The Create Unknown interview with Chris

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Jeff_the_Thriller said:
I just listened to the interview. Holy fuck was that boring. Even the interviewer was groaning when Chris was droning about his merge bullshit.
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It’s why I can’t handle recent interviews and videos. I miss the Chris of old who had new crazy bullshit every other week as opposed to Magi-Chan’s spiky cock or whatever boring, repetitive shit he is still babbling about.
 
I swear to god I could hear one of the interviewers laughing at 33:50, am I hearing things here?!

As for Chris, I could barely understand him. His language has really deteriorated, especially when he’s babbling on at a speed like this.

Fuck, I can’t even imagine what any of their normal viewers who don’t know about Chris would say to this solid 45 minutes of crazy.
 
Fapcop said:
As for Chris, I could barely understand him. His language has really deteriorated, especially when he’s babbling on at a speed like this.
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The only real person he's around is Barb and her marbles are entirely gone. It's like that movie where that girl lives in a cabin with her stroked out mom and they have their own strokey language.
 
Tathagata said:
I mean, what do you want? An interview about magi-chan's interpretation of universal basic income? There's not much you can do with an autist like cwc unless you're an autist yourself.
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All the more reason for people to stop fucking interviewing Chris like he's some mythical creature like Sasquatch. He's quite literally the most uninteresting boring fuck breathing air, and every interview becomes derivative and boring 2 minutes in.
 
The bit that really got to me with this interview is Chris's ability to just go off on a tangent and yet somehow avoid answering the question altogether. It's like he's finding any remote possibility of indulging himself in the fantasy he's created.

Also, he truly does believe himself to be Sonichu. She consistently uses the terms "mama", "she" and "her", didn't notice a slip up once. If he was wanting to put on an act, he'd have slipped up multiple times, like he did in every one of his past attempts of deluding and acting.

Overall, it was just a pretty boring interview that solidified the fact that Chris is genuinely losing what few marbles are left in that empty, gaunt head of his.
 
GherkinRealness said:
The bit that really got to me with this interview is Chris's ability to just go off on a tangent and yet somehow avoid answering the question altogether. It's like he's finding any remote possibility of indulging himself in the fantasy he's created.

Also, he truly does believe himself to be Sonichu. She consistently uses the terms "mama", "she" and "her", didn't notice a slip up once. If he was wanting to put on an act, he'd have slipped up multiple times, like he did in every one of his past attempts of deluding and acting.

Overall, it was just a pretty boring interview that solidified the fact that Chris is genuinely losing what few marbles are left in that empty, gaunt head of his.
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It's not just like that, it simply is that way. To Chris, any sort of interaction with others is just an excuse to comfort himself. That's honestly what anything he does in life is for, whether it involves people or not. The feelings of others or those he is interacting with don't matter at all, to him everyone is essentially an NPC and should be grateful he is indulging them with his lunacy. Of course there's a part of him way deep down that knows how full of shit he is, but it's much easier to just keep being lazy and pretending his problems don't exist.
 
AmbiTron said:
It's not just like that, it simply is that way. To Chris, any sort of interaction with others is just an excuse to comfort himself. That's honestly what anything he does in life is for, whether it involves people or not. The feelings of others or those he is interacting with don't matter at all, to him everyone is essentially an NPC and should be grateful he is indulging them with his lunacy. Of course there's a part of him way deep down that knows how full of shit he is, but it's much easier to just keep being lazy and pretending his problems don't exist.
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I agree.

Also, do you think finger popping his butt hole would require wet wipes?
 
dacwcman68 said:
All the more reason for people to stop fucking interviewing Chris like he's some mythical creature like Sasquatch. He's quite literally the most uninteresting boring fuck breathing air, and every interview becomes derivative and boring 2 minutes in.
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Gotta get them clickbait views I guess, or what little views you can leach off people who are actually still interested in Chris Chan, over a decade late...
 
GherkinRealness said:
Also, he truly does believe himself to be Sonichu. She consistently uses the terms "mama", "she" and "her", didn't notice a slip up once. If he was wanting to put on an act, he'd have slipped up multiple times, like he did in every one of his past attempts of deluding and acting.
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I'm absolutely distraught Chris is actually fooling you guys.

He's been doing this for seven months now. He's gotten good at calling himself Sonichu.

Seriously, this is worse than your "barb is faking Alzheimer's for sympathy" conspiracy theories.
 
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frozenrunner said:
I always suspected Kevin had a little more edge to him than he lets on. He still follows Sam Hyde on social media, and he's enough of a madman to be interested in and secure this interview.

Hopefully this will be a bountiful harvest.

EDIT: "She's faced shocking adversity, including an unfortunate incident at a GameStop."

:story: :story: :story:

EDIT 2: This is so great. It starts right off with Chris informing the interviewer that he is in fact talking not to Christine but Sonichu in Christine's body.
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follows sam? well i think vsause is autistic enought not to care what the tranny brigrade cars about
 
The Fool said:
Seriously, this is worse than your "barb is faking Alzheimer's for sympathy" conspiracy theories.
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To be fair, she probably was faking it at first, and then lost the memory that she was supposed to be BSing it to time and old age
 
Mr. 0 said:
To be fair, she probably was faking it at first, and then lost the memory that she was supposed to be BSing it to time and old age
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To delve deep into his psyche would be an absolute acid trip. Deluding himself into thinking he's actually become one with Sonichu's soul might sound too far fetched but is it really at this point? With some of these antics he's done in the past, most of them have lasted for a few months, then he's gotten bored and moved on. This feels a little different, although most people here seem to be in agreement that this is just Chris gravitating to his toon world to stay in a more comfortable state and not face his crippling life problems.
 
I dont follow chris that much but his retreat into a day dream is just weird. Though I ve seen it before in both cases the people know what they are doing and yeah its survival tool.
 
taintmisbehavin said:
It’s why I can’t handle recent interviews and videos. I miss the Chris of old who had new crazy bullshit every other week as opposed to Magi-Chan’s spiky cock or whatever boring, repetitive shit he is still babbling about.
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I can’t handle anything recent because they are all reflective of the larger societal problem we have where we let someone like Chris live out his fantasy no matter how
destructive.

not be Moti, but it’s because so many people will respect Chris’s chosen pronouns and not challenge him on his interdimensional bullshit that it’s harmful. When YouTube channel will validate his bullshit it makes him less likely to listen Null and the other farmers... we’re not just being horrible to Chris, like most things, the farms is delivering truth in the most straightforward and painful way.

I have yet to see anyone interact with Chris that ain’t either razor sharp and straight to the point or just i’m mushy mouth mushy brain coddling of his psyche.
 
Trigger Me Timbers said:
I have yet to see anyone interact with Chris that ain’t either razor sharp and straight to the point or just i’m mushy mouth mushy brain coddling of his psyche.
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Most likely because Chris would not put up with it, and call them a hater or a "troll" (these sorts of people who would want to question his logic would be anything but, they just want a further insight into what Chris thinks, but he'd be too stuck up and pretentious to realise it). Someone could easily just deceive him though in an interview and then later on just straight up challenge his world view on his greater delusions, body swapping, super powers etc. for our own understanding an amusement.

It would probably have to be someone with a reasonable and somewhat sizable following for Chris to recognise their "fame", and they have to be willing to publish it online or on the farms, knowing about the consequences of slightly damaging their reputation in any way and possibly getting the very few white knights that show up from time to time and the regular enablers that may harass them following that said interview.

I think this show boating we've been seeing with Chris and people brining his story to life has been done to absolute death and their really isn't anything new being brought to the table at all, as we've heard from this video. Nothing wrong with taking some initiative and having some discourse with him on a level headed chat, as long as he agrees to being interviewed.
 
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