The cringe of "cryptic" Deathfat fans - For the love of all things holy, stop saying "gorl"

[eDove]

This makes me MATI. It probably shouldn't, but there's something so backhanded and deceitful about it that I can't help but get annoyed. If you genuinely enjoy someone's content, maybe it's a guilty pleasure, that's fine. Don't pretend you're a staunch critic of their character or a savage jokester.

What I'm talking about is self-professed haters who you know, deep down, are obsessed with the cow they're following on a level that isn't particularly ironic or funny. They obviously have an affection for their cows that goes beyond picking on them. They admit to leaving their videos on all day long (for comfort), they admit to having dreams about the deathfats on a semi-regular basis, they also associate the cows too strongly with family members they don't like IRL, which is… incredibly transparent. Oh, they'll send money to the cows too. Don't even get me started on that.

Chris has brought these weirdos out of hiding in a general sense, but this has always been prevalent in women's circles.

There're a few female-centric cows I like, but I barely follow them anymore because I can't stand the communities around them. Why do the "haydurs" (who unironically refer to themsleves as such) have to adopt the cow's lingo? They'll spam it in every post as if it isn't the most embarrassing thing in the world. Most of the unfunny commentary surrounding Amberlynn Reid amounts to "gorl, gorl, GORL. Just, no. Lol." Insipid cunts.

The Reddit/Facebook-tier "haydurs" were easy to make fun of, but I realized that a lot of the Kiwi Farmers aren't much better. There are definitely a few standout voices who are funny. @StrawberryDouche and @Owlflaps just to name a couple off the top of my head, but the majority provide worthless, vitriolic commentary that isn't even worth a chuckle. The Chantal thread is a fucking nightmare. I've never would've been an advocate for fascist jannying before I saw that thread.

I am ranting, but it's so internally inconsistent. These girls will be frothing-at-the-mouth furious at some obese woman on the Internet. The next, they're using her retard-speech for no reason and bragging on public spaces: ugh my bfs asking why i watch amberlynn all day lol i dont knoooowwww

Most of the time, when people repeatedly make fun of a cow's speaking quirks, it's because the cow is irritated by it. In these cases, however, the deathfats don't care. You're not triggering them by spamming "gorl" and "beez" in every discussion pertaining to them, so why do you do it? It makes you look as retarded as they are.

 

[Epic Fail Man]

tl;dr

 

[libRT]

I keep up with the big happenings but I don't get how people can watch deathfats all day, once you know their habits it's typically rinse and repeat. They all have the same narcissism which tends to breed the same bratty behaviours.

I think the obsessive followers are either insecure women or closet feeders. Even if they themselves don't know it.

 

[NynchLiggers]

I think the obsessive followers are either insecure women or closet feeders. Even if they themselves don't know it.

Deathfats are similar to Beauty Parlor lolcows in that most of them are only appealing to a audience of "rivals" (people with similar traits) that are actually jealous of the cows for some reason.

 

[Robert w'E'd Leef]

Amberlynn and Chantal probably have two of the dumbest followings on KF. Chantal especially. Low IQ fat women sperging about low IQ super fat women

 

[Clown Baby]

Chantal and Amber have both chimped over people saying "gorl" on several occasions, so not only are you cringe for shitting your pants over other people having silly fun, you're also wrong. Go to BP chat and @ the people you're bitching about instead of posting it where they won't see it like an enormous faggot, or maybe just stick to threads you like instead of seething over people you hate. This site gets worse every day and it's because people just come here to be angry about anything and not to engage with the content they find funny.

 

[eDove]

Chantal and Amber have both chimped over people saying "gorl" on several occasions, so not only are you cringe for shitting your pants over other people having silly fun, you're also wrong. Go to BP chat and @ the people you're bitching about instead of posting it where they won't see it like an enormous faggot, or maybe just stick to threads you like instead of seething over people you hate. This site gets worse every day and it's because people just come here to be angry about anything and not to engage with the content they find funny.

I find a lot of BP content funny. It was the only content I engaged with for a long time, but it became too embarrassing to be associated with the community. If this site's degraded in quality, it has nothing to do people venting in the off-topic board.

I've posted this here because it fits the criteria of board. I'm not posting "where they won't see it." We're all sharing the same website. Clearly, it didn't stop your butthurt-self from finding it, so they'll be able to find it just fine. I even @'d a couple of their best posters. Of course, I'd never go into BP's chat to derail it with my personal grievance. That's rude and annoying. Why would you even suggest I do that?

If my post doesn't apply to you, you're just laid-back enjoyers of these cows, and you don't engage in any of the other cringy behaviors (which you failed to mention), then you have no reason to be upset. You full-well what I'm talking about in regards to their overuse of deathfat buzzwords. It isn't just to troll anymore, it's cultish and creepy.

 

[Clown Baby]

I find a lot of BP content funny. It was the only content I engaged with for a long time, but it became too embarrassing to be associated with the community. If this site's degraded in quality, it has nothing to do people venting in the off-topic board.

I've posted this here because it fits the criteria of board. I'm not posting "where they won't see it." We're all sharing the same website. Clearly, it didn't stop your butthurt-self from finding it, so they'll be able to find it just fine. I even @'d a couple of their best posters. Of course, I'd never go into BP's chat to derail it with my personal grievance. That's rude and annoying. Why would you even suggest I do that?

If my post doesn't apply to you, you're just laid-back enjoyers of these cows, and you don't engage in any of the other cringy behaviors (which you failed to mention), then you have no reason to be upset. You full-well what I'm talking about in regards to their overuse of deathfat buzzwords. It isn't just to troll anymore, it's cultish and creepy.

My point really is that if you come across posts that you find dumb, that's what trashcan stickers are for. Chantal's thread is insufferable to read most of the time, but I still find her to be funny as a cow. I just rate retarded people with retard stickers and don't shit my pants.

 

[eDove]

My point really is that if you come across posts that you find dumb, that's what trashcan stickers are for. Chantal's thread is insufferable to read most of the time, but I still find her to be funny as a cow. I just rate retarded people with retard stickers and don't shit my pants.

Yeah, that's usually what goes on in Beauty Parlor, stickers are thrown around in place of discussion.

 

[ducktales4gameboy]

The thing I've noticed about the unfunny deathfat orbiters is that they love to seethe. Probably not an astute observation since I'm sure the haydur nation thread has waxed philosophical over this but the sheer length they dwell on every miniscule dumb happening is baffling and reminds me of the sort of thing that gets posted in the presidential derangement megathreads. Null's five minute weekly recaps of their drama are funny because he approaches them with incredulity rather than anger and understands that brevity drives humor.

 

[Apochrypha]

I agree, and I think that's mainly the reason I stayed away from the BP chat for a bit. Some people (not all, but definitely some) are borderline obsessive and reminiscient of those channels that solely existed to hate on Chantal or Amberlynn, to pick on them as a way of trying to tell them how stupid and fat they are - newsflash, they don't notice you or care, they like being stupid and fat and have stayed that way. That's why they are a lolcow, they'll never change.

I've seen people put more effort into recording the lives of others than fixing their own. The artist becomes the muse, or whatever the fuck. Not defending either of the deathfats, but jesus this projecting bullshit is getting old. The Farms are good fun but only of you actually go outside once in a while.

 

[eDove]

Null's five minute weekly recaps of their drama are funny because he approaches them with incredulity rather than anger and understands that brevity drives humor.

Oh yeah, I love Null's recaps. He's one of the only people I can trust to cover this stuff without getting fired up. No a-logging is a rule here because it's not funny. The people in Tommy Tooter's thread are downright abusive, but you can tell that none of them are genuinely mad over the guy. But you're right. It seems like that whole fanbase enjoys being in a perpetual state of seethe. We women are more inclined to hate-watch on average, while a wholesome boy like Null just laughs at it.

I agree, and I think that's mainly the reason I stayed away from the BP chat for a bit. Some people (not all, but definitely some) are borderline obsessive and reminiscient of those channels that solely existed to hate on Chantal or Amberlynn, to pick on them as a way of trying to tell them how stupid and fat they are - newsflash, they don't notice you or care, they like being stupid and fat and have stayed that way. That's why they are a lolcow, they'll never change.

I've seen people put more effort into recording the lives of others than fixing their own. The artist becomes the muse, or whatever the fuck. Not defending either of the deathfats, but jesus this projecting bullshit is getting old. The Farms are good fun but only of you actually go outside once in a while.

Absolutely. They are obsessed with their jealousy, as @NynchLiggers implied. I think a big chunk of them resent these stupid deathfats for being more "successful" than them, so they place special emphasize on how much better they are than Amber, Chantal, whoever, and how much better their lives are. It's pure cope.

I remember specifically in the Facebook groups mocking these deathfats, there were an inordinate amount of users who'd type these long rants about how hard their jobs are, that they're single moms, blah, blah blah, and how much they hated Amber for doing nothing and getting money for it. At that point, you're not watching the person to laugh. You want to feel a righteous anger and weird vindication.

 

[Clown Baby]

Yeah, that's usually what goes on in Beauty Parlor, stickers are thrown around in place of discussion.

So go reply to the people you want to discuss this with, then? When people talk about "site culture" relating to KF, I think every board has it's own culture. It's part of the reason most BP broads don't leave BP and people who come here for AC stay mostly in AC. Every section of the site kind of has its own tone and rapport, it's own dumb catchphrases and inside jokes. If you find yourself angry about any of it, literally go outside and come back when you're ready to chill out.

 

[WeWuzFinns]

We women

Reddit react karma economy incentivises shitty behaviour. Very rarely when someone posts "lol" they are really laughing. The same can be said when someone posts an angry comment or when someone claims to be a woman.

 

[The Mass Shooter Ron Soye]

Why would anyone want to look at fat people?

 

[AHAHAHAHAHAHA]

Yes, Deathfats and the beauty parlor in general are full of transparent fat/ugly/coping users who reflect and project onto their e-celeb of choice.
Obviously its not the rule, but most of these sub forums are from people who come here only to talk about their fav YouTuber, get their stickers and log off.
I don't personally like posting in those threads, and I think that with some threads (like DSP) its such a slow content drip that the only people watching regularly do actually enjoy them, have a connection to them, and have this weird parasocial fanbase that has been going on well before kiwifarms became one of the only places to talk about it.

 

[Pope Negro Joe the XIIIth]

This thread is incredibly homo.

 

[𝕺𝖑' 𝕯𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝕱𝖆𝖙𝖘𝖔]

Why would anyone want to look at fat people?

It's cheaper than going to the circus

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

What I'm talking about is self-professed haters who you know, deep down, are obsessed with the cow they're following on a level that isn't particularly ironic or funny.

You're complaining about this kind of thing on Kiwi Farms, a forum that was set up by and for people obsessed with Chris on a level that wasn't particularly ironic or funny?

 

[eDove]

You're complaining about this kind of thing on Kiwi Farms, a forum that was set up by and for people obsessed with Chris on a level that wasn't particularly ironic or funny?

I said that Chris brought most of these weirdos out of the woodwork. By and large, people just laugh at these cows' antics, not get emotionally wrapped up in them.