The Days Ahead

[Holdek]

I like to imagine that he'll move to Cole's apartment in Manhattan and go all Hipster, hang out with his half-brother at bars late at night and talk indie movies, pick up boyfriend-free girls at deew-fueled parties, join left-wing political action groups and the tea-party movement to be ironic.

Mkay my fantasy ends here and I wake up!

That's a fate that would occur in the alternate universe, where Christopher Weston Chandler got the help he needed early on and became a still autistic but much more sensible person.

Yeah, he'd still be annoying though.

 

[DrinkingStrawofFail]

I'm curious about his budget. Will he be able to understand:

SSD $1500
Electricity ($100)
Water ($40)
Cable ($75)
Gas ($50)
Subscriptions to Netflix, PS3 Supreme, McDonalds Rewards Club, whatever the fuck else ($100)
Remainder to blow = ?

And it's not even like, this is a simple thing he can easily understand. Something around 35% of Americans can't figure out how to budget.

That's for Chris alone. Shit, more than anything, I'm worried about his pets. They'll most likely die of starvation after Chris either blows his cash on necessities + video games and other shit. That, or he just gets too stressed with the responsibilities of sustaining oneself.

I might be wrong, but Chris is likely to put his hobbies first before his pets' well-being. When Barb finally kicks it, I seriously hope somebody takes the pets away. (Just not PETA.)

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

The dogs won't starve. Chris will feed them leftovers and they'll spend the rest of their lives with health problems that Chris will fail to notice. Injuries? I could see Chris being worried about an immediate problem like that and actually caring enough to spend what little cash he had left to get it looked at. For him to notice small growths and tumors in time AND to be able to afford treatment/surgery? Hell no.

I don't know what kind of problems the dogs are going to face due to their current obesity. The thing that pisses me off is I doubt Chris or Barb have changed their diets at all. They're fucking dogs. They'll eat healthy if you feed them healthy.

 

[Thetan]

I still can't get over the baby blanket.

The baby blanket really gets to me as well. And it looks FILTHY. It seems to feature in every picture that has Chris's bed in it.

And what's with that look? If he's going for 'come hither' he's failing miserably. Look more like imminent.

 

[CatParty]

Look more like imminent.

or are happening

 

[BurtyDrappedCreifs]

I still can't get over the baby blanket.

The baby blanket really gets to me as well. And it looks FILTHY. It seems to feature in every picture that has Chris's bed in it.

And what's with that look? If he's going for 'come hither' he's failing miserably. Look more like imminent.

I see Popeye when he makes that face.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

I like to imagine that he'll move to Cole's apartment in Manhattan and go all Hipster, hang out with his half-brother at bars late at night and talk indie movies, pick up boyfriend-free girls at deew-fueled parties, join left-wing political action groups and the tea-party movement to be ironic.

He can't have a beer with Cole though, Cole charges at least $250 to drink with and Chris can't afford that.

Look more like imminent.

or are happening

Well, he is wearing the log-cutter there.

 

[Holdek]

I still can't get over the baby blanket.

The baby blanket really gets to me as well. And it looks FILTHY. It seems to feature in every picture that has Chris's bed in it.

And what's with that look? If he's going for 'come hither' he's failing miserably. Look more like imminent.

A wink flirt.

Also I just noticed he has a pinup of Marge Simpson in a negligee holding donuts next to one of a real woman in lingerie. This really is a nice image for the relationship between Chris' cartoon world and real world.

 

[DykesDykesChina]

I still can't get over the baby blanket.

The baby blanket really gets to me as well. And it looks FILTHY. It seems to feature in every picture that has Chris's bed in it.

And what's with that look? If he's going for 'come hither' he's failing miserably. Look more like imminent.

Anyone else notice that we have three sexpots next to each other here?
Tomgirl the Tank Engine, Marge Simpson and some Playboy babe in a row!