The Curious Case of Cat Avatars - The True Trojan Horse & The Plague of All Forums

[Nathan Higgers]

We all know Anime avatars. Obnoxious, closet homosexuals and possibly fat faggots. We all bully anime avatars, we call them body pillow connoisseurs, weebs, pedos-in-making, etc. etc.

But I cannot help but notice how we give The Cat Avatar a pass. The Cat Avatar has managed to avoid all criticism. They get a pass... and for what? How exactly is The Cat Avatar different from The Anime Avatar?

Is it not that The Cat Avatar is just as cringe as The Anime Avatar?
Is it not that The Cat Avatar suffers from the same brain damage of The Anime Avatar?
Is it not that The Cat Avatar is covered in kitty litter and hair, just as The Anime Avatar is crusted in cum and bodily fluids?
Is it not The Cat Avatar, upon seeing a "cute" cat, turns into the same raging soyfag bugman that The Anime Avatar is by default?

The Cat Avatar joins you in the mockery of The Anime Avatar, just to protect itself from being found out.

As famous philosopher Sam Hyde once said:

The Cat Avatar is immunized against all dangers: one may call it a queer, faggot, cunt, queef, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call it a cringy faggot worse than any anime avatar and lolicon and you will be astonished at how it recoils and negrates your posts, how injured it is, how it suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”

So I ask you, dear reader, what do you know about the "humble" cat avatar?

 

[Stephanie Bustcakes]

Let's have a thread about Pepe avatars next.

 

[Alpacawitz]

Reported for hate speech

 

[Sped Xing]

Cats are cute and lovable and, unlike anime, never make people troon out.

 

[OrionBalls]

Cats are cute and lovable and, unlike anime, never make people troon out.

But they can turn you into a furry. Tiger fursonas in particular have been known to own many cats.

 

[User names must be unique]

All avatars are homosexual and lame.

 

[byuu]

Cats are cute and lovable and, unlike anime, never make people troon out.

It all starts with cats. First you share cute cat pics then you start to watch catgirl anime and before you know it you're getting hooked on neko shota.

 

[Sped Xing]

@Shield Breaker is this true

 

[Feline Supremacist]

The frog is jelly.

 

[Rozzy]

Using a cat avatar means you have adopted a cat as your fursona.

Are you happy now ya feline furfags?

 

[Just A Butt]

what about kiwi avatars? we are still cool, right?

 

[Analog Devolved]

 

[Shield Breaker]

@Shield Breaker is this true

Cat avatars are a sign of a good and honest heart.

 

[Coldgrip]

what about kiwi avatars? we are still cool, right?

Kiwis were never cool.