The CWCki is getting shut down?!

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Damn, looks like Chris is finally getting his long awaited revenge. I thought it was just me, FBI coming to my apartment and seizing my computer (Goodbye, Cwcville Vice: Paradise Lost, my greatest trolling creation :( ). They found everything, even the past and future trolling plans I had for Chris as well as the tools I used to sabotage his coffee maker. I had to run all night before breaking into a car and stealing it to get out of town, but I'm afraid to even pay for gas now that I'm a wanted fugitive. Fuck it. I'm just going to end it all in the middle of the Texas wilderness. Goodbye, CWCki forums.

-- Broseph Stalin, TRUE and HONEST creator of Cwcville Vice: Paradise Lost



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There has been a pair of unmarked black SUVs parked in my driveway since last night. I know what this is. I know there is no other way out. Ths may be my last reply on the CWCki. Soon, The Man is going to be breaking down my doors-- and I know they aren't looking to make any arrests today. Only results.

"Out of the night that covers me,
Black as the pit from pole to pole,
I thank whatever gods may be
For my unconquerable soul.

In the fell clutch of circumstance
I have not winced nor cried aloud.
Under the bludgeonings of chance
My head is bloody, but unbowed.

Beyond this place of wrath and tears
Looms but the Horror of the shade,
And yet the menace of the years
Finds and shall find me unafraid.

It matters not how strait the gate,
How charged with punishments the scroll,
I am the master of my fate,
I am the captain of my soul."

Farewell, my trolling brothers and sisters. We shall meet again on the banks of the Styx.
 
I love that we need three threads to sperg about this.
 
I warned my wife this could happen. She broke the glass case marked "BREAK IN CASE OF CHANDLER VENGEANCE", took all the contents (future trolling scripts, plans, and blueprints, a laptop with satellite connection, a prepaid phone for "JULAAAY" calls, and my blue towel to hide her identity) and ran. I can only hope that she will continue my legacy and that my baby will grow up to become a good troll.

BTW I'm typing just with my pinkie because the jerkops broke all my other fingers until they resembled Chris's duck.
 
Uhhhhhhhhhh I didn't answer the door when the cops came so they broke it in, shot all of my dogs dead and wouldn't stop high fiving so I fled in my Accord, I'm driving up to Canada to grow pot now for a living, thanks Chris *sigh*
 
I have faced grave punishments for having taken part in these forums. The local fire department came to set my house on fire even though I don't drink coffee. Also, the dean of my university hogtied me down and recorded my screams! RECORDED MY SCREAMS!
 
Guys, I'm in trouble. I just received a bill from the government for $100,000. They've listed my trollings, and if I don't pay, I have to go to jail for 5 years. I don't have that money. I don't want to go to jail.
 
Maybe we can make it up to Chris... But with the Cwcki being shut down, we'll have no way of knowing how...
 
Guys, forces are being mobilized in South America. It's not safe here anymore. I'm in the basement right now. I'm scared.
 
Ugh this has been an awful day. Not only did my boyfriend leave me for trolling a poor innocent autistic boy but my work contacted me and told me not to bother showing up. I'm a boyfriend-free gal and jobless now awaiting for the police to come get me... If only I never joined this god dang forum!
 
It's been an honour to serve with you all, I think I managed to trick them by putting a stuffed toy in my bed. I'm currently hiding under a pile of plushies... good thing I stocked up on vegetable oil!

Stay safe comrades, see you all on the other side!
 
Around midnight the cyberpolice came to my door to arrest me but I was able to escape them using my parkay skills. I then was able to get in contact with Snyder who told me that he's going to try and sue Chris for all his legos using the trillions of dollars he's gotten over the years from Chris and the court case.
 
I was busy cramming my pickle suit into the incinerator when several SWAT teams rappelled out of helicopters and kicked in all my windows. The only evidence they were able to recover was my whiteboard covered in elaborate trolling plans. My lawyer tells me it may be enough to put me away for good....
 
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I was busy cramming my pickle suit into the incinerator when several SWAT teams rappelled out of helicopters and kicked in all my windows. The only evidence they were able to recover was my whiteboard covered in elaborate trolling plans. My lawyer tells me it may be enough to put me away for good....
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WIPE IT OFF MAN

WIPE IT OFF
 
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