The Easy to Track Username Hall of Shame - Reading warning labels are for chumps.

[Lords Greatsword]

>Number 5 - koishi
Astaghfiruallah this nigga must be stoned to death

I already explained my case here:

It just so happens that some other guy with similar interests with me got outed as me, but this is all a huge coincidence like it happened with @Tri-Tachyon'sClown a few months back. I hope this gets cleared soon.

Bold strategy, let's see how it plays out.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

I'll never understand why people feel the need to post their kink lists online. But please do and remember to link all your socials so the spoiled kiwis have less work to do.

I put it all in this video. Might as well get the doxing and humiliation over with.

 

[NvII iS 8ulLt f0R 88C]

This video was age restricted, so I had to screen record the video.

I enjoyed the thick Greek accent, would forcefully recommend. My nigga is down bad, somebody get some jap bitches on xis dick.

 

[Dan of Steel]

So what I've learned other than laughing a lot from this thread is two things:
1. To not get dabbed on, don't use Discord, make accounts on fucking pornsites of all things, Twitter, etc etc where your username/email from here can get tied back to you.
2. (most importantly) Don't be such an unlikable cunt to the point that your fellow KF users are motivated to try and find these things.
It's insane how low of a bar both of these are to clear, but coming back to this thread always shows me how retarded some people truly can be.

 

[Maxwell Carter]

He also has a... insect x human breeding kink. (EVEN MORE NSFL)

I did not know this existed.

Fuck my life.

 

[Lovely Kin]

To not get dabbed on, don't use Discord,

The most important thing, discord is full of degenerates and I hate how modders move their shit to discord instead of a simple forum link. I'm baffled he even thought he made a porn site account of all things.

 

[Generic Anime Girl]

Remember Kiwis: Touhou, not even once

being a true and honest female touhou fan is a curse. Do not fuck the little girls! Eww!

 

[DickMain]

So what I've learned other than laughing a lot from this thread is two things:
1. To not get dabbed on, don't use Discord, make accounts on fucking pornsites of all things, Twitter, etc etc where your username/email from here can get tied back to you.
2. (most importantly) Don't be such an unlikable cunt to the point that your fellow KF users are motivated to try and find these things.
It's insane how low of a bar both of these are to clear, but coming back to this thread always shows me how retarded some people truly can be.

I've found you and your band, mister, and after I'm done listening to Aja you're in big trouble.

 

[CallmeCicada]

I did not know this existed.

Fuck my life.

You're blessed that this is the worst one you know about.

 

[clara red bottoms]

I already explained my case here:

It just so happens that some other guy with similar interests with me got outed as me, but this is all a huge coincidence like it happened with @Tri-Tachyon'sClown a few months back. I hope this gets cleared soon.

If I had a nickle for every time this happened...

 

[TenMilesWide]

I'll never understand why people feel the need to post their kink lists online.

Chronic masturbation causes brain damage, memory problems. Imagine how difficult it would be to just forget your long and detailed list of degenerate kinks? It'd be like the guy in memento forgetting all the stuff that happened with his ex-wife, can't be having it.

 

[CallmeCicada]

@Stoner Miko don't use @Tri-Tachyon'sClown's situation to hand wave yours away, you're also probably giving @Tri-Tachyon'sClown PTSD flashbacks by @ing him in the HoS thread. You should apologize to @Tri-Tachyon'sClown when he sees your post. Stop @ing @Tri-Tachyon'sClown.

 

[1994 Honda Civic]

I guess I should also give a little something to share regarding the Stoner Miko thing.

Several months ago in the CW thread, there was a little mention of a Touhou ASMR series done by an Italian chick in one of the post updates. Stoner Miko, in light of seeing one of the mini cows listening to the videos, did say that one of his friends commissioned the final one featuring the Byakuren character.

Go to the description of the video and you'll see that it was requested by a user named Sotos, the same one that Sperg Spectating archived and linked on his post. There can't be many people who go by the online alias that also happen to be Greek, right?

Rather interesting that this is what it is but let's continue. I asked him if his friend is aware of one of the cows whose also obsessed with the character. He replied with no and that Sotos, his friend, does not have an X account nor a Kiwi Farms one. Strange to say if it really is what we're suspecting.


Assuming that these two are not the same person, it's very bizarre to think that ByakEnjoyer and Stoner Miko happen to share similar interests like as if Greece consists of clones of the same guy with different names. I don't know exactly how many Greeks are into Touhou but if what Ed Special implied with the charts is correct, that can't really be a big number knowing how obscure the series still is on the scale of the whole internet.

Honestly @Stoner Miko, I'm at a complete loss that you're still going to try saying that it isn't you when the connections seem to make too much sense. You could own up to it now but accept that most of the 2hu community will just run a chain-blocker on your ass while we're watching on the corner. I recommend that you leave it all behind to protect your prospects of job security though.

I don't really hate you, but I am more than disappointed that this is what went down. As TreatedSilk stated earlier, make your choice while you're still lurking around. Unless you can absolutely prove with hard evidence that those accounts are not yours, I don't blame everyone else for thinking that this is piss-poor OPSEC.

Edit: Okay, at least you did own up to the mistake. You're still rather strange but who isn't on this site? After saying all this though, please seek Jesus. The Orthodox kind I mean. Not the Mormon one, ya dunce!

 

[Stoner Miko]

Lying about everything will only make my haram thread bigger, so well, with everything put under careful consideration after a lukewarm shower, here it goes:

Hello everyone, my name is Sotiris. I go by Sotos since it's a shortening of Sotiris. You may have seen me around the internet as Byakuren Enjoyer. I came to the Farms so I could sperg without my identity being revealed to anyone, because I frankly don't care about what you guys would do to me, as long as the far-left of Twitter and the likes don't know it's me. But well, that safety's off now, so it's better to just man up and say the truth than try to stall it from everyone. @Arrival and @Sperg Spectating, I am not holding it against you whatsoever. You have done your duties as true and honest Kiwi Farmers, and I can never hate you for it.
And now that my veil's off, let me clear some stuff up:

He has a Rule 34 account.

You found my porn accounts. Recently I was thinking of DFEing them before the inevitability of this OPsec, but it's too late for that now... It's on me for being so fucking retarded to do anything. Truth is, I only visit the site rarely because with all the degenerate shit in there, there are a few hidden gems, somehow. I have a whole blocklist with that kind of degenerate stuff too so that I don't have to see it. I admit that I have a problem with pornographic images, but I am trying to fight it every day. I shouldn't have even opened those accounts under my actual name, a mistake that when I realized it, it was already far too late to undo. Part of the reason I came to this site, aside from how hilarious it is, was to see how porn addicts act so I could never act like them. And speaking of that:

have saved the best for last folks. Do you hate trannies? Well, Sotiris does. However when I was looking through his posts on his accounts, he seemed almost exactly like the trannies in the touhou fandom that he hates.
No, he didn't troon out, however he has a futanari fetish. (NSFL) (L) (A)

He also has a... insect x human breeding kink. (EVEN MORE NSFL) (L) (A)

My nhentai account got compromised long ago, and this is how I find out about it? I never even fucking knew that's what it was used for. I should have known better to just leave it to whoever was unknownlingly using it. I can't stress it enough: My nhentai account isn't mine anymore. What the fuck even are those doujins? I would never even look at any of these tags whatsoever...!

Anyways, I am sorry I turned out to be such a fucking disappointment. I am not gonna sperg out like Gordon, Talbott or Alex, I am going to own up to this mistake and act accordingly. This OPsec fail is on me, and I should have seen it coming. I should have acted long before because I didn't expect for this to come so soon. I am not here to argue with any of you, I am here to make threads on Blake "Izayoi" Tait and Michael Zannis / Hayate Kirino, and that's that. Thank you all for your time reading this, I hope you learned an important lesson in operational security, AKA not being me, Sotiris Katsoulieris of Greece.

 

[Sperg Spectating]

Hello everyone, my name is Sotiris.

God fucking damn nigga, you really had me for a moment. I was just about to make a post about how it might be possible you two were close highschool friends.

Semper Fi nigga, I hope your opsec improves with your future sock o7.

most importantly) Don't be such an unlikable cunt to the point that your fellow KF users are motivated to try and find these things.

I never said I disliked Sotiris. I just found it funny how someone who followed my antics (doxing people with terrible opsec) happened to be someone with terrible opsec. Hating trannies while having a futa fetish is also hillarious.

My nhentai account isn't mine anymore. What the fuck even are those doujins? I would never even look at any of these tags whatsoever...!

Oooook then. Interesting strategy. Lets see how this one plays out.

 

[Jex]

Touhoufags are up there with danganronpafags for being unhinged walking red flags. You’re down with loli and futa but insect fucking is over the line? Right.

 

[Xev]

Is this retard for real? Does he think he got ahead of shit? Bro just straight up admitted to having a porn addiction but oh no no all that degenerate shit about trannies and insect breeding (?) that's not him, he was hacked! Can you believe it, porn account hacked ages ago, because that makes sense...not buying it. There is much worse to come. Have at it @Sperg Spectating

 

[alphabetnigger]

Who steals some random porn account..? To what end?

 

[TenMilesWide]

Oooook then. Interesting strategy. Lets see how this one plays out.

"guys no I only signed up for this porn account to read touhou doujins, I have no idea about these extreme tags I must've been hacked." is such a wonderful save, I'm sure you wouldn't find any touhou doujins with any obscene content like that... right?

 

[PaperRoads]

Who steals some random porn account..? To what end?

That hacker foresaw everything! He knew @Stoner Miko would get exposed on Kiwifarms and he planted these comments there. You gotta believe him, he was framed!!!