The David Icke Forums - truthers, birthers, chemtrails, lizards, big pharma and the illuminati.

[ketchup]

Ahh... Good ol' David. I remember I used to believe his shitty illuminati theories and thought that aliens were demons.

 

[Soren]

To a tinfoil connoisseur like me, David Icke's forums is like fucking Disney World.
Just look at those threads. I wouldn't think up of more ridiculous titles if I tried.

How The Truth Vibrations Are Destroying The Matrix.

Will Ebola be the Trojan for chip implant?

Are internet-trolls reptilians or just psycopaths?

Anarchy symbol looks like saturn and freemasonry

Teddy Bears - The real meaning

 

[TowinKarz]

I'm just amazed these guys can keep going and going and going despite the fact not a single thing they've ever said has ever been remotely true or predictive of anything... which confirms what a lot of people have said about conspiracy theorists.

They don't want to uncover the truth as much as they want to shout down the "official story" for a number of overlapping personal reasons (inherent paranoia/desire to be smarter than everyone else and know what's REALLY going on/distrust of government or anything too complex to be 100% transparent) that would make for an interesting Venn Diagram.

It's also why conspiracy fans can't form a coherent community and why you get these wild splinter movements, as soon as there's enough proof to confirm a conspiracy as happening, it becomes de facto wrong by being agreed upon as the "official" story by most and has to be further split into sub-conspiracies to once again gain legitimacy, and you get these yuts at each other's throats arguing, in all seriousness, if it was the space-lizards or the Bilderbergs who are in control of the chemtrails......

It's fascinating, in a watching-a-train-derail kind of way.

 

[AnOminous]

She left one of her 10 dogs in there one time and it died because she thought it ran away. When she went to re-stock up she saw the poor thing laying there.

It's usually a sign of bad craziness when whatever shit you have for brains causes you to murder your pets because you're so obsessed.

 

[TowinKarz]

Or have so many you don't remember where you left some.....

 

[Jungle Princess]

My Mother-in-law is a huge follower of Icke and Jones. During the Iraq War she thought that the government was going to open those REX-86 camps or whatever and she stocked up on all this canned shit. She took out a mortgage when her husband was in 5150 (no bullshit; completely unrelated though) and commissioned a small shelter. She left one of her 10 dogs in there one time and it died because she thought it ran away. When she went to re-stock up she saw the poor thing laying there.

If you like your crazy in a REAL cult, go try Lyndon LaRouche

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lyndon_LaRouche

Ahh... Good ol' David. I remember I used to believe his shitty illuminati theories and thought that aliens were demons.

Would you mind telling us more?

 

[Randall Fragg]

I think Manny "Clouds aren't real" Skywatch may be worth looking into, given how he has an entire channel of his schizophrenic ramblings that is being continually updated.

Spoiler: Video Examples

Plse read for context. I would love to serve them roasted cat for dinner. Frigging Idiots! There Are NO Stars, No Space, No Planets made of rock. The So called "Stars" are Fixed in a Firmament that rotates above us. The Planets are also Not what we have been told. These lying Priests of Masonic Science like Neil and their Media Henchmen like this asshole Anthony Cumia (JewBot Liar) placed in his seat as everyone can see he is a scum bag Kazar shill with a big mouth and Zero real Talents except his mouth. But Neil has a Big Mouth too and fights for the stage here with the hand movements of an Over Actor.Mentally unstable comes to mind on this performance. LMAO at lying morons.

 

[TowinKarz]

It's amazing watching a crazy person declare that those saner than him, are, in fact, even CRAZIER.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

Conspiracy cows are best cows.

 

[Jungle Princess]

I wonder why it has to be lizard people. Why not cat people, or blue-jay people, or shark people?

 

[Chemical snorfare]

I wonder why it has to be lizard people. Why not cat people, or blue-jay people, or shark people?

For those not old enough to remember "V"

 

[lolwut]

In case anyone is wondering what the followers of Icke think of last night's Orlando shooting; they don't. Think about it, that is. I asked my local conspiracycow what her thoughts were on the attack and got "I don't really care about them, it's not a part of my reality. Those news reports are just trying to program you." Exact words, mind you.

It's almost adorable how they can believe in lizard people and the Illuminati and chemtrails despite never seeing them, but also think that actual events going on right now don't exist because it's not happening to them, personally.

 

[TowinKarz]

All news is fake, all not-news is real, it's easier being a conspiracist than you may first think!