The Curious Case of @Fascist Kirk - Or, Why I Hate Stickers and People Who Care About Them

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demicolon said:
Funny to us, but not much if you have to deal with pathetic rats spamming your report queue with complaints that someone is negrating them, expecting you to ban them and then get mad and nag you for telling them to eat shit. Other problem is all those reactions have to be stored in a database somewhere, which gets really annoying really fast when that database is grows to terabyte size and backing it up takes a few dozen hours. Stickers solve the problem Something Awful had with users empty-quoting posts or replying "I agree" and shitting up threads with that, but creates another problem of shitting up your HD space and wasting your time when something crashes or the forum gets corrupted/deleted and you hafta copy all that empty air.
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Can't he truncate the notifications tables?
 
I assume they're as compressed as mathematically possible already.
 
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i agree
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Still don't know why this retard didn't just make an EVS thread. I'm pretty sure I remember suggesting it to him when I started paying attention to all the Comicsgate/Rippa spergout shit. If not, he should have just done it if he wanted people to stay on topic about EVS.
 
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genericwhitemale said:
Still don't know why this retard didn't just make an EVS thread. I'm pretty sure I remember suggesting it to him when I started paying attention to all the Comicsgate/Rippa spergout shit. If not, he should have just done it if he wanted people to stay on topic about EVS.
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that would take effort, less effort than multiboxing 10 accounts to mass-trashcan other user's posts, but deliberate effort not fueled by double-spite.
 
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genericwhitemale said:
Still don't know why this retard didn't just make an EVS thread. I'm pretty sure I remember suggesting it to him when I started paying attention to all the Comicsgate/Rippa spergout shit. If not, he should have just done it if he wanted people to stay on topic about EVS.
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Because the sheer amount of live streams EVS does in place of working on comic books is daunting, then you layer it with his pronounced lisp (mouthful of balls or missing teeth) and the relentless drumbeat of re-fried vomit dribbling off of his beard along with the chucklehead sycophants he surrounds himself with, it's basically unwatchable unless you enjoy man cloaca.

Kirk was never going to do it. And realistically no one will because it's really not needed anymore. EVS might be the most prominent "comicsgater" but he really only took it over after waiting to see if Richard Meyer's Jawbreakers was gonna do numbers, which it did. No matter how much Kirk was gonna cry about it, Zack will never not be associated with this fiasco no matter how hard he tries. EVS has had enough meltdowns that it's virtually assured a major career ending one will come eventually and there won't be a need to dig it up when that happens.

The other thing that irked me besides trying to browbeat the thread into submission was that ultimately it amounted to a personal army request. Instead of trying to merely suggest someone should do it like a polite faggot, he just thought he'd be a belligerent asshole about it. Fair enough but get wrecked. The socks and weasel sticker shit was also extremely annoying due to how cowardly it was and it's what got him caught with his tail tucked in. Stickies do have forensic use.
 
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Poor kirk should've just let the Zak stans have the thread. It was basically all 8 of theirs entirely anyways. All that fighting for something that was already dead. SMH.
 
This has the feeling of some retarded tiktok user who is used to the botted ADHD amounts of likes and views instantly, who couldn't handle the old school forum way of doing things. His dopamine receptors were in a state of emergency with the pace of this forum.
 
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