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@sW1chyboi is an Autistic pooject with a furry pfp made an account here with a very similar username. Gotta switch it up better than that folks.
Why are you a fat brown nigger?
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There's more but I don't know how to edit a quote into an already made post. But someone found his accounts across like 15 different sites
 
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There's more but I don't know how to edit a quote into an already made post. But someone found his accounts across like 15 different sites

@Relinquish nailed him.
 
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Go do a crime so you can embrace your inner mutt sugar plum in prison.
Faggot.
 
@sW1chyboi is an Autistic pooject with a furry pfp made an account here with a very similar username. Gotta switch it up better than that folks.




There's more but I don't know how to edit a quote into an already made post. But someone found his accounts across like 15 different sites
I'm 90% sure I've seen him before, on youtube at the very least.
How much I bet it's a troll account made by an a-log who decided to fuck with him? Maybe he's the real deal and he has some loose screws and thought it was a smart thing to announce his birthday, but I'm leaning towards my theory right now.

I also betcha afterwards he abandons the acct and we never see him again.
 
I'm 90% sure I've seen him before, on youtube at the very least.
How much I bet it's a troll account made by an a-log who decided to fuck with him? Maybe he's the real deal and he has some loose screws and thought it was a smart thing to announce his birthday, but I'm leaning towards my theory right now.

I also betcha afterwards he abandons the acct and we never see him again.
It seems like it IS him:
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Confirming his identity. I was 99% sure it was him, so you're welcome. I don't think it counts as touching the cow because it was obviously him and we all wanted to know what his deal was.
Now there's no question.
Thanks for your hard work, sir.

He apparently did it all on purpose.
 
@sW1chyboi you're a young kid with his future ahead of him, so here's some advice from a crusty old man:
  1. You do not want your name associated with this place. Sign up with a username not associated with any of your other accounts if you want to keep browsing here.
  2. Stop thirsting after trannies. They're men, and thirsting after them is gay.
  3. In fact, give up porn and the furry shit altogether.
  4. There's no shame in being a virgin, but you don't have to advertise it.
  5. Y'know what? Don't post anything on the internet unless you wouldn't mind your worst enemy reading it. The internet is forever, kid.
  6. Don't get mad at anything anyone says on the internet. Nobody here can affect your life unless you let them.
  7. Learn to laugh at yourself. We all act like faggots at some point. Laugh and move on. The past won't hold you back unless you let it.
  8. Treat your dog well. There's no surer way to make enemies online than revealing you abuse your dog.
You probably won't listen, but it won't be for my lack of trying. You're still young, you can still turn your life around. Or you can become a loser NEET like @Dyn. It's your choice.
 
@sW1chyboi you're a young kid with his future ahead of him, so here's some advice from a crusty old man:
  1. You do not want your name associated with this place. Sign up with a username not associated with any of your other accounts if you want to keep browsing here.
  2. Stop thirsting after trannies. They're men, and thirsting after them is gay.
  3. In fact, give up porn and the furry shit altogether.
  4. There's no shame in being a virgin, but you don't have to advertise it.
  5. Y'know what? Don't post anything on the internet unless you wouldn't mind your worst enemy reading it. The internet is forever, kid.
  6. Don't get mad at anything anyone says on the internet. Nobody here can affect your life unless you let them.
  7. Learn to laugh at yourself. We all act like faggots at some point. Laugh and move on. The past won't hold you back unless you let it.
  8. Treat your dog well. There's no surer way to make enemies online than revealing you abuse your dog.
You probably won't listen, but it won't be for my lack of trying. You're still young, you can still turn your life around. Or you can become a loser NEET like @Dyn. It's your choice.
You took the time and trouble to make him this nice birthday gift, and wrapped it up all pretty, but he's just gonna stick the bow down his pants and wipe his ass with the wrapping paper.
 
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