The Elder Scrolls

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You know another cool thing about going back to Skyrim? Bikini armor. You just can't get that in modern western games. Whenever the game starts to slow down, I can just put on some Forsworn armor and make a day out of it.
Glad it's not just me that thinks they wear the armor very well. "Hey, Serana, check out this neat armor I picked up off some heathen! I adapted it just for you!" I can't be the only one who does this.
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Reminder that Bikini Armor is canon.
Merfags only dropped the homo just so they could pick it up again and call it “arcane arts”. Get clubbed you piss elves.
Considering Breton are half-mer, are they half-homo? Speaking of Breton, wish they had more going on, coolest thing they got was in that Online expansion (and even then the coolest thing from that is the cinematic trailer "too angry to die" knight) which isn't much. Then again if Bethesda decides to do more with the Breton I expect them to botch it up because "cool things are too hard to implement, better retcon them."
 
Considering Breton are half-mer, are they half-homo? Speaking of Breton, wish they had more going on, coolest thing they got was in that Online expansion (and even then the coolest thing from that is the cinematic trailer "too angry to die" knight) which isn't much. Then again if Bethesda decides to do more with the Breton I expect them to botch it up because "cool things are too hard to implement, better retcon them."
Bretons were only gay for the money (elf genes and status). At best they're fundamentalists in elven homosexuality.
 
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Their gameplay streams from a few months ago were just a few hours of running around the (very pretty) environment with occasional dialog with NPCs. I'm still not believing they'll get it out in 2025 like they keep saying. For as plodding as Skywind's development is, at least they show proper gameplay in their trailers and streams.
I think Skyblivion has the advantage of mostly just attempting to port Oblivion as it was into the Skyrim engine.
Skywind wants to recreate Morrowind in Skyrim as detailed in lore and with how it felt to play Morrowind back in 2003.
For comparison Morroblivion managed to port Morrowind into Oblivion and make some minor tweaks in a few years.
Skyblivion seems far more comfortable than Skywind with letting a boring area in Oblivion remain boring in Skyblivion.
No attempt at recreating First Edition Guide to the Empire Cyrodil in Skyrim
 
I think Skyblivion has the advantage of mostly just attempting to port Oblivion as it was into the Skyrim engine.
Skywind wants to recreate Morrowind in Skyrim as detailed in lore and with how it felt to play Morrowind back in 2003.
For comparison Morroblivion managed to port Morrowind into Oblivion and make some minor tweaks in a few years.
Skyblivion seems far more comfortable than Skywind with letting a boring area in Oblivion remain boring in Skyblivion.
No attempt at recreating First Edition Guide to the Empire Cyrodil in Skyrim
That's why they'll always be better than BS, dev wise. The Skyblivion devs are faggots with their priority straight. The BS devs are a chaotic mess of troonery that'll absorb people working on similar projects before grinding them down and throwing them and their work away to get rid of competition. Oh the horror stories.
 
You know another cool thing about going back to Skyrim? Bikini armor. You just can't get that in modern western games. Whenever the game starts to slow down, I can just put on some Forsworn armor and make a day out of it.
You know another cool thing about going back to Daggerfall? Removing all your armor and letting your micropenis just swing freely. You just can't get that in modern western games. Whenever the game starts to slow down, I can just remove my dude's pants and make a day out of it.
 
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I feel like that fact that Vivec is a fantasy Pajeet explains a lot about him, why does he let others suffer, they are casteless and are thus not his problem,
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why did he murder Nerevar and use break his oath to Azura not to use the tools, A light skinned woman with big boobs and red hair told him to.
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why does he deny the Nerevarine until the last possible moment even though he knows that Azura will get the last laugh and it is the only way to defeat Dagoth Ur. like a street shitters he is absurdly proud and full of himself
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All jokes aside, I worry TES VI will remove a lot of the fun racial dynamics of Tamriel because a bunch of 300lbs sheboons and Troons are going to throw a chimpout if they have anything that might reflect that NIGGERS are inferior to Whites.
 
Elderscrolls can always have racism thanks to having races that are all actually different, and they'll keep using the elves(+orcs) and beasts to deliver it. The issue is they'll just get more and more faggoty with THE MESSAGE™️ when doing it. We'll end up getting actual troons too, and people will swallow it because magic obviously.
 
All jokes aside, I worry TES VI will remove a lot of the fun racial dynamics of Tamriel because a bunch of 300lbs sheboons and Troons are going to throw a chimpout if they have anything that might reflect that NIGGERS are inferior to Whites.
This was the real reason they removed attributes. Because you can't have Redguards having the lowest intelligence.
 
You know another cool thing about going back to Daggerfall? Removing all your armor and letting your micropenis just swing freely. You just can't get that in modern western games. Whenever the game starts to slow down, I can just remove my dude's pants and make a day out of it.
You jest but Daggerfall probably has the absolute best customization and clothing options out of the series. I'd like to play it but the idea of a game so big it would take multiple IRL days to get from one side to another is a little daunting.
 
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