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So are people still making ad money by claiming there's an Oblivion remake coming?

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Übertroon said:
So are people still making ad money by claiming there's an Oblivion remake coming?

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Bethesda did remove the non-GOTY edition of Oblivion but my theory is that they'll pull Oblivion off of Steam all together to fuck with Skyblivion since it will require the original game. Bethesda in 2025 is retarded enough to do that.
 
Mr. Racewar1488 said:
Bethesda did remove the non-GOTY edition of Oblivion but my theory is that they'll pull Oblivion off of Steam all together to fuck with Skyblivion since it will require the original game. Bethesda in 2025 is retarded enough to do that.
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Man, that's low. Even for them.
 
Scarlett Johansson said:
We'll all be dead and gone. The people that will play it will not have been conceived yet
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Something that isn't talked about enough is the gradual departure of TES from the vidya zeitgeist. By the time TES6 comes out, there will be people who will be coming of age who were conceived after Skyrim's release. Skyrim might still be one of the most popular games on Steam but there are a lot of kids who only know it as the game their dad used to play. As Bethesda continues to casualize their releases, while it certainly affects the already ruined and still relevant Fallout less, one has to wonder if they've realized the TES audience is primarily "older" gamers. Catering to zoomers who have never really dipped their toes into the games is a gamble that I'm not sure if they can afford after Starfield's failure to cement Bethesda's place in the current landscape.

On the flip side, you have fans who've observed the rape of Fallout and the disaster that was Starfield, and think to themselves that they're just going to sit TES6 out as there are zero indicators it's going to be anything short of the same treatment Fallout received, this time coded by curryshits fluent in nothing besides chatgpt. They waited too long. Todd cannot help himself but to create thousand man frankenteams who take the better part of a decade to release a game that has no content.
 
Asian tech support said:
Something that isn't talked about enough is the gradual departure of TES from the vidya zeitgeist. By the time TES6 comes out, there will be people who will be coming of age who were conceived after Skyrim's release. Skyrim might still be one of the most popular games on Steam but there are a lot of kids who only know it as the game their dad used to play. As Bethesda continues to casualize their releases, while it certainly affects the already ruined and still relevant Fallout less, one has to wonder if they've realized the TES audience is primarily "older" gamers. Catering to zoomers who have never really dipped their toes into the games is a gamble that I'm not sure if they can afford after Starfield's failure to cement Bethesda's place in the current landscape.

On the flip side, you have fans who've observed the rape of Fallout and the disaster that was Starfield, and think to themselves that they're just going to sit TES6 out as there are zero indicators it's going to be anything short of the same treatment Fallout received, this time coded by curryshits fluent in nothing besides chatgpt. They waited too long. Todd cannot help himself but to create thousand man frankenteams who take the better part of a decade to release a game that has no content.
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It's also the worry that the long development time of TES6 will mean it brings a lot of baggage with it from the dark woke slop times.

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Breadbassket said:
Elder Scrolls fans that don't play ESO are like thirsty men in the desert yearning for any drop of water they can get. Its been 14 years since the last game.
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I gave up about 3 years ago? Maybe 4? I forget when I saw starfield and said "fuck it these retards can't do anything right anymore."
I've gone from dying of thirst in the desert to ascendancy and meditating like Vivec casting off my wants and needs and just playing Morrowind / Oblivion / Daggerfall and dolling out deep wisdom like, "Current Bethesda are incapable Niggers that don't even know how to cook a Kwama egg."

Asian tech support said:
On the flip side, you have fans who've observed the rape of Fallout and the disaster that was Starfield, and think to themselves that they're just going to sit TES6 out as there are zero indicators it's going to be anything short of the same treatment Fallout received, this time coded by curryshits fluent in nothing besides chatgpt.
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You have described me.
 
Übertroon said:
So are people still making ad money by claiming there's an Oblivion remake coming?

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There's 100% never going to be a remake of the original games because if you remade them you would have to let people know that those other writers besides a meopaguru and a meal is a very egotistical homosexual who doesn't want people to start looking at the older games and looking at the fact that they have higher writing quality
 
Super Hans v2 said:
And also expect Emil to make very light of mental illness and moral inner battles by claiming he almost became schizophrenic and lost and gained his faith a dozen times during the writing, probably because of hackneyed analogies to Trump, Israel/Palestine, and capital r Racism.
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Absolute cinemae
 
Übertroon said:
It's also the worry that the long development time of TES6 will mean it brings a lot of baggage with it from the dark woke slop times.
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Sad fact is Bethesda is chronically 5-10 years behind the curve with their games, so I have no doubt this will be the case. It's sad too, Hammerfell and Redguards actually have some decent and cool lore that doesn't have to be woke at all.

I can't wait to see Emily's nuanced and intelligent take on the Israel and Palestine conflict as shown by the Crown and Forebear conflict, completely ignoring the far more relevant Aldmeri Dominion. If we are REALLY lucky we might second piece on Hammerfell fighting the Dominion being just like Ukraine fighting Russia!
 
Chieftain Coke Peanut said:
completely ignoring the far more relevant Aldmeri Dominion
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14 years later and I'm still disappointed there was no option to become an agent of the Aldmeri Dominion and play both sides to prolong the conflict. Of course that would require writing in role playing in a roleplaying game, preferably only letting that be an option for characters that roll Altmer, Bosmer or Khajiit.
 
I’m still mad that in Dawngaurd your character (who just joined a guild of vampire hunters), decides to give the newest awoken ancient vampire with an Elder Scroll, back to her father. Unless you are role-playing as an absolute retard, this makes absolutely no sense to do if you are doing the Dawngaurd route. It’s such a lazy way to contrive a conflict, that even the game acknowledges it’s dumb.
 
The News Crews said:
I’m still mad that in Dawngaurd your character (who just joined a guild of vampire hunters), decides to give the newest awoken ancient vampire with an Elder Scroll, back to her father. Unless you are role-playing as an absolute retard, this makes absolutely no sense to do if you are doing the Dawngaurd route. It’s such a lazy way to contrive a conflict, that even the game acknowledges it’s dumb.
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There's some mods fixing that problem.
Generally is just Serana putting her vampire seduction on you (being vampire in that case is dubious but i prefer believing she's a ancient one and have basically more power than you at that point). That fix your retarded initial move.
The plot itself is just Underworld. I don't care. Auriel's Bow is the main reward.
 
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