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Sorbet
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I actually heard "Don't call me buddy", but maybe that's just my hearing.
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For a second there, the title of the thread made me think Chris actually tried to go back into the GameStop.
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Hoping for a oculus rift version.
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Someone actually took time out of their day to make that.
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No mace scene?
Its just a trip to the outside of Gamestop, lol.
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Should have maced the fattie in the red shirt on the way out for maximum immersion. 3/10.
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No mace scene?
Its just a trip to the outside of Gamestop, lol.
Using a can of deodorant could trigger the poor employees.
I refer to Christine as she/her to annoy you.
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I'd like to take this opportunity to raise awareness for VVS, or Vertical Video Syndrome. It's a growing pandemic across the globe, and it must be stopped.
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Using a can of deodorant could trigger the poor employees.
I hope I'm not the only one, but I wish that never happens.
They already have to put up with Chris' shit, let's not ween on them.
...Did someone seriously just go back to the GameStop, walk the same path he took, and decided that was worthy of a video/thread? Call me a cynic but this isn't exactly the JFK assassination.
I'd like to take this opportunity to raise awareness for VVS, or Vertical Video Syndrome. It's a growing pandemic across the globe, and it must be stopped.
You know, I can live with vertical video if discretion was necessary, as it probably was here (justified or not.) Holding a phone sideways is a dead giveaway that you're recording. Freaky stuff that has to be recorded ASAP is fine for vertical video too, it's better than no video. I'll say it's acceptable in this case on grounds of the former and parody.
Vertical video is the least of this video's problem. It's the inside of a GameStop, that looks like every other GameStop in America. We don't give a crap that you were at that mall. If you wanted to do something funny, you'd re-enact it or do something more than a poor-quality look at 50 feet of video game store.
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I think this was lipitor or a older field agent,that went to the trial,they just visited the christorical landmarks.
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Is this video featured on Occulus booth at E3?
Occulus Rift for sightseeing and Occulus Touch to mace someone.
Seinor Geinus.
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Who needs mace when you just have to stretch your arms upwards and blow the ooze from there to your opponent/killer/innocent bystander.
I, too, had my heart stop for a second as I uttered "oh god..." wondering if this thread meant Chris got into retail trouble again.
Oh boy a chance to be in Chris' shoes.
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It was so immersive, I could almost smell the AXE.
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It was so immersive, I could almost smell the AXE.
Weird, the only thing I could almost smell was sweat, Britney Spears perfume and pepper spray.
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