The Elder Scrolls

[Spooky Dogwood]

I'm not buying the game, but this might be the impetus I need to finally get a 1660, so I can actually test this crap with the minimally required hardware. Does anyone with decent specs still get smudged looking textures?

 

[Prophetic Spirit]

So, the remaster gonna get lootboxes?
If true, lol lmao.

 

[FedPostalService]

I shouldn't be kicked out of a tavern for saying that whilst Khajiit make up 13% of the population of Cyrodiil yet it is strange that the commit 50% of the crimes. You thinking I meant to say Redguard makes you the racist.

 

[Prophetic Spirit]

I'm not buying the game, but this might be the impetus I need to finally get a 1660, so I can actually test this crap with the minimally required harone with decent specs still get smudged looking textures?

Why just play the OG game with lightning textures?

 

[>IMPLYING]

Made a female wood elf but she sounds like a man. Have I accidentally signed up for troon roleplaying and will Todd give me my money back?

Does the 'showracemenu' console command still work? That's a fix if you're playing on PC potentially.

 

[Prophetic Spirit]

Oh right.
Can somebody tell me when transforming into a vampire and get the age bug in the remaster?
Thanks.

 

[Spooky Dogwood]

Why just play the OG game with lightning textures?

Because the Oblivion mod scene has been on life support for years and I see this release as a possible new frontier for my particular brand of autism.

 

[Prophetic Spirit]

Because the Oblivion mod scene has been on life support for years and I see this release as a possible new frontier for my particular brand of autism.

Man, don't do it.
I know it's hard fighting against your autism self but i know you can stop this consom madness.

 

[I just need to Sneed]

Whats the copy protection like? Worth a pirate?

 

[Smack Patrick]

Don't like a game company but like/wanna try the game?
Pirate it. Simple as.

You get to soy out on your vidya games AND fuck over the game devs by not buying the game.
Done that for CK2, CK3, Stellaris, and all their overpriced-should've-been-base-game DLC.

 

[StacticShock]

FUCKING.
RUINED.

 

[Tablet County]

FUCKING.
RUINED.

Okay that's the clincher.
0/10
DOGSHIT
KILL TODD HOWARD RIGHT NOW

 

[LucienLachance]

Whats the copy protection like? Worth a pirate?

it's just the basic steam install stuff, no DRM
worth pirating, torrents were up almost right after the release yesterday so it should be an easy find

 

[Samuel Fuller]

Bro the UE5 engine "look" is so fucking bad, how can anyone working on the game go "yeah this is fine".
Every UE5 games looks the exact same, same bad global illumination, same bad dithered hair and transparency that looks like ass fuck, same shitty TAA that makes my eyes bleed, same shitty shadows that leave ghost trails, and the fucking god awful plastic faces every UE5 game suffers from.

I fucking HATE UE5

This is complete and utter bullshit.

Unreal Engine games do not all look the same unless they are using mass-produced assets, and the ones that don't, and that have good art direction, look great.

Any tool is only as good as the craftsman using it, and game engines are no different.

 

[SoyLifter33]

Can my 3080ti run this game?

 

[Smack Patrick]

FUCKING.
RUINED.

Okay that's the clincher.
0/10
DOGSHIT
KILL TODD HOWARD RIGHT NOW

Don't worry guys, they kept in the heckin' funnyrino upboat worthy mistake dialogue.

Edit: Thanks for the Kiwi Coins kind stranger!

 

[Tablet County]

Don't worry guys, they kept in the heckin' funnyrino upboat worthy mistake dialogue.

Edit: Thanks for the Kiwi Coins kind stranger!

You're gay.

 

[BradeRunna]

This is insultslop. I think somebody's missing his daily Risperdal.

Wow, you must really take Risperdal for your bad case of autism induced irritability because you are fucking triggered as fuck. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

 

[Bill's Due]

>125 gb
>poor AI
>troon sex selection at CHaracter Creation

It's all the same, bros. I'm tired, boss.

 

[Tablet County]

[UNINTELLIGIBLE AUTISM SOUNDS]

What's that @Night Crawler?

Now fuck off and go tell your mommy it's Risperdal time. LOL

While doing that you can also fuck off up stairs and tell your mommy it's time for Risperdal. LOLOLOLOLOL

Fuck off and go tell your mommy it's time for your dosage of Risperdal you autistic nigger. LOLOLOLOL

Fuck off faggot and go tell your mommy you need your Risperdal. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

That's what happens when you don't take your Risperdal.

It's because they didn't get their daily dose of Risperdal from their mommy.

Lack of Risperdal and tendies. Mommy fucked off to the bar. LOL

No Risperdal and tendies make captain autismo faggots crazy. LOL

What's wrong little faggots? Did your mommies not give you your Risperdal this morning? LOLOLOLOLOL

Looks like we got two more little autistic faggots here didn't get their dose of Risperdal.

That wouldn't happen if you would just take your fucking Risperdal when your mommy gives it to you.

Step one: Get up off your fat ass

Step Two: Go walk up the stairs

Step three: Ask your mom for your Risperdal

Step four: Take the Risperdal and swallow it this time

What's wrong faggot? Did your mommy not give you your Risperdal again? That autism induced irritability is a bitch isn't? Now fuck off and go touch some grass you fucking loser. LOLOLOLOLOLOL

Fuck off retard. Go tell your mommy it's Risperdal time. LOL

Like taking their Risperdal when their moms give it to them instead of flushing it down the toilet.

Now get up off your fat fucking pimple covered ass and go upstairs and tell your mommy it's time for your Risperdal. LOL

Aww, mummy must've forgotten to slip a happy pill into your hot pocket this morning. LOLOLOLOLOLOL