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lol I was just about to call him out for it too, it's like he isn't even trying to seem different. Might as well have just named it "IDontDanceOnTrannyGraves" with the same avatar with the funny nose glasses on top. Another tell I didn't see pointed out was how he'll make a post in the funny pictures thread, wait until someone else posts, then post again right after, so it's "not doubleposting". Also, on both accounts, almost all of his posts are short 1–2 sentences that fit on one line.
 
I sat on this for a long time because I'm too lazy to archive all this bullshit, and because I didn't even find this stuff through an opsec failure so much as I guess technically stylometry, but also it's really funny and he's known that I know for a while now and has had every chance to DFE so fuck it, fair game.

Meet @Lunar Eclipse Paradox / @Solar Eclipse Paradox / Alex Hogendorp / BetterSkatez / depechemodefan1999 / KermisVoyager / KermisVoyager97 / KermisVoyager1997 / lainrenaissance / Rankin Inlet / ariaoftrauma / Funky The Clown / Vukmir Cilley / Chords of Brazil / Ebola Hunter / The Ushuaia Project / Johnny4Twenty / Poopy Farts Band / MC Ankaa / iAreEddie (?) / LilSteveMC (?) / Shitinyourlitterbox / SakuyaisBestName / SuperHypercane / Norilsk / AngelMorningStar / FortniteFan 232

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I'd like to take you all on this journey with me.

This all started because this exceptional individual absolutely could not stop sperging about some mangaka called Noushintou Hoshi:

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Eventually I got curious and googled the name and:

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Virtually nobody is talking about this mangaka, just @Lunar Eclipse Paradox, some individual named @ariaoftrauma, and a youtuber named KermisVoyager1997.

So I checked out the youtube channel (a), and:

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Note that as of three days ago there's a direct reference to kiwifarms, but there wasn't when I first stumbled on this 2-3 months ago. Back then, the first thing that I noticed was that this individual is extremely autistic, with a bizarre scattershot of interests all across the board, but also, like, videos where he dresses up as a clown and stands in front of a bathroom mirror and pretends to be a hacker clown who hacked himself. Second thing I notice is that there's a LOT of overlap between this sperg's special interests and the bullshit @Lunar Eclipse Paradox posts about -- investing in precious metals, learning multiple languages, really really ugly amateurish anime-style drawings, this mangaka that literally nobody else has ever heard of, etc. So already I'm pretty sure it's the same person. (It's also worth mentioning that he has deleted several videos from this channel already because one time he was trying to dunk on somebody having shitty opsec so I responded to him with a picture of himself flipping the bird and I think that spooked him but that just means I don't have to feel bad about laughing at whatever's still up. Also he was kind enough to archive them.)

Then I see this:

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Which, first of all, lol. Secondly, that's his pfp on kiwifarms.

So my next immediate thought is to check whether this is old news, so I search kf for "kermisvoyager1997", and:

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The name's been mentioned, but exclusively by @Lunar Eclipse Paradox himself -- twice in posts from 2022 where I guess he false flags as someone else to drum up interest in his own youtube channel? That or talks about himself in the third person, I don't know. Then again in 2023 where he admits that the channel is his. So alright cool he technically qualifies for this thread, I'm vindicated. But also that last post catches my attention:

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So it turns out that he's also interested in soundcloud rappers and apparently makes his own terrible music. The track has been deleted but it's attributed to Ebola Hunter, KermisVoyager1997, and LilSteveMC. The whole Ebola Hunter soundcloud seems to have been deleted but there's an absolute pissload of probably terrible music on spotify with autistic names like "Transphobic Trance" and really terrible deviantart anime drawings that I haven't even begun to listen to because at this point in the story I'm still on the toilet taking a shit:

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KermisVoyager1997 also has a spotify consisting solely of features on work from Ebola Hunter, Johnny4Twenty and something called The Ushuaia Project.

Spoiler alert, these are all the same fucking person.

At this point, it occurred to me that I hadn't even googled "KermisVoyager1997" yet, and:

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He wrote his own Wikitubia page (a). For his channel with 1500 subscribers. Listing his real name, sexuality and political views.

Sexuality​

On April 18, 2024. Despite being critical over LGBT indoctrination in Children schools and Children Toys and TV programs as well as transgender surgeries came out as Bisexual and expressed his interest in both boys and girls. He argued it's how he feels and he'd by lying if he were to say otherwise. He used to be critical on LGBT but has softened more on the LGBT community ever since and even criticized religious extremists for being homophobic.
lol

Politics​

Alex as of October 25, 2024 calls himself a liberal and has denounced Right-wing conspiracy theorists that he used to align with during the late 2010s and early 2020s. He calls said conspiracy theorists as abusive, disruptive, homophobic, racist and hypocritical and have the same mental age as the Social Justice Warriors they claim to disown. Alex wants to remain apolitical but has wanted Kamala Harris to win the 2024 US presidential election so he could laugh at Trump supporters. He's mentioned Donald Trump (A candidate he used to support before) as the worst US president. He's also denounced many conservative commentators he used to support in the past such as Paul Joseph Watson and The Alex Jones Channel.
LMAO

Anyway from this we can confirm that not only is he Ebola Hunter, Johnny4Twenty, and The Ushuaia Project, but he also has a whole other channel where he pretends to be a clown (a), as well as another where he talks in a Marge Simpson voice (a), and... look man I don't even know how to explain this, I'm just gonna let it speak for itself:


Okay now it gets weird.

His Wikitubia also mentions that he has a youtube account called Chords of Brazil [IV] (i'm not archiving more channels, somebody else can do it I'm over it). But he ALSO has another account called simply KermisVoyager (as opposed to KermisVoyager1997) which only has one video which is a video of two gay black men titled "Me and my boyfriend BetterSkatez/DepecheModeFan1999". However, when you search for "BetterSkatez" on Google, it lists ANOTHER account called Chords of Brazil [VI] (as opposed to Chords of Brazil [IV]). And indeed, going back to Chords of Brazil [IV], both of these channels use some variation of "@betterskatezdepechemodefan" in their url. So he's pretending to be yet another person who he's pretending to date in order to, I guess, drive more traffic to his other other channels?

And I know what you're thinking, and yes, there is a Chords of Brazil [II], [III], and [V], as well as [VII] and [VIII] and [IX] and oh thank god it ends at 9 (never found the first one) which not only confirm that @Lunar Eclipse Paradox is BetterSkatez / depechemodefan1999 but also further link to the accounts:
Important Announce! You do not wanna fuck with me! Do not flag this channel or any of my channels, This goes out to all you butthurt fags who cannot take a joke. If you do, I will find you, and do my best to ruin you fucking life to the point of suicide!
Susan Waluigi is a ugly, horse-faced man who hates free speech, this is an ordinary channel to discipline her!
This used to be an archives channel but YouTube keeps putting their filthy ebola cyst ridden dick up this channel like the fucking niggers they are. Expect this channel to be different this time. YouTube is not a place for uploads. And I encourage you hate on the cunts who run YouTube for harassing me. To all you motherfuckers who control YouTube! Get this through you thick fucking skull! Just become some content offends you or some other faggot nigger doesn't mean you get to fucking remove it! Freedom of speech motherfuckers! LEAVE MY FUCKING VIDEOS ALONE OR I WILL FUCK YOU OVER IN COURT!

Looking into the name BetterSkatez, there's
owo what's this?

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I present to you BetterSkatez, a 20-something burnout that has at least 8 youtube channels dedicated to sperging about how everything in the 2010s/2020 suck and how he claims for the past:
Hell, might as well be an unironic Deep Thoughts poster lmao

Oh so he has been discussed here before

Let me tell you about this guy @Solar Eclipse Paradox.
As he is someone who likes to talk about teen rape hentai games that are so much better than 2020s media, you might get the idea to find out more about him. And a simple search will get you this comment on an @MC ART song:
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If you follow that comment author, you see him proudly display his real name "Alex Hogendorp" on his soundcloud full of classics like "Roblox Rap".
And if you look up this name, you'll get his pixiv with art that's crude but with great descriptions to make up for it:
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(https://archive.ph/PoHHw, https://archive.ph/SFaxe)
Additionally, you find art that he also posted on KF.

And if you look even further you'll finally find this:
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Further confirmed by a gab account and him showing off his art on YouTube:

LMFAO HE GOT CALLED OUT BY @byuu

That seems to be the extent of the discussion until now though, I think everything I posted is new.

Then there's this:

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Anyway, I'm turning over the reigns now, I can't fucking do this anymore, I swear every time I try to tell someone about this guy I wind up finding more shit, it never ends.

But just to bring it all back around to the beginning: as this sperg's MO seems to be creating fake identities to fight with himself on the internet, it's entirely possible that there never was a Noushintou Hoshi in the first place, and it's just another fake identity he made up to fake drama with in order to get people to look at his youtube videos. In which case, uh, congrats? But I don't know, I don't speak moon rune. What a fucking mongoloid.

@Lunar Eclipse Paradox: Please, I implore you. Log off.

Other channels that I'm pretty sure are him:

Also, coming back to LilSteveMC from like a fucking hour ago jesus christ, there seem to be two "LilSteveMC"s, (https://www.youtube.com/@LilSteveMC/videos , https://www.youtube.com/@lilstevemcofficial/videos) one of which does exclusively minecraft parody songs and the other seems to make original songs such as "Goth Toes", "cock dealer" and "I like dick". I'm not sure if either of these people are also @Lunar Eclipse Paradox or if this is the one single instance of him actually collaborating with another living breathing human being instead of a sock account, but either way it's worth mentioning because funy.
 

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Fantastic job! I applaud you.
@Lunar Eclipse Paradox , I implore you, if you're that fucked up in the head and stop munching on internet addiction and weaponize the Farms as your own personal diary, it's simple, kindly log off and make a change to yourself instead of embarrassing yourself on different usernames, yet recognizable pattern.

Simply, again, Log Off.
 
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Huh, I thought this guy was Chinese the whole time, based on an argument about China we had once. If I ever get the urge to discuss myself in the third person here unprompted, I'm pretty sure I'll be able to interpret that as a sign of significant mental deterioration and just fucking kill myself instead.
This makes me scared someone is going to find my clown videos based on my writing type. I better tighten up.
I know, right? Having clown videos is normal, but making them public like this is just weird.
 
Meet @Lunar Eclipse Paradox / @Solar Eclipse Paradox / Alex Hogendorp / BetterSkatez / depechemodefan1999 / KermisVoyager / KermisVoyager97 / KermisVoyager1997 / lainrenaissance / Rankin Inlet / ariaoftrauma / Funky The Clown / Vukmir Cilley / Chords of Brazil / Ebola Hunter / The Ushuaia Project / Johnny4Twenty / Poopy Farts Band / MC Ankaa / iAreEddie (?) / LilSteveMC (?) / Shitinyourlitterbox / SakuyaisBestName / SuperHypercane / Norilsk / AngelMorningStar / FortniteFan 232

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2021fags lost.
@dick brain Good job on this 'oxxing. :gunt:
 
Now I have a new fear of some Bizarro version of someone using Liam Dees on some other place that I don't know about and don't wish to know about to implicate me in a massive conspiracy against me specifically, because I am secretly a Narudo One Piss protagonist.

(this is a joke)
 
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Now I have a new fear of some Bizarro version of someone using Liam Dees on some other place that I don't know about and don't wish to know about to implicate me in a massive conspiracy against me specifically, because I am secretly a Narudo One Piss protagonist.
You think that's bad? I have a Wikipedia user counterpart, which is probably a tranny. :cryblood:
 
You think that's bad? I have a Wikipedia user counterpart, which is probably a tranny. :cryblood:
Yeesh, may God have mercy on you my friend.

Also just saw the @Lunar Eclipse Paradox effortpost. I never wanted to say it to his face because I didn't want to be discourteous. But his art blows. And he is one of the most frequent posters in the Post Your Art thread. I didn't have constructive advice, so I said nothing.

He draws characters that are armless too, quite often. That man has a deeply upsetting aura about him that you can feel even with his crappy art. This, coming from a guy who doesn't even draw good.
 
Meet @Lunar Eclipse Paradox / @Solar Eclipse Paradox / Alex Hogendorp / BetterSkatez / depechemodefan1999 / KermisVoyager / KermisVoyager97 / KermisVoyager1997 / lainrenaissance / Rankin Inlet / ariaoftrauma / Funky The Clown / Vukmir Cilley / Chords of Brazil / Ebola Hunter / The Ushuaia Project / Johnny4Twenty / Poopy Farts Band / MC Ankaa / iAreEddie (?) / LilSteveMC (?) / Shitinyourlitterbox / SakuyaisBestName / SuperHypercane / Norilsk / AngelMorningStar / FortniteFan 232
Breaches:
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Email: alexhogendorp@live.ca

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That clown video is so cripplingly autistic that I had to go and archive it. I hope it's featured in the OP of his thread because this perfectly shows what an unique specimen he is.
Preservetube archive.
The Kermit, clown and cilley channels are all archived already unless I fucked it up somehow. If somebody feels the need to archive the other channels like Chords of Brazil IV with its twenty eight thousand videos of fucking nothing be my guest but I didn't see anything funny on them, just a few things with heavy alantutorial vibes. There's probably funnier shit in his archive.org accounts since it seems like he purges videos pretty regularly.

Also I wasn't quite sure the Penis Video Game Nerd channel was his until I read the description:
The official channel of The Penis Video Game Nerd. The channel owned by the Chinese Communist Party. Since Tik Tok is getting banned in the United States, we will hypnotize the Americans with a mascot. Fuck You Kikes at YouTube for not letting me use Penis in my name! You faggot nigger coons!

EDIT: LMFAO
A collection of mostly satirical videos done by KermisVoyager1997. One of the greatest and most memorable channels on YouTube. Often regarded as the Frank Zappa of YouTube. KermisVoyager1997 made videos since July 15, 2015. Originally started out as a satirical troll channel that pretends to hate PewDiePie turned into a comedian before YouTube began to give her penalties because YouTube doesn't get the joke which led her to break character and make Public Service Announcements putting emphasis on the unraveling hell that globalists inflict onto the people. This is a collection of almost every video she ever posted and they need to be preserved because it means so lot to me as I watched her videos growing up. KermisVoyager1997 now released all her videos into the Public Domain and she wants everyone to reproduce these videos as much as she wants.
She/her pronouns in his archive.org description of himself while pretending to be someone else.
It's a fucking 30GB archive for the Kermit channel alone. It never ends.
 
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Meet @Lunar Eclipse Paradox
Yeah this was pretty much inevitable lol, I found some of his stuff a while back and didn't post it because I felt bad for him but I knew he'd end up here sooner or later.
 
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