Chris’s intro at around 4 minutes in. Virtually indistinguishable from the rants of a schizophrenic on a bad LSD trip.


EDIT: “The brain helps losing weight!”

Certainly explains why Chris is fatter than ever.

EDIT2: Just to chime in with what some people said about Chris and schizophrenia.

No he’s absolutely not schizophrenic. What you see is a result of maladaptive daydreaming and social isolation.

Chris lives as a recluse IRL, and online he’s surrounded himself with asspatters who never questions his nonsense.

It started with the whole tranny thing.

This was a case of Chris rearranging reality to his liking, and aside from a little pushback he could quickly shut out, he was met with “acceptance” and asspatting.

And it just accelerated from there.

When you barely see people IRL, and the only people you’re in touch with online validate your bullshit make believe... How the fuck is Chris supposed to know what’s real and what’s not?


(Of course, deep down inside, Chris KNOWS it’s BS. Otherwise he wouldn’t be so quick and eager to shut down any dissent.)
 
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