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4chins is just extension of Reddit: the sanitized internet.

I see them as two forks of the same attempt at social engineering via "Dead Internet" skinner boxing: Reddit is more overtly about operant conditioning via the fake meritocracy of its karma system, tranny moderators trying to memory-hole reality itself, and 1,200 tech employees in San Mateo pretending to be every communist in the world, with all the garbage noise generated by this funneled engagement upsold as highly pertinent and valuable data for AI training, as well as "market research" for the world's most cynically demagogic marketing firms - despite being a site in which the vast majority of its registered accounts are either bots or long-inactive. Being a public company means that the most bald-faced shenanigans and attempts to bury scandals are yet to either come or come to light.

4chan, on the other hand, is a broken LEA honeypot in which topic curation is perfomed by a dozen Discord trannies scheduling who's going to continuously spam BBC and girldick threads for the sake of pushing non-astroturfed topics off the page, with compromised mods protecting the practice. The media and lifestyle boards in which BBC and girldick threads are disallowed are all seeded and astroturfed seething against specific brands and celebrities, for guilt-by-association sanctimony no different in principle from what you see on ResetEra and other cognitive distortion-driven communities serving to remind the rest of us that all luxury beliefs are paraphilias. The /tv/ board is interesting because it's still being used for the antagonism-marketing practices which backfired on Disney's, Fox's, HBO's, Amazon's, and Sony's tentpole franchises dating back to at least 2018 (bottom-rung "contributing" journalists for web periodicals paid to generate a particular story through stirring the pot by spamming threads shitting on media, for the sake of reporting negatively on the subsequent dogpiling; and all for the sake of reinforcing a boardroom executive's story intended to convince stockholders that "online trolls" are to blame for the market failure of the product, rather than the quality of the product they produced).

Of course, the "sanitized internet" extends well beyond those two - But it's all subdivided into farms and slaughterhouses for the practice of competing industries using novel forms of masturbation to seed the sentiment that one's preferred form of escapism should determine reality for others. Though I put the off-topic preamble in spoiler tags for the sake of all the readers who are just skimming the thread looking for their own name, I feel it helps flesh out why so many of the people who end up in this thread act so oblivious to the obvious consequence of publicly authoring their own misery: The engagement models of whichever skinner boxes they wandered in from have previously conditioned them to act out in the belief that they're no worse than anyone else and; therefore, unlikely to be singled out for egregious behavior. And they're being bred more complacent, all the time.
 
Hey cringe zoomerbro here. Two questions: a) who made this comic? (I'm betting some 4ch anon)
b) is this gonna be me in the future, even though i'm not a boomer?
Old anon of old /a/
Short answer is no you won't be like us, farms didn't have the impact of imageboards, no shitty memes, conventions, TED talks and massive raids that joined rival websites to go against big targets, that was my generation.
Last pillar of old internet kiwifarms embodies wu-wei; pure observation, inaction and accepting things as they are even if they make people MATI.

Generation alpha, beta and Delta are you to deal with and pull few away from censured gooner internet. We are long gone by that point, but don't forget you have saw and what did you learn.

It will be your turn make the best of it, lad.
 
How does it feel to recall memes before you had little sword fighters (NOT) sword fighters running around, do you feel old yet?

One day 4chan will shut down and Gramps NOT sword fighter will look at page not found page. BB toolbar is broken on mobile as such I can't add a title, but this comic is for you boomerbro to remember the fun we had together and the place that'll be gone like a shit post in spergatory.

Going back to this comic, the “Are you in the 2D Heaven we joked about?” is the part that always gets me for some reason…
 
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You suck at this. He had his name and his email in his bio and you didn't even notice.

Wesley Rodriguez
WesleyR.Odriguez@aol.com
Ehhhh, doesn't really hit as hard. Now that Peppermint Swirl guy, a.k.a. William T. Cannon of 183 NE Coachlight Drive (Topeka, KS 66617), is a banger. The very same William T. Cannon of 183 NE Coachlight Drive (Topeka, KS 66617) who registered here under the same username as his Xitter account, gets the rest of his socials uncovered by the Sharty, then gets his very own thread here on the Farms.

Its funny that William T. Cannon of 183 NE Coachlight Drive (Topeka, KS 66617) likes to play pretend as a Bri'ish genius, indulges in and masturbates to cartoon horses, engages in substance abuse, and has a hate boner for a certain Robloxian funny man.

As a word of caution for the neighborhood of Coachlight Drive, especially those living within the vicinity of William T. Cannon of 183 NE Coachlight Drive (Topeka, KS 66617), it'd be wise to hide your pets and farm animals, and to keep a sharp eye on the guy for any suspicious behavior. Also for the religious folk, William T. Cannon of 183 NE Coachlight Drive (Topeka, KS 66617) has a heretical practice named after himself.

For the educators of Rabun County High School, despite your best efforts to give William T. Cannon of 183 NE Coachlight Drive (Topeka, KS 66617) a bright future, he has ultimately turned out to be an embarrassment. This future is just as murky, especially when drug abuse (MDMA and LSD distributed by the homeless) is involved.

For the former classmates of William T. Cannon of 183 NE Coachlight Drive (Topeka, KS 66617), inquiring minds would like to know about any notable and bizarre behaviors about him during your school experiences.

As for the mother of William T. Cannon of 183 NE Coachlight Drive (Topeka, KS 66617), I'm sorry. Your son is a failure. I send prayers to your husband and your loved ones.
 
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Found more accounts and aliases of @Real Mayun / Alexander Page's
His name doesn't seem to be autofilling so he might be banned from the site now.
Negative Referral 2 / Natapage

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3rd Youtube channel, A
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User:AAE on the Cwcki
User:AAE on Rationalwiki

Banned from the latter and ragequit the former, but not before sperging about how Chris is actually a woman!
 
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