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Male Idiot said:
No. At least not any more than we share 99% DNA with chimps. If people shared all the DNA it would be clones and the ancestry sites wouldn't work, aaaaaakkkkkkccctttuaaaalllyyy.
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It's more almost 99%. Depending on whether you count useless DNA that isn't even used. I mean we've mapped the genomes. The differences are minimal in percentage, but vast in actual effect.
 
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There should be a retarded subforum for faggots who get caught to do these little AMA's. They're arguably entertaining/fascinating at times, but do shit up threads. I understand this would just encourage folks to fag it up, though.

I like interactive cows when they're not shitting up threads.
 
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Shitted Scaredless said:
There should be a retarded subforum for faggots who get caught to do these little AMA's. They're arguably entertaining/fascinating at times, but do shit up threads. I understand this would just encourage folks to fag it up, though.

I like interactive cows when they're not shitting up threads.
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Threadban here and have their very own containment thread, locking lolcows out of civilization and in their zoo like animals they want to be, users can interact with lolcows who have all of their features disabled.

Would take some work from feeder but in the long run to spare poor jannies to deal with massive backlogs and dozens of reports of any given sperg like our degenerate brony and furries ITT.

In case they make sock accounts autists are quick to out themselves sooner or later.
 
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Keeping the subjects of this thread from derailing it would really only require not tagging them here, I did that for Kaumak because he already had a mass debates thread for people to spit on him and he earned that thread for derailing.
 
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Gremperor said:
Keeping the subjects of this thread from derailing it would really only require not tagging them here, I did that for Kaumak because he already had a mass debates thread for people to spit on him and he earned that thread for derailing.
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Spergs have meltdowns that become unfunny as more and more Haram content, zoophilia, pedophilia or plain retarded schizophrenic meltdown. That wolffag started schizoposting then giving oh so hurtful stickers. He's banned off the site by now I think.
 
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I mean, yea. Obviously there are some who should be banned, especially when they break down and start posting things like that. There's been a few in the past though who take things relatively on the chin and such. And sometimes they get asked questions in threads that aren't really meant for it. Hence the idea for a "zoo" of sorts. As for restrictions on their privileges though, that would depend on site wide behavior like it does for the rest of us.

It'd be a lot of work to set up, but what with how many of us are either failing usernames or just outright halaling lately, it could be interesting. Of course I doubt it'd ever be made but it's a thought.
 
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Hence the idea for a "zoo" of sorts. As for restrictions on their privileges though, that would depend on site wide behavior like it does for the rest of us.
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Once upon a time, lolcows had their posting privileges restricted to a single containment thread where we could go and laugh at them. This general trend of easily doxed Zoomers joining is indicative of the general retardation that has gripped the new generation. There is simply too many for Null and his jannies to sweep into their own designated containment thread. Either they learn to hide their identities, or they fuck off back where they came from.
 
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Sexy Senior Citizen said:
Once upon a time, lolcows had their posting privileges restricted to a single containment thread where we could go and laugh at them. This general trend of easily doxed Zoomers joining is indicative of the general retardation that has gripped the new generation. There is simply too many for Null and his jannies to sweep into their own designated containment thread. Either they learn to hide their identities, or they fuck off back where they came from.
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Huh. Learn something new every day I guess.
 
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