The easiest way into your heart? - Probing for info, obvs

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Or the severed heads of my enemies while you're a hot chick with long hair with big perky boobs. Either one.
 
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Blowjobs. And when she sticks her finger in your butthole without you even having to ask
 
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A friend of mine went off to the military for about three years, didn't call or text me after the first month which I thought was weird since he was definitely the sort of person to keep in touch. Anyways, after a while I just assumed he was dead since he had left his expensive PC with me and had been super depressed before he left. Eventually I get a call. It's him. He says he had been injured and his phone had been destroyed, such that he could not retrieve any of his the numbers he had stored in the phone. What's more is his right leg no longer worked. He said I was the first person he thought to call once he got back and he asked me "Hey, do you want to hang out tommorrow?" As if nothing had changed. I had to put down the phone because I was crying. I had never felt so wanted in my life, no one had ever asked me if I wanted to hang out with them, I always had to be the one in pursuit. It was so hard to believe that someone, especially someone like him, would care enough about me to even think to call or to want to hang out. I'll always hold that memory in a special place.
 
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Be machine washable without risk of fading and made with peach skin, 2 way Tricot feels like sandpaper
 
Im a complicated man, but bobs and vegena are always a good start.
 
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"Insert the retractor, and crank it until the ribs swing open like a rusty drawbridge."
 
Essentially just make me laugh, don’t be an idiot, and be willing to tolerate me. I know girls who’d be willing to tolerate my eccentricities aren’t common so if I find one that does I’d need to make sure I treasure that.
 
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Bring me the severed head of Stephen King in a clear plastic jug full of AIDS-patient piss and I'll love you forever.
 
Try to get some of the mannerisms of the person you're interested in getting closer to. People fucking love when they think someone else looks up to them. Show some vulnerabilities you have even if you'll have to make up some shit for it, just don't go too far from the truth and make sure your story between different people is coherent. Being perceived as trusted will do wonders. Overall, try to get someone to think that being invested in you is not much work and a lot of return.
 
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The girl I fell in love with use to do this thing where she would say my name, but stretch out the last syllables to embarrass me in public: "Anooooooonnnnn". She liked to also jump on my back in public so I would carry her over puddles or wet grass.
 
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