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- Dec 13, 2022
The reason people look like shit today:
1. People back in the 50s and 60s were expected to dress up before they left the house. Even if you had a filthy job, you took a bath and dressed in your Sunday Best to go to Church. People who didn't conform were ostracized. After the Commies took over and standards loosened in the 70s, people started dressing like slobs, and the t-shirt and turtleneck techbros of the 90s stuck a knife in the formal workplace office suit for good. People started caring more about feeling comfortable as the consequences for looking like a slob decreased.
2. The invention of cars killed hats, as no one but farmers and ranchers needed to wear them anymore.
3. Women were liberated and earned their own money, meaning they could dress like slobs and still get men. Women no longer had to dress in ruffles and tight laces in an arms race with other women, competing to win the best provider males.
4. Stretchy and cheap fabrics were invented, meaning a person could have a wardrobe filled with baggy tees and one-size fits all elastic waistband pants. Tailored clothing was pretty much relegated to weddings, proms, or those few office jobs that still required them.
5. People eat like shit. They'd rather spend hundreds of dollars on doordash for some cooled over mediocre fried food, than cook their own healthy food. Medical science usually steps in to rescue the fatty from their bad decisions, at least until they reach a certain weight, which they might not reach until their 50s.
1. People back in the 50s and 60s were expected to dress up before they left the house. Even if you had a filthy job, you took a bath and dressed in your Sunday Best to go to Church. People who didn't conform were ostracized. After the Commies took over and standards loosened in the 70s, people started dressing like slobs, and the t-shirt and turtleneck techbros of the 90s stuck a knife in the formal workplace office suit for good. People started caring more about feeling comfortable as the consequences for looking like a slob decreased.
2. The invention of cars killed hats, as no one but farmers and ranchers needed to wear them anymore.
3. Women were liberated and earned their own money, meaning they could dress like slobs and still get men. Women no longer had to dress in ruffles and tight laces in an arms race with other women, competing to win the best provider males.
4. Stretchy and cheap fabrics were invented, meaning a person could have a wardrobe filled with baggy tees and one-size fits all elastic waistband pants. Tailored clothing was pretty much relegated to weddings, proms, or those few office jobs that still required them.
5. People eat like shit. They'd rather spend hundreds of dollars on doordash for some cooled over mediocre fried food, than cook their own healthy food. Medical science usually steps in to rescue the fatty from their bad decisions, at least until they reach a certain weight, which they might not reach until their 50s.