The Curious Case of @Fascist Kirk - Or, Why I Hate Stickers and People Who Care About Them

[AnOminous]

Because most sock account get banned because they are ban evading.

Maybe he believes that it is possible to redeem a comicsgate sperg.

Personally, I am more pessimistic.

 

[2x tan my beloved]

i dont like stickers on my posts because they're all ugly, add a hello kitty sticker then we'll talk

 

[CEO of Gay]

You guys don't like your own posts?

No, I do not. My posts are retarded, autistic, and homosexual to boot. I am ashamed of them. Every time I see someone has given my post positive stickers, it stings just a little more, because they remind me that the intelligent and insightful persona I present here is a lie.

Eventually, someone is going to figure out that I am a total niggerfaggot, and reveal that shameful truth to the world.

I think it’s much gayer to have multiple accounts that only exist to self-fellatio, personally.

This is a good point. @Fascist Kirk, Gay is looking to hire plural personalities like yourself. Please contact your local Gay recruiter.

Every bug account you see is really a sock of mine

Your socks posts are funny, interesting, and insightful though. Each one offers a different perspective. I think we can give your socks a pass.

 

[AnOminous]

Eventually, someone is going to figure out that I am a total niggerfaggot, and reveal that shameful truth to the world.

We have figured out that your niggerfaggot persona is a mere ruse, meant to attract negative ratings. We don't believe anything about that (I mean other than the gay part), that's why we poz up your neghole with pozrates all the time.

 

[Fuck Bankers]

Why isn't Kirk banned for socking

plausible deniability.

 

[Lapsus of the bepsus]

I would post this in the random.txt thread, but, you know, it’s Null and that’s not how the thread works. Anyway, I like this quote because it sounds like Howard Beale from Network got into the Brundlefly telepod with the Scarecrow and it came out shaped like a girl shaped like a forum owner on the verge of a psychotic break. 10/10.

i like the quote because it shows that chi long qua the best dota 2 player the world has ever fucking seen has left a seemingly permanent imprint on nulls brain lol

 

[Trump's Chosen]

I'd like to remind everyone, if you never get a dumb rating, you're not thinking for yourself.

And if you always get a dumb rating you probably should stop thinking for yourself

 

[Mysterious Figure]

@Fascist Kirk? More like Faggot Kirk!

 

[Vibe_Guy]

As much of a reddit fag he is, you gotta admire the dedication to artificially inflate ones score even without a number to flex your karma score with.

So this isn't even about outward flexing to randos on the internet with your KF score. This is specifically psychological warfare to appear correct or legit. Pure love of the game. That's a special kind of insanity you have to admit is funny however you slice it. It's so harmless yet at the same time mind baffling that instead of going to school, vocational school, work, hobby, hanging out with friends. You inflate your ratings on this specific site. Not even on reddit where you have numbers to flex.

It's so uniquely funny, idk about you but I'll remember this for a long time.

 

[Dagger Dragger]

Man, terminal Reddit brain is wild. Imagine spending your finite life worrying that much about fucking forum ratings. Holy FUCK.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Sometimes I think I'm too old for this world.

 

[Peaches the Wonder Cat]

Man, terminal Reddit brain is wild. Imagine spending your finite life worrying that much about fucking forum ratings. Holy FUCK.

But if my post has more positive reactions, it means more people will agree with it. Because I don't read posts, I just look at the reactions and let people make the decision for me on whether something is correct or not.

Wait, no, I think for myself like a good Kiwifarmer.

 

[TORtlEMUStRaNSUS]

Best fucking sticker psychologist this world has ever fucking seen.

 

[Fascist Kirk (ShavedAnus)]

This Kurt fellow is based af

 

[Enig]

Stickers are fun because every time you insult Israel the local JIDF population runs to give you the disapproval ones, makes it easy to keep track of them.

 

[Jewthulhu]

Can we get a laugh sticker?

I want a "can we get a x sticker" sticker

 

[Tri-Tachyon'sClown]

I finally get on the site after the error it was throwing me and I see some faggot is giving ammunition for Null to dumpster stickers, what in the hell? Imagine being this much of a Reddit tier faggot and then getting your ass blasted like this not only publically, but by the site owner who showcased it to everyone who opens the site's front page. Just kill yourself at this point, or better yet get the Khan to do it.

 

[sperginity]

I only use socks to negrate myself (I have low self-esteem)

 

[Wrestlemania]

I use socks to keep my feet warm
Also imagine farming medals, I would never lol (pls)

 

[Baraka Obama]

Is there a way to disable the gay sticker notifications?