The Curious Case of @Fascist Kirk - Or, Why I Hate Stickers and People Who Care About Them

I love stickers. And I also have notifications for them on. I like them, but I don't get mad if I get negrated. The opinions of others only matter when they agree with me, it's the only valid reason to listen to someone else. If I get negrated it just means that someone else is wrong and it becomes immediate white noise.

But positive stickers? They know what's up because they obviously agree with me. That's why I keep sticker notifications on, because agreeing with me is the only valid option and the only one I pay attention to so seeing people do it is nice. And since I dedicate 0% of my brain power towards even acknowledging or accepting that someone negrated me it's got literally no downside.
 
If Stickers were ever removed, it'll just be replaced with people resounding to posts with
"+1 like" and "-dislike" or even just DMing people "nice post man +1"

you have no fucking idea how far people are willing to go to get that dopamine hit.
Oh, so is that why everyone is DMing me "nice cock"?
 
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Isn't running a forum awesome? Isn't having every user subscribe to instant sticker dopamine great? Look at how these stickers affect human behavior. I'm basically the Sticker Psychologist, the greatest sticker psychologist the world has ever fucking seen, and this is me introducing stimuli to see how human behavior changes.
Bro, it's a fucking jpeg on a fucking screen and some JavaScript variables. Why do these niggers really act like their precious retard points matter?
 
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sticker drama is always funny as fuck to me, the jannies having to thug it out is just an extra layer of humor
 
I am featured! holy shit I finally made it!
fren, did you really use one of your sock accounts to updoot another one of your sock accounts?! 1742958509423.png

Jersh should make the stickers work in a way that a user can leave stickers on other posts and see the stickers from other users, but can't see stickers on their own posts. So people can't sperg out by being bullied with stickers on their posts.
they could just log out to see any stickers on their posts in public forums, then log in to reeeee about it.
 
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People actually care about them as more than a way to express your thoughts without clogging up a thread and move on and forget about it? Like, for real? actually?
 
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