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- Mar 10, 2014
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- #1
This is the first thing you see when you click on "register." Not the form, not some ToS bullshit that you click I Agree on. This short block of text with a link contains all the basics you need to know to keep some level of privacy away from prying eyes when you participate on the site.
But of course I wouldn't be writing this shit if everyone actually followed what the warning said, and this thread would be a massive waste of my time. So instead I would like to take the wonderful opportunity to share, compile, and make fun of people who are clearly niggers who can't read. This thread more or less belongs to Animal Control due to the high volume of idiots who keep joining with their FUUUUURSONA name but in the interest of things I think we could do with an expansion if permitted.
To start off I'd like to take a moment to introduce you to a few retards myself and a couple others worked on while said retards made a fool out of themselves, starting with the one now with his own thread.
Andrei Tadrith Matryshka joined the farms on October 2020, trying to amass some autistic personal army because some furshit fallout mod drama was afoot and he wanted to see if we would take the bait and dox everyone involved. Instead he ended up getting outed as a fat fetish degenerate who faps to simba getting raped as a cub in his spare time. Ah yea, we're starting off strong today.
But not everyone gets a thread, because I'm fucking lazy and most of the time it's just not worth the trek through PG. Take these two absolute units for example:
This individual posted. Really that's it. Something about furries being lazy. Ironic huh? Well in any case now everyone knows he likes jerking off to dead animals, and that's pretty fucked up. I mean you'd think if your "interests" are fucked in the head even by furry standards you would MAYBE wanna sign up as literally anything else. No? Alright then!No one say anything yet, give me five minutes.
This is the third time some idiot's signed up with their real username. It's funny. It's exceptional. I love it. I'll keep this short and sweet.
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https://inkbunny.net/IcarusAresane - https://archive.ph/BTlCS (Useless as fuck but it's just for completion)
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e621 has a good amount of his art, and it's all necro.
https://e621.net/posts?tags=icarus_aresane - https://archive.ph/NFlOR
FA has even more necro.
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Renamon plushies. https://archive.ph/ShcJC
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Aaaaaaaand dead renamon pissing
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Unicorn Riot had a discord leak and he's in it.
https://discordleaks.unicornriot.ninja/discord/user/658275 - (Archive will come when it fucking shows up)
MSPaint dead dino foot fucking. That's all.
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This one is a bit of a weird explanation. See russian mirror sites for youtube also archive all the comments, even if they're deleted. This particular one showed up.
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Where did it show up?
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So in conclusion @Icarus Aresane take that revolver you showed off on FA and put it in your mouth you stupid sick fucking nigger.
This particular user had posted about Jason and Kaiber's future goblin child. For those who don't know anything about that, the last few pages starting here go a bit into it. As before, having a fucked up fetish is one thing, but a combination of making the same mistake as others have with name choices AND a birthing fetish while talking about some furry artist being pregnant with a possibly going to be neglected furbaby is just a big pot of bad vibes. He ended up doxed thoroughly by Spooky. It was funny.KnightWolfAlpha
ROBERT W KELLER
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The Name Is Knight I'm a streamer on twitch and a Source filmmaker render artist if ya like what I do check the prices and hit me u ...www.furaffinity.net
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(etc, you know how to use Google, someone has been kind enough to archive already, too)
Hi, Robert! Hope you enjoy your stay! You're here forever, etc.
addendum-no way in fuck i'm clicking this though...
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By no means is this OP going to focus on people who sign up just to defend themselves or clarify shit, even if they end up getting slapped around, because these people had no real intention of staying and it'd be a massive waste of my time to search through all of them. I want to focus on people who signed up intentionally to participate in a more permanent status here, but had made a really stupid ass move by refusing to read a goddamn thing. Frankly I would wonder why they even bother signing up to a site that requires reading if they refuse to read the first thing available to them but then again this thread wouldn't exist without the willing volunteers. I would suggest to anyone planning on signing up to perhaps make sure that they really don't have anything that will link back to them, or post anything that CAN link back to them easily.
Or don't. It's funnier that way.
Special thanks to @Trombonista if she moves this to a better spot, @Null for the warning no one fucking reads, @Spooky Bones for doing the thing I was too fucking lazy to do, and finally @Icarus Aresane and @KnightWolfAlpha for signing up with their usernames they use everywhere else, inspiring me to get off my ass and write something up to keep the off topic cluttering of individuals getting doxed to a dedicated thread. May this thread be seldom used for retards who can't read a simple text that says DON'T SIGN THE FUCK UP WITH THE SAME NAME YOU USE EVERYWHERE ELSE.
