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If autism was a face.
The Easy to Track Username Hall of Shame - Reading warning labels are for chumps.
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this dude looks like he's a 25$ tier 3 Twitch subscriber for at least two female streamers.
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fixed that for you buddy.
He's got the face of a power jannie, with 5 moppers underneath him MLM style. Illumafatti would love him.
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Even better, he buys merch from his favorite vtuber company. So really not too far off accept all his favorites stream on YouTube, I think anyways. Also dad might control his money/spending.
His favorite is Gawr Gura a loli-shark-girl. His profile being a picture of Gura crossed with an MLP pony on most sites showing his dedication to Gura and ponies.
I forgot to mention in my post but Nolan is also a politics sperg and gets in slap fights routinely as he's a big proponent of gay rights (he's Bisexual). Here's one of his most recent instances of getting quote tweeted/dunked on by I, Hypocrite a couple months back:
He will be at a Brony convention shortly, so for any Nolan watchers expect some good tweets whenever that happens.
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This thread was such a trip, and I enjoyed every page of it. lol Two lolcows threads were born here and a couple of idiots made their situation a lot worse posting in here.
I searched my username btw, only found a Tsar and a loving family man who was hated by the people, and then got blasted by dirty commies.
I searched my username btw, only found a Tsar and a loving family man who was hated by the people, and then got blasted by dirty commies.
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Nolan's disqus might be private, but all the comments are still extant, which means that they are easily accessible. A quick perusal tells us that he started actively spewing his sperggotry on his favorite weird brony pseudo-forum in august of 2016.
He was an autistically prolific poster within the site's morning discussions (MD) and nightly discussions (ND) threads for three years. And I don't just mean that he participated in these particular threads during a three year period. This nigga participated in two separate daily threads almost every day for three years. That's half the reason his disqus account has 135,754 posts.
'But wait,' you might be thinking, 'only three years?' Why did this obviously obsessed autist stop posting?
Well, in the OP for the 2000th edition of the Nightly Discussion thread, a special message was included:
HUHHH???????!?!? Why can't he participate anymore?!?!?!
I couldn't find any specific details about why or when he got banned, except that the final ban was sometime after this:
And no later than December 5 2019. If you're autistic enough to investigate, please do. I'm sure it's funny.
Pop Quiz!
What would you do if you were banned from your favorite website?
(A) Create another account and keep posting like a normal person
(B) Go to a splinter site filled with other people who were also banned
(C) Lurk without being signed in and message users off-site when you want to participate in the conversation
Nolan chose B + C. What a sperg.
(B)
He spent the next few (I think) years boringly blog posting (it wasn't very funny) on a functionally identical but also much shittier website, which seems to be the reincarnation of an even shittier dead gay website.
this socially retarded nigga was 18 whole years old
(C)
If you aren't familiar, disqus is basically a third-party comment section that can be embedded into a website. If you tag someone's disqus account they will be notified, no matter which website the comment section is embedded in. Nolan created his own private disqus comment section so that he could talk to people in the Equestria Daily discussion threads through trans-internet tagging. This man was reading messages on one website and replying to them on a different one. Highly spastic behavior.
Example:
There are nuggets of drama everywhere, like this, which probably leads something pretty funny:
But I've seen enough horse autism for one day.
also
his devices had parental controls at 17 lmao
He was an autistically prolific poster within the site's morning discussions (MD) and nightly discussions (ND) threads for three years. And I don't just mean that he participated in these particular threads during a three year period. This nigga participated in two separate daily threads almost every day for three years. That's half the reason his disqus account has 135,754 posts.
'But wait,' you might be thinking, 'only three years?' Why did this obviously obsessed autist stop posting?
Well, in the OP for the 2000th edition of the Nightly Discussion thread, a special message was included:
HUHHH???????!?!? Why can't he participate anymore?!?!?!
I couldn't find any specific details about why or when he got banned, except that the final ban was sometime after this:
And no later than December 5 2019. If you're autistic enough to investigate, please do. I'm sure it's funny.
Pop Quiz!
What would you do if you were banned from your favorite website?
(A) Create another account and keep posting like a normal person
(B) Go to a splinter site filled with other people who were also banned
(C) Lurk without being signed in and message users off-site when you want to participate in the conversation
Nolan chose B + C. What a sperg.
(B)
He spent the next few (I think) years boringly blog posting (it wasn't very funny) on a functionally identical but also much shittier website, which seems to be the reincarnation of an even shittier dead gay website.
this socially retarded nigga was 18 whole years old
(C)
If you aren't familiar, disqus is basically a third-party comment section that can be embedded into a website. If you tag someone's disqus account they will be notified, no matter which website the comment section is embedded in. Nolan created his own private disqus comment section so that he could talk to people in the Equestria Daily discussion threads through trans-internet tagging. This man was reading messages on one website and replying to them on a different one. Highly spastic behavior.
Example:
There are nuggets of drama everywhere, like this, which probably leads something pretty funny:
But I've seen enough horse autism for one day.
also
his devices had parental controls at 17 lmao
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@Nolan Crush was made aware of this thread and he DMed me, but locked the message preventing me from replying so I guess I'm going to do so here:
"How in the word did you find this info?" I knew it'd be simple as four other people said they found it without much work and that was years ago now. You have said your actual name is Nolan, you list you're from Ohio everywere, your twitter bio has DoB, and you're autistic enough to let all this information be true. The only piece left was your last name. That was found because you at some point made a snapchat with your last name and I presume used one of your nolancrush@whatever email addresses. When you want to find someone with realllllllly bad op sec all it takes is going to a website like idcrawl and imputting their username and it spits out all their details. Now sometimes, it isn't very accurate, but this is what I saw when I looked you up:
That was an odd surname to see, very rare. You have repeatedly stated all over the place that your sister is dead. On the partially archived disqus you provide a DoB and a DoD for her. Googling "Schlamersdorf" brings up her online obituary as one of the first results, comparing the details from that obituary to what YOU posted about her, it's a match and confirms the dox. Everything else is all voting records and whitepages bullshit. LinkedIn has STRONG seo as well.
"I keep this shit under lock and key." No you don't Nolan, dozens of people have told you that, and I think deep down you know that too.
Also here's an archive of you parents LinkedIn
dad: https://archive.is/TxfMg
mom: https://archive.is/UzUMX
e:
Nigger you care a lot. You just dmed me about how much you care. You're spooked and you aren't fooling anyone.
"How in the word did you find this info?" I knew it'd be simple as four other people said they found it without much work and that was years ago now. You have said your actual name is Nolan, you list you're from Ohio everywere, your twitter bio has DoB, and you're autistic enough to let all this information be true. The only piece left was your last name. That was found because you at some point made a snapchat with your last name and I presume used one of your nolancrush@whatever email addresses. When you want to find someone with realllllllly bad op sec all it takes is going to a website like idcrawl and imputting their username and it spits out all their details. Now sometimes, it isn't very accurate, but this is what I saw when I looked you up:
That was an odd surname to see, very rare. You have repeatedly stated all over the place that your sister is dead. On the partially archived disqus you provide a DoB and a DoD for her. Googling "Schlamersdorf" brings up her online obituary as one of the first results, comparing the details from that obituary to what YOU posted about her, it's a match and confirms the dox. Everything else is all voting records and whitepages bullshit. LinkedIn has STRONG seo as well.
"I keep this shit under lock and key." No you don't Nolan, dozens of people have told you that, and I think deep down you know that too.
Also here's an archive of you parents LinkedIn
dad: https://archive.is/TxfMg
mom: https://archive.is/UzUMX
e:
Nigger you care a lot. You just dmed me about how much you care. You're spooked and you aren't fooling anyone.
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IRONCLAD OPSEC
I get the feeling that this guy is far more autistic than your average pony + vtuber fan.
I get the feeling that this guy is far more autistic than your average pony + vtuber fan.
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Everytime I think Nolan couldnt be any more gayer, someone finds some of his older posts and I'm proven wrong.
@Bajilionaire oh nononono nolan is gonna get back at you, ur life is so over bro
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Alright I'll stop spammin Nolan shit after this post.
That image is the second link in this post on thelaw where Nolan was looking to get involved in a lolsuit over a cyber stalkin criminal. Sadly the first link doesn't exist anymore. For broader context, this relates to his mlp posting where a user (Lexi and others) would generally meme on Nolan and talk shit about his sister/call him names.
This image gives a tiny bit of further context as it references Lexi as well, I believe this is from that MLP splinter site but may be mistaken (highlights not by me).
Nolan saunters up to a law-help forum and schitzos sayin he's got proof and asks if he can he put the long dick of the law on his a-logs
Two post preview of Nolan REALLY not understanding the law. Really wish we got that lolsuit arc.
The rest of what I got is just another account. His MLP fan fiction account where he is still active and reading as of today. Sadly he does not post, but his bio states "I am an upcoming author. Hoping to be a bestseller, my stories will be sometimes dark. Along with scientific, adventurous, sad, grim, tragic and filled with drama." I truly hope he begins a career as an author. I could read his stunning prose all day.
Bonus Nolans, I bet you wanted to hear this guy huh?
Well here's his fucking mixtape
The above three pieces of media come courtesy of uquusquad over at TVA.
That image is the second link in this post on thelaw where Nolan was looking to get involved in a lolsuit over a cyber stalkin criminal. Sadly the first link doesn't exist anymore. For broader context, this relates to his mlp posting where a user (Lexi and others) would generally meme on Nolan and talk shit about his sister/call him names.
This image gives a tiny bit of further context as it references Lexi as well, I believe this is from that MLP splinter site but may be mistaken (highlights not by me).
Nolan saunters up to a law-help forum and schitzos sayin he's got proof and asks if he can he put the long dick of the law on his a-logs
Two post preview of Nolan REALLY not understanding the law. Really wish we got that lolsuit arc.
The rest of what I got is just another account. His MLP fan fiction account where he is still active and reading as of today. Sadly he does not post, but his bio states "I am an upcoming author. Hoping to be a bestseller, my stories will be sometimes dark. Along with scientific, adventurous, sad, grim, tragic and filled with drama." I truly hope he begins a career as an author. I could read his stunning prose all day.
Bonus Nolans, I bet you wanted to hear this guy huh?
Well here's his fucking mixtape
The above three pieces of media come courtesy of uquusquad over at TVA.
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Some quick insights on the lexi drama for posterity.
Don't read through it. It's not worth the time.
This gist is this: Nolan, an object of immeasurable autism, collides with Lexi, who is also an object of immeasurable autism. The result is a protracted campaign of gay drama.
Nolan claims that Lexi is secretly a man (probably true), harbors pedophiles oh his discord server (probably true), and has been generally dishonest and defamatory toward Nolan for years. Lexi claims that Nolan has been cyberstalking himself and others, manipulating himself and others, harassing himself and others, and acting psychopathically toward himself and others (thus perpetuating the gay drama) for years.
Who is correct? Both of them.
Who won? Neither of them.
A fairly typical Internet slapfight, all things considered. Much more boring that Nolan's solo shenanigans.
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Did he ever post about what his sister died from? She was only 20 and a pretty girl with a bright future. Hard to believe she had the same parents as this mouthbreathing, unibrowed autist.
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I'd kill myself too if I had such retarded brother. RIP.
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THE MLP COMMUNITY HAS FALLEN
MILLIONS MUST ENGAGE IN RANDOM DRAMA
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"Nolan, how could you!?" cries Twilight Sparkle, "That isn't the true meaning of friendship at all! You were meant to love and tolerate, not hate and racebait!"
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That boy ain't right.