The Easy to Track Username Hall of Shame - Reading warning labels are for chumps.

[UERISIMILITUDO]

I've seen (and known) a good number of latinos over the years that don't even give 2 shits about such things either, it's in their culture or they're just way too technologically illiterate to care.

I mentioned this in another thread, but I heard one Mexican say that he didn't give a shit because the likelihood of that biting him in the ass was a lot less than just being randomly killed by a cartel. That kind of puts it into perspective, doesn't it?

I'm sure people have already told you this, and you'll probably ignore it, but literally all you have to do is stop talking for a week or two and it'll blow over. It seems counterintuitive but even if you're the best mass-debater in the world you can't take back that info. People get bored of this stuff pretty quickly, I mean you're fucking weird but you're a nobody for the most part.

Yeah, people here reveal stupid shit about themselves all the time, and then it just gets brought up in random arguments:
You're a fucking incel.
Yeah, well you admitted you don't love your own child, bitch.
This is a real example.

It’s becoming more and more obvious that a good portion of Kiwi Farms users are just lolcows who haven’t been found yet. Like clockwork, one of longtime posters gets outed every few weeks for some deranged behavior that would get them their own thread.

Just as poison is a matter of dosage, I think lolcows are a matter of observation. I figure anyone under a sufficient level of surveillance would be considered an lolcow. The best example of this would probably be The Truman Show, the film about a normal man living his entire life around paid actors and under constant observation broadcast to the entire world.

Some people are probably here just so they know how to act. Acting properly after being uncovered is the difference between a few pages of mockery and an entire thread, not that this helped Alex, but he's probably literally insane.

 

[Rustle]

This is why you go with the God-tier "look around and choose the first thing you see as your username".

I wrote a bunch of random letters and numbers that came to my head, I never use the same username/email for anything anyway

 

[TV's Adam West]

ant to get 411'd, there's no other explanation

With this niggas rapsheet, I'd turn myself into missing 411 real quick.

 

[TV's Adam West]

I wrote a bunch of random letters and numbers that came to my head, I never use the same username/email for anything anyway

I thought it was because you Rustle cock, while I rustle Jimmies.

 

[Tri-Tachyon'sClown]

Every time I check the thread again I see someone getting set on fire, then throwing more gasoline on themselves thinking it'll put it out.

Immediately after I posted this, it was proven true yet again.

 

[Sperg Spectating]

Immediately after I posted this, it was proven true yet again.

We didn't even start the fire for the Kurzov dude, he just did that on his own... very weird.

 

[Tri-Tachyon'sClown]

We didn't even start the fire for the Kurzov dude, he just did that on his own... very weird.

Oh fuck I wasn't even referring to him, I was catching up on the pages after my post. Second to last page and we got ANOTHER ONE.

 

[Sperg Spectating]

I'm sorry, gay robot club?

I just realized how horrifying this could be, checked the site, and yeah. It's as bad as you expect.

 

[Endless Torment]

This is why you go with the God-tier "look around and choose the first thing you see as your username".

I forgot what my username was when I first joined and had to find one of my own posts to remember it because it is so generic and has no special meaning to me.

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

I apologize for sharing something dumb, but this made me chuckle.

What I saw:

Endless Torment replied to the thread The Easy to Track Username Hall of Shame. There may be more posts after this.

What I read:

So and so replied to the thread The Easy to Torment Username Hall of Shame. There may be more posts after this.

 

[Vecna]

Naw, a lot of these are old accounts. People who should absolutely know better having read this thread and been around the forum. Although I guess the only lesson they seem to be learning is "I'm gonna be caught anyway guess I'll just go to easy-to-track and dump all my info there even though nobody was asking". I'd have just quietly changed my name and locked up my socials but, you know, whatever.

Exactly. The thing I’ve noticed is that messed up people have a penchant for posting absolutely everywhere they can for attention.
Validation-seeking and signal-boosting their degeneracy or mania for everyone to see but it’s their own downfall.
They might post on 4chan, but they’ll also have a compromised Xitter, a Kiwifarms, etc. etc.

 

[Harammurabe]

Imagine making an account 7 years ago to lurk only to randomly out yourself without a single person asking. This thread is comedy gold.

 

[DickMain]

This is why you go with the God-tier "look around and choose the first thing you see as your username".

The old advice is the best. Your username should either be so broad and unspecific that it returns multiple results, or not tie back to any names you've used elsewhere.

 

[clara red bottoms]

The old advice is the best. Your username should either be so broad and unspecific that it returns multiple results, or not tie back to any names you've used elsewhere.

That's why I considered Mohammed Johnson. So average~

 

[deathnoel71]

I have no hard reason to believe they are the same person other than using the same username, but a new sign-up @deathnoel71 intrigued me. I looked up his username and found a tiktok full of weird furry gooner shit:

https://www.tiktok.com/@deathnoel71

View attachment 7195567(wtf)
a reddit https://www.reddit.com/user/Deathnoel71/
View attachment 7195571 on r/Furcels lol
and this weird dating profile: https://www.lluvv.com/new-profile/826
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among some other random forum accounts.

normally i'd chalk something like this up to randomly using the same username as someone since that happens all the time, but the furry gooner shit makes it a little more interesting.

Hi fag

 

[Nome]

Hi fag

Okay can you please tell us your SSN now

 

[Advanced Garbage]

Did the database fuck up again or am I going crazy? I feel like a lot of posts ITT are missing from last night.

 

[TenMilesWide]

Did the database fuck up again or am I going crazy? I feel like a lot of posts ITT are missing from last night.

If it was a slapfight over someone's identity reveal, those posts may have been moved to a PG thread or containment zone for the user in question, that happens from time to time.

 

[Gravemind]

Did the database fuck up again or am I going crazy? I feel like a lot of posts ITT are missing from last night.

Or there could just be a lot of scrubbing.

 

[Vecna]

Did the database fuck up again or am I going crazy? I feel like a lot of posts ITT are missing from last night.

I think the whole Touhou offtopic posting got scrubbed