The Create Unknown interview with Chris

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Apostolis said:
So many useless information I have gathered from this interview... wow. That's depressing to know that Sonichu had both male and female genitalia and that are two dimensions.
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Everything in Chris's head is two dimensional
 
Mariposa Electrique said:
I can't believe this video only managed to get 6.3k views. It's almost as if people aren't interested in Chris.
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If you didn't know who Chris was and you saw that thumbnail, would you give it a shot? (Would you keep listening after the first 5 minutes if you did?)
 
Im sorry but this was such a shitty and self congratulatory Interview, Inane question after another, Chris needs real help and not this enabling shit because he's starting to get Weird, REALLY Weird In a sort of sad dispiriting kind of way. Him roleplaying as Sonichu Isn't funny and this Interview Is just another sign of how dull and dragged out scraping for Content tards have been In the past few years, what a dumb Interview.
 
beautiful person said:
"This body is immortal."

Well that's an optimistic take if I ever heard one.

Edit: These things where he talks as Sonichu are really confusing because he's basically talking in the third person with female pronouns and refers to himself as "mama." If I'm not paying full attention, I forget this and have to remind myself that "mama" isn't Barb.
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Chris refering to himself as "mama" in third person is probably the most disturbing part of all of it to me, that has always kinda freaked me out, real fucking silence of the lambs shit.
 
thegooddoctor said:
Im sorry but this was such a shitty and self congratulatory Interview, Inane question after another, Chris needs real help and not this enabling shit because he's starting to get Weird, REALLY Weird In a sort of sad dispiriting kind of way. Him roleplaying as Sonichu Isn't funny and this Interview Is just another sign of how dull and dragged out scraping for Content tards have been In the past few years, what a dumb Interview.
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Mama doesn't like it when you call her weird. :twisted:
 

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I'm glad this exists tbh. Trying to explain Chris's trajectory over the past 5 yers or so is fucking impossible to someone who has never known him besides "that weird guy with the pikachu thing?", and getting anyone who isn't already way too deeply invested in Chris to watch the massive documentary shit isn't happening either. This is a nice, condensed, digestable, 1 hour intro to modern Chris right here.

Also for the view numbers, rather see what the spotify numbers and such are. Nobody listens to podcasts on fucking Youtube, it defeats the whole purpose of the medium, which is to have something vaguely interesting blaring in the wireless earbuds your boss doesn't know you're wearing when he expects you to somehow have 100% attention on excel documents.
 
thegooddoctor said:
Im sorry but this was such a shitty and self congratulatory Interview, Inane question after another, Chris needs real help and not this enabling shit because he's starting to get Weird, REALLY Weird In a sort of sad dispiriting kind of way.
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Agreed, but remember that Null is in the eye of the Chris storm and he said that until recently Chris has outright refused to engage with anyone who didn't feed into his willful delusion. Maybe now that something's changed, whatever it is, Chris can get at least a little help.
In the very least we know if he contacts Null he's willing to speak with people who aren't giggling about near-schizophrenic rambling
 
Flavius Anthemius said:
The hormone supplements he's taken have probably fucked with his testosterone levels, but he probably can still grow a little bit of facial hair, but we all know he tries to appear as feminine as humanely possible, as far as he understands the traits and mannerisms of women.
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Don't almost every single higher quality picture of him show that he's got a permanent five o' clock shadow?
I doubt Chris is meticulous enough to shave every day.
 
EyelessMC said:
Agreed, but remember that Null is in the eye of the Chris storm and he said that until recently Chris has outright refused to engage with anyone who didn't feed into his willful delusion. Maybe now that something's changed, whatever it is, Chris can get at least a little help.
In the very least we know if he contacts Null he's willing to speak with people who aren't giggling about near-schizophrenic rambling
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I find it more likely Chris is just being lazy and he tolerates Null because he filters out trolls for him.
 
Pickle Inspector said:
I find it more likely Chris is just being lazy and he tolerates Null because he filters out trolls for him.
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Bingo. Null makes the problems and trolls go away when Chris bumblefucks his way into particularly bad situations that he can't simply ignore, like Chris forking over thousands of dollars because someone is threatening Imagination Land with a moon laser. Null has made it clear that he won't indulge Chris with his delusions, so Chris just doesn't bring them up when he comes crying to Null.
 
Real question here: once his mom dies, is he capable of living on his own? What comes after? Are we going to be getting Sonichu updates from an assisted care facility?
I think he’s beyond help at this point but god damn do I have the slightest crumb of sympathy for him considering his enabling parents refused fucking any intervention or therapy for him when he was a kid instead of cementing his dementia as a middle-aged transtrender autist.
 
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