The CWC Clothing Line

[Thetan]

A line of clothing inspired by Internet legend Christian Weston Chandler has great potential to make a grand amount of money. The line will begin with a basic offering men, women's and babies T shirts. I am in the process of creating a store at Cafe Press.

If you have an idea that you'd like to submit for consideration, create it here, using the designer:
http://www.cafepress.com/make/design-your-own

Design suggestions:
CWCisms
CWC images and Artwork
CWC 'Advice Dog' images
CWC memes

I will post the details once the creation of the online store is complete. Proceeds from clothing sales can go towards furthering the good work of the CWCkipedia and CWCkipedia Forum.

Here are a couple of preliminary designs I came up with.

These are just prototypes and aren't available for sale yet. The more artistically-inclined members of the forum might be able to come up with better designs.

 

[Anchuent Christory]

Will they came with grease and food stains on them or do you have to add that yourself?

 

[Ron_Swanson]

I thought someone was reselling a stock of 'the classic' that they found in a salvation army or something. Instead it's a spergy idea for tshirts that only someone as socially unaware as CWC himself would wear.

 

[CatParty]

one of those "fake tuxedo" t-shirts that is the classic with a sonichu medallion.

 

[Thetan]

I thought someone was reselling a stock of 'the classic' that they found in a salvation army or something. Instead it's a spergy idea for tshirts that only someone as socially unaware as CWC himself would wear.

Well, all I can say is...that's your opinion, and you have every right to your own opinion.

Seriously though... how is this any more 'spergy' than any other meme-themed T shirts or other items? Whether he likes it or not, Chris is an Internet meme.

True and Honest fans will rush to buy these. I'm sure I can put Kenneth Englehardt down for at least two or three.

 

[DangDirtyTrolls]

I like following the antics of Chris the retarded manchild as much as everyone else here, but I wouldn't want to wear any clothes featuring said retarded manchild.

 

[spaps]

I'm sorry, but, would anyone really wear those in public? The shirts look ugly (at least have some sort of graphic on it, not just a picture), nobody would get the joke, and people would find it tasteless to be wearing a shirt with an autist who's dead inside on it.

 

[Thetan]

I like following the antics of Chris the retarded manchild as much as everyone else here, but I wouldn't want to wear any clothes featuring said retarded manchild.

Well, of course you wouldn't - you're a ]P

These are designed to appeal to Chris's loyal fanbase.

I'm sorry, but, would anyone really wear those in public? The shirts look ugly (at least have some sort of graphic on it, not just a picture), nobody would get the joke, and people would find it tasteless to be wearing a shirt with an autist who's dead inside on it.

Your suggestion has been input for better consideration.

Seriously though, yeah, the designs need work. Better to go with a graphic or even just CWCisms.

 

[PickleTron7000]

I can't imagine trying to explain who Chris is to everyone who asks wtf I am wearing, let alone why I was wearing an image of him kneeling, winking, half naked on his bed.

 

[Thetan]

I can't imagine trying to explain who Chris is to everyone who asks wtf I am wearing, let alone why I was wearing an image of him kneeling, winking, half naked on his bed.

You have a point there.

Maybe a better caption for that one would be:

The Internet
Not For The Faint Of Heart

 

[Picklepower]

All female hands on me!

 

[Kosher Dill]

Really, The Classic is the only piece of CWC clothing you need. Those who understand will understand.

 

[DangDirtyTrolls]

I can't imagine trying to explain who Chris is to everyone who asks wtf I am wearing, let alone why I was wearing an image of him kneeling, winking, half naked on his bed.

You have a point there.

Maybe a better caption for that one would be:

The Internet
Not For The Faint Of Heart

I don't think there's any caption you could possibly use to excuse wearing a t-shirt with a picture of a fat tomgirl in a muscle bra and no trousers.

 

[CatParty]

i used their "chandler" font (real thing) obviously.

 

[Silvana]

i used their "chandler" font (real thing) obviously.

I like the Julaaaaay one! Cwcisms is clearly the way to go - though I think it might be best to do at least a few using quotes which are amusing in their own right - without the necessity of an explanation of who OPL is... *gulp*
How about "your suggestion has been input for better considerations" - or maybe just "Hm Yeah"?

 

[soIregistered]

I totally thought this was going to be 90 lb runway models with photoshopped clown shirts and medallions. That's what I want to see!

 

[The Dude]

I would probably get a "Free Christian Chandler" if it didn't have his pic on it. If anyone asks I'll tell them it's the name of a band.

 

[DangDirtyTrolls]

I totally thought this was going to be 90 lb runway models with photoshopped clown shirts and medallions. That's what I want to see!

I couldn't resist

 

[fridgesrants]

It seems like a nice idea. To bad the only place were people would find the shirts funny would be an anime/game convention. I bet if someone made shirts Chris would bitch on Facebook about it and threaten to sue.

 

[homerbeoulve]

I totally thought this was going to be 90 lb runway models with photoshopped clown shirts and medallions. That's what I want to see!

I couldn't resist

AWESOME!