The cringe of "cryptic" Deathfat fans - For the love of all things holy, stop saying "gorl"

[PotatoSalad4711]

For the love of all things holy, stop saying "gorl"

No.

What I'm talking about is self-professed haters who you know, deep down, are obsessed with the cow they're following on a level that isn't particularly ironic or funny

That’s why we have the exceptional “haydurs” thread. Go take a look.

The Chantal thread is a fucking nightmare

Agree.

Wow. A Thunderdomer attacking the Beauty Parlour. It must be a day that ends in Y.

 

[Angry New Ager]

The Chantal thread's always been a shitshow, and I've abandoned it largely due to the flood of abject retards that have descended upon it, just as I did with Amberlynn's thread years ago (when it was still only one thread).

I'm here to laugh at Narcissists and other Cluster Bs doing their delusional Cluster B shit, and BoPo/FA fat bitches happen to deliver in a most satisfying way. But when I'm handing out "Dumb," "TMI," and "Mad at the Internet" stickers left and right on a thread, it's no fun, and therefore time to leave. I can go laugh at Anna O'Brien, or Jude, or Corissa and Juliana without a horde of halfwitted YouTube refugees shitting up the thread.

Some day, Chantal will finally fucking die. Null will make it a featured post, and I'll go gawk at her bloated corpse. But until then, I'm here to laugh at human absurdity and folly—that's it. Being angry and annoyed is not enjoyable, and is my signal to find another thread where I can be amused. There are plenty of perfectly good cows here with garbage threads full of retards, but the glory of this place is that I can always find another thread that gives me what I want.

 

[Xenomorph]

I will say LAYYYRGS till the day I die and aint nobody who can stop me GORL!

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

There are some threads and forum sections that are just dumpster fires. KF truly is one of the last bastions of free speech on the internet and as such, many subforums or threads are more or less refugee camps…and they drag all their autism with them. The Jonathan Yaniv section is just a giant refugee camp for TERFs after r/gendercritical got deleted; Weeb Wars is a refugee camp for right wing anime nerds who got banned or kicked out, etc. If you don’t read through the threads, then you’ll just get jumped on for not following the culture of the thread. I’m not complaining, it is what it is.

Having said that, as a rule of thumb, don’t share your own weight or personal politics into the discussion. It just shits up discussion, nobody actually cares, and there are entire sections of the forum where you can sperg about politics or what your BMI is.

 

[𝕺𝖑' 𝕯𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝕱𝖆𝖙𝖘𝖔]

I discovered the farms whenever the infamous Lucas Werner Starbucks debacle happened and lurked that thread on and off for years. But the HAES movement has always been morbidly (guh-hyuck) fascinating to me so I eventually meandered over to deathfats and stuck around.

I can’t handle Chantal or Amber though. They post such long, boring videos and there are way too many secondary orbiter cows to keep up with. Don’t have the time or attention span. I prefer the deathfats that stick to posting short n stupid Instagram stories. Kelly Lenza and Anna O’Brien consistently make me laugh out loud with their bizarre antics. I also haven’t seen any of the behavior that OP mentioned in either of those threads.

Lol you and I are the same. It's kind of horrifying how obsessed people are over Chantal especially. Like you're all seriously keeping tabs on her hours-long livestreams day by day and breathlessly posting updates about everything she says??? Get a fucking life of your own instead of wasting hours a day watching some fat crazy bitch do DIY reality tv without any of the editing that makes reality TV entertaining.

Kelly, Anna, Tess, and the assorted tiktok fatties all condense their intense lunacy into easily digestible social media posts that you can laugh at without needing a religious commitment to follow. Like you don't need to know what she said three nights ago at 26:34 in a stream to be able to laugh at a video of Anna jiggling around in the middle of Grand Central while everyone either ignores or stares at her.

 

[eDove]

That’s why we have the exceptional “haydurs” thread. Go take a look.

You must've skimmed over my post 'cause I did talk about that thread. It's one of my favorites on this website. You're more likely to see those kinds of people in Reddit sectors and YouTube comments, but there're a few on KF and I think it's worth pointing that out. I think the problem is that these deaths' fanbaees are so massive that they bleed into each other.

@KelpieSelkie summed it up perfectly. I might just not like the culture of the boards and that's fine. It doesn't mean I don't want them to exist, I only wish that the discussions around these cows weren't so see-through. They are vicious and nitpicky in a way that isn't fun to read. It doesn't mesh well with laspses of endearment, nicknames, and parroted lingo. There are plenty of other threads that I find way too a-loggy, not just in BP. I recognize that it is an issue with every cow but it's especially invasive here.

Samantha Violet Bushart's thread is still fun to read because its much smaller fanbase is, for the most part, just trying to laugh. She's not worth getting angry over.

 

[Cripple]

I discovered the farms whenever the infamous Lucas Werner Starbucks debacle happened and lurked that thread on and off for years. But the HAES movement has always been morbidly (guh-hyuck) fascinating to me so I eventually meandered over to deathfats and stuck around.

I can’t handle Chantal or Amber though. They post such long, boring videos and there are way too many secondary orbiter cows to keep up with. Don’t have the time or attention span. I prefer the deathfats that stick to posting short n stupid Instagram stories. Kelly Lenza and Anna O’Brien consistently make me laugh out loud with their bizarre antics. I also haven’t seen any of the behavior that OP mentioned in either of those threads.

And Anna's thread is massively improved with your improved videos.

Be the change you want to see OP.

 

[Mayo Style Sauce]

First they came for the cows
And I did not speak out
Because I was not a cow
Then they came for the haydurs
And I did not speak out
Because I was not a haydur
Then they came for the jannys
And I did not speak out
Because I was not a janny
Then they came for null
And I did not speak out
Because I was not a Jew
Then they came for me
And there was no one left
To speak out for me

 

[Retired Junta Member]

No tbh I kind of understand what OP is trying to say, it’s one of the reasons I stopped checking Saggie’s thread. Some people take the forum too seriously but what can you do? It’s the nature of it.

 

[Catto Gatto]

And Anna's thread is massively improved with your improved videos.

Be the change you want to see OP.

Aww thank you! I’m glad you’ve been enjoying them. This is another thing I love about KF - my outlet for this kind of thing used to be in private Facebook groups. But after my 3rd 30-day ban I stopped making memes and videos for a long time. Glad to be part of this community where we can just make fun of cows in peace

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

Hamber is about the only deathfat I follow and even that has waned greatly since her channel went to shit. It used to be amusing. I know a little about some of the others mentioned from a casual look at who they are, but have no involvement in their threads because ain't nobody got time for dat. If it makes a feature mention by Null for some reason, I take a look. But as somebody sort of mentioned, each BP and Deathfat thread is its own rabbit hole of sorts. Just checking in from time-to-time and you know what? Some of the threads never change. I can be absent for a month and go into Pamela Swaim's or the Melinda's Hillbilly Jew thread and it's like I didn't miss a day. Same posters, same topics, same reactions, just basically Same Shit Different Day (SSDD).

Do I care? Not really. To each their own and that's what makes the Farms what it is. If one topic doesn't tickle my pickle, there are plenty of others that do. I've never been on Reddit or Twatter, did have Facefuck for awhile but left that years ago, so I really don't have any basis for how fucked up most of those users are, other than quips and insane/stupid shit I see posted/quoted here.

As a whole, I disagree with the OPs assessment that the Farms is really no better than Reddit or such. There's much more introspection here and if a user gets to powerleveling or self ass patting themselves too much, it's not uncommon to see them get bitch slapped (verbally or with stickers) by other Farmers calling a spade a spade.

 

[hateful entity]

COPE HARDER GORLS

 

[Owlflaps]

Hamber is about the only deathfat I follow and even that has waned greatly since her channel went to shit. It used to be amusing. I know a little about some of the others mentioned from a casual look at who they are, but have no involvement in their threads because ain't nobody got time for dat. If it makes a feature mention by Null for some reason, I take a look. But as somebody sort of mentioned, each BP and Deathfat thread is its own rabbit hole of sorts. Just checking in from time-to-time and you know what? Some of the threads never change. I can be absent for a month and go into Pamela Swaim's or the Melinda's Hillbilly Jew thread and it's like I didn't miss a day. Same posters, same topics, same reactions, just basically Same Shit Different Day (SSDD).

Do I care? Not really. To each their own and that's what makes the Farms what it is. If one topic doesn't tickle my pickle, there are plenty of others that do. I've never been on Reddit or Twatter, did have Facefuck for awhile but left that years ago, so I really don't have any basis for how fucked up most of those users are, other than quips and insane/stupid shit I see posted/quoted here.

As a whole, I disagree with the OPs assessment that the Farms is really no better than Reddit or such. There's much more introspection here and if a user gets to powerleveling or self ass patting themselves too much, it's not uncommon to see them get bitch slapped (verbally or with stickers) by other Farmers calling a spade a spade.

Would you say it's "pot calling the kettle black" situation?

I hate writing long posts, imho. They're interesting to read if the poster is smart, but I start to get thread fatigue when I have to read text walls. There's so many iterations posts stating "OmG shE's FaT! Lemme sperg all the ways" before I mentally check out. Like yeah, I get it. It's one of the reasons I can't read the Chantal thread; it moves so fast and yet there's scads of text that I can't be bothered to read.

TL;DR. Keep it brief and keep it funny!

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

Keep it brief and keep it funny!

This I agree with 1000%! At least for me, it's all about the funny. If I want deep, meaningful walls of text, I'll read A&H posts.

 

[Covfefe]

Wow this is like a stupid post moment situation type deal booboo layyyygs you don't know my truth shh I said shh hee hee stabbyuse!!! Haha GORLS amirite?!

ETA: Fat

 

[Everybody]

You know when there's a show on tv that you don't care much about but then your whole family starts following it and it becomes tradition to comment the show together and then you find yourself becoming invested in the story?

No? ok.

 

[Pomniman]

tl;dr

"I'm off my meds and online!"

 

[lol rascal]

Doves may not be as much of a pest as pigeons, but constant cooing and bird droppings can be annoying and hazardous to people's health.

That's pretty much how I felt after I read the OP. It was as long, vitriolic, and worthless as what they are complaining about.

But seriously @eDove, even if you are enjoying other parts of the site, yet you are still as you say, getting MATI about these things... if you aren't having fun, just take a break or something. Or....

Be the change you want to see OP.

yaknowwhatimeangorl?

TL;DR - OP pooping on other people's fun.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

I find a lot of BP content funny. It was the only content I engaged with for a long time, but it became too embarrassing to be associated with the community. If this site's degraded in quality, it has nothing to do people venting in the off-topic board.

Oh, the pomposity. Sorry the BP ain't up to your high-falutin' standards, Silver Spoon.

If my post doesn't apply to you, you're just laid-back enjoyers of these cows, and you don't engage in any of the other cringy behaviors (which you failed to mention), then you have no reason to be upset. You full-well what I'm talking about in regards to their overuse of deathfat buzzwords. It isn't just to troll anymore, it's cultish and creepy.

And people could point out to you - and have - that you're free to not read whatever you don't want to read. People go all in on a deathfat/lolcow, maybe two, because in the real world, most people have other things that need to be done, and trying to keep up with multiples can be a massive timesink. This ain't rocket science, my dude. Nor is using things like gorl or bolth. It isn't any different than people using I'll be back" or "winter is coming" in their day to day lives.

 

[Robert w'E'd Leef]

Since this is pinned in Deathfats now, expect even more fat girl tears in this thread