The Critical Drinker

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folklore is never based on real life and simply conjured up in a vacuum
LMAO, dumbest thing I have read today.

I’m just gonna leave this here for those curiosity to ponder.
What a ball washing.
Drinker says: Anything is fine in movies as long as it doesn't interfere with the movie quality.
This faggot: What a great stance Drinker has.
"Everything is okay" is the absence of any stance at all; it's the most cowardly position someone can take, and it shows that Drinker lacks backbone and principles.
 
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It recently occurred to me that Critical Drinker has some similarities with a channel I'm still following from the the early days of YouTube: Shitcase Cinema.
  • Both persons are from the UK
  • Both have written several novels
  • Both characters wear aviator shades and drink while talking about movies
The similarities pretty much end there since the man behind Shitcase Cinema does his videos as a hobby. He mostly covers low-budget movies these days, but still has a loyal audience even if he has no set schedule and his most viewed videos are from over a decade ago. And unlike Drinker, Johnny Shitcase does not get into the culture stuff.

 
Loki is a shape changer, but he isn't associated with any specific kind of animal. He's turned into women, giants, horses, flies, eagles etc.
He once got pregnant from eating a heart. It is not clear if that means he also turned into a woman at that point.
If there's a furry among the gods it would be Odin himself who is strongly associated with wolves. He has two pet wolves he's trained and the warriors most closely associated with him, berserkers, are often also associated with bears and wolves.
I know, the point was "she was white but had leprosy" isn't really a realistic argument in that overall context. besides, we wouldn't have this discussion if she had been blue.

tbh odin being depicted as a fat loser is more subversive and "woke" imo than everybody getting hung up on loki having jungle fever...

LMAO, dumbest thing I have read today.
might wanna read the whole sentence next time champ, or do you really need a reddit-tier marker at the end??

Both characters wear aviator shades and drink while talking about movies
that might be unironically where he got his shtick/brand from, his first videos were run-of-the-mill youtube reviewer tier
 
might wanna read the whole sentence next time champ, or do you really need a reddit-tier marker at the end??
I did, and you probably should. I am not giving you the benefit of the doubt here, since you think Jötnar are actually somehow connected to sub-Saharan Africa.

First, they are blue, like ice. If you have ever been to the north, that's the color of ice. Fire giants are the ones that are sometimes considered black because coal is black. Nobody would have a problem if she were black or blue in the game, but she is a brown Nigger.

The whole thing disrespects European mythology but making her a sheboon is by far the most pozzed thing in the Game.
 
All these people are stagnant content wise, theres no evolution, improvement or change.
It's validation content. I doubt the majority of his viewers have two thunks to plunk in their heads when it comes to any of these things. It's more the community thing of gathering about the fireplace and burning the next effigy or feeling smart for liking the right things. It's about making the wittiest comment and getting hundreds of updoots on YouTube. Validation is a hell of a drug. All Drinker has to do is preach to the choir over and over again.

The one thing in these videos that make me disagree is how he’s phrasing Drinker as the guy “who cracked the code” and he’s gained a wide following because of it when in all honestly Drinker is surface level, yet he really seems to get far left people enraged cause he’s popular. Frankly, I’ve been better people who actually do a better job tackling what’s wrong with writing and cinema, Literature Devil comes to mind.
Where the grift comes in is the fact that YouTube caters to people with both Left and Right ideologies, but in a performative sense. Your Recommended Videos will always show you what YouTube believes you want to see based on your search history. I don't think many people understand that YouTube doesn't necessarily show you what you actually want but what is relevant based on what the algorithm thinks you want.

Even there, your search history isn't necessarily going to take you to a point of information that will necessarily challenge your current beliefs or lead you to the next logical point of analysis. People tend to get caught up in these circlejerks where they find like-minded people and so they get comfortable and start parroting whatever the group is saying rather than think for themselves.
 
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I just wanna see him make videos with passion and have a consistent opinion again man
If you look at the older videos on his main channel, he has quite a few on video games, including a whole retrospective on Resident Evil:

I can say from personal experience: it's entirely possible to have grown up with video games, and still suck shit at playing them.
He's kinda like James Rolfe in that sense, you know he can do better if he stuck to the shit he grew up playing, but won't because the grift needs to keep on rolling.
 
It recently occurred to me that Critical Drinker has some similarities with a channel I'm still following from the the early days of YouTube: Shitcase Cinema.
  • Both persons are from the UK
  • Both have written several novels
  • Both characters wear aviator shades and drink while talking about movies
The similarities pretty much end there since the man behind Shitcase Cinema does his videos as a hobby. He mostly covers low-budget movies these days, but still has a loyal audience even if he has no set schedule and his most viewed videos are from over a decade ago. And unlike Drinker, Johnny Shitcase does not get into the culture stuff.

Why am I not surprised Critical is a Scot, what with what a whingeing prat he seems to be. Never come across Shitcase Cinema.
 
It seems like Looper, almost certainly at the behest of Disney, has taken a shine to attacking Nerdrotic and The Critical Drinker for their negative depiction of The Acolyte, citing their criticisms as "encouraging bigotry and hatred towards LGBTQ+ groups."

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Here's a nice summation of what's happening.


Edit - Nerdrotic is currently streaming about this:

 
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The billion dollar multimedia corporation who uses slave labor cries out in pain when it's not busy raping children.

I wonder how much Looper was paid, or are they doing it for FREEEEEEEE

Considering the Mafia shenanigans with IGN where they helped sweet baby punish someone who did not want to pay the extortion fee, it is very likely money have changed hands in this.

The problem is that no matter what they do, Acolyte is still a shit show.

Ironically someone will be making bank on Acolyte, it is not Disney, it is nerdrotic, critical drinker and all the others. And Looper also likely is making a little bank.
 
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It seems like Looper, almost certainly at the behest of Disney, has taken a shine to attacking Nerdrotic and The Critical Drinker for their negative depiction of The Acolyte, citing their criticisms as "encouraging bigotry and hatred towards LGBTQ+ groups."
Doesn't this just vindicate them more though? While I think Nerdrotic is absolute slop youtube, it's clear the man made a career off this sort of anti woke content. If anyone is going to revel in the idea that a bigger opponent is trying to 'cancel' him, it'll be Nerdrotic. He's going to make money from this attention.
Critical Drinker made 3 videos on the Acolyte each at about 10 minutes long. Disney blows millions on these shitty shows.
If he plays his cards right this debacle is going to benefit the Drinker pretty easily.

And honestly justified in doing so. Looper just gave these people so much content. It comes across as incredibly desperate from Looper and Disney to be doing this.
And it's such an old and tired tactic. "Just call the critics racist/sexist/misogynistic/transphobic." What do they think they are going to achieve?

Literally any media site or company worth their salt would just ignore these videos and not give them attention. But clearly these people are THAT insecure about their shitty star wars slop being universally laughed at by everyone that they will actively undermine whatever credibility they have left just to snipe at some moderately popular youtube people.
Of course I don't doubt for even a moment some cash under the table was exchanged. Looper has seemingly done this sort of shit before.

I have to wonder... Does Looper truly care? It's kinda hard to tell given that these people are incredibly petty and shortsighted. It's not just a cut for them, I think they're retarded enough to believe that they're anything more than just paid attack dogs at this point.
This will backfire retardedly.
 
Literally any media site or company worth their salt would just ignore these videos and not give them attention. But clearly these people are THAT insecure about their shitty star wars slop being universally laughed at by everyone that they will actively undermine whatever credibility they have left just to snipe at some moderately popular youtube people.
You're thinking like a studio exec from 20 years ago not like the woke ideologues that run Lucasfilm. The Acolyte isn't just a TV show for them, it's their manifesto. When youtubers make fun of it for weeks on end and the review scores plummet below The Holiday Special they become enraged because to them we're making fun of their core ideology. The more we ridicule the show, the more vindictive they'll get which will drive away what's left of their audience.
 
You're thinking like a studio exec from 20 years ago not like the woke ideologues that run Lucasfilm. The Acolyte isn't just a TV show for them, it's their manifesto. When youtubers make fun of it for weeks on end and the review scores plummet below The Holiday Special they become enraged because to them we're making fun of their core ideology. The more we ridicule the show, the more vindictive they'll get which will drive away what's left of their audience.
Pretty spot on, yeah. It’s why these people go into hysterical fits when you criticize social justice stuff, they aren’t capable of understanding that ideas exist by themselves and stand on their own merits. Criticism of these ideas isn’t a criticism of the people who hold them, it only serves to BETTER the theory by intentionally steelmanning it…but their whole personality is nothing but the ideology so it becomes a personal attack. Their ideas never become more rigorously formed and thought out because they’re never put against the anvil, so to speak.

If you attack their woke shit, you attack them. If you criticize it, prepare to be almost entirely beyond reproach and completely hostile.
 
You're thinking like a studio exec from 20 years ago not like the woke ideologues that run Lucasfilm. ---
Pretty spot on, yeah. It’s why these people go into hysterical fits when you criticize social justice stuff, ---
That makes sense. Time and time again this story has played out and it never goes well for these people. I'm curious to know when the consequences of releasing shitshow after shitshow will affect them. For so long we've seen this sort of thing hamfisted into media and every time these shows flop terribly.

The reviews and the criticism speaks for itself and the petty, vindictive and downright hostile nature of the people behind these shows is on full display. It's played out before and will again. But I'd imagine there's more fans of people like Critical Drinker than there are of the Acolyte.
It's funny to me because he spends fuck all money on his videos. Part of the charm IMO. It's just one guy reading a script he wrote as generic footage of the show he's talking about plays on repeat. Even I could do that because it costs no money.
How much money was poured into The Acolyte however? Does it even matter? These shows aren't made to be profitable due to the nature of streaming services, we've moved from people going to the cinema or buying dvds long ago. It's clearly given these snakes that wormed their way into these positions more leeway to churn out their preachy bullshit. But someday that golden candle will burn out and none of these retards know how to create more.
These shows can't possibly be worth the reputational damage for maybe 3 people subscribing to Disney+. Real niggas pirate anyway.

But the people behind it will continue as long as they can burn money because they're privileged, nepotistic, hyper political morons who are so detached from reality that they genuinely can't see how bad their product is.
I do love a good David vs Goliath tale. Especially when Goliath is a drooling retard who can't handle criticism.
 
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