The Elder Scrolls

  • 🐕 I am attempting to get the site runnning as fast as possible. If you are experiencing slow page load times, please report it.
Mister Fister said:
Can we go 5 minutes without someone saying Slop?
Click to expand...
No, we are the collective. We must repeat commonly used phrases over and over.

Slop slop slop slop slop slop slop.
Slop slop slop slop slop slop slop.
Slop slop slop slop slop slop slop.
Slop slop slop slop slop slop slop.
Slop slop slop slop slop slop slop.
Slop slop slop slop slop slop slop.
Slop slop slop slop slop slop slop.
Slop slop slop slop slop slop slop.
Slop slop slop slop slop slop slop.
Slop slop slop slop slop slop slop.
Slop slop slop slop slop slop slop.
Slop slop slop slop slop slop slop.
Slop slop slop slop slop slop slop.
Slop slop slop slop slop slop slop.
Slop slop slop slop slop slop slop.
Slop slop slop slop slop slop slop.
Slop slop slop slop slop slop slop.
Slop slop slop slop slop slop slop.
Slop slop slop slop slop slop slop.
Slop slop slop slop slop slop slop.
Slop slop slop slop slop slop slop.
Slop slop slop slop slop slop slop.
Slop slop slop slop slop slop slop.
Slop slop slop slop slop slop slop.



Soulless soulless soulless soullless soulless.
Soulless soulless soulless soullless soulless.
Soulless soulless soulless soullless soulless.
Soulless soulless soulless soullless soulless.
Soulless soulless soulless soullless soulless.
Soulless soulless soulless soullless soulless.
Soulless soulless soulless soullless soulless.
Soulless soulless soulless soullless soulless.
Soulless soulless soulless soullless soulless.
Soulless soulless soulless soullless soulless.
Soulless soulless soulless soullless soulless.
Soulless soulless soulless soullless soulless.
Soulless soulless soulless soullless soulless.
Soulless soulless soulless soullless soulless.
Soulless soulless soulless soullless soulless.
Soulless soulless soulless soullless soulless.
Soulless soulless soulless soullless soulless.
Soulless soulless soulless soullless soulless.
Soulless soulless soulless soullless soulless.
Soulless soulless soulless soullless soulless.
Soulless soulless soulless soullless soulless.
IMG_0828.webp
 
  • Winner
  • Autistic
  • Like
Reactions: Mifepristone, TheGuntinator, fentanyl tester and 16 others
Rip Von Stinkle said:
Why did they niggerfy the Argonians so hard? HAHAH
"Yawww sheeit mawfaka. *lipsmack* gunna frazza jabba swamp n sheeit"
What the actual fuck.. I dont thinks its the maids we have to worry about being "Lusty". I thought Khajit were supposed to be the thieves? Look at this mother fucker, all hopped up on skooma and moonsugar looking for imperial women.
Hide ya Elves, Hide ya Nords, Argonians be rapin everybody up in hurr.
View attachment 7262081
Click to expand...
To be fair in Oblivion, cat niggas and argonians were pretty much the niggers of the game while the actual niggas were just uncle toms and aunt Jemimas. Todd was just trying to stay lore accurate.
 
  • Like
Reactions: Squawking Macaw, Rip Von Stinkle and Crocodylus Acutus
Oblivion Remastered is trash
>character creator makes you select body type A/B
>The game asks you your preferred pronouns
>you play as a virgin
>the Dremora are 100% aryans who wear variants of the same nazi-coded armor (black and red), they want to kill you on sight
>every time they kill you they say "such an inferior being, will make good soap"
>Mehrunes Dagon is retconned into a transgender who is revealed to be the actual hero trying to protect Tamriel from the real villain (the Empire) which are conservative white men who insist on calling you with female or male pronouns despite no one else doing this.
>The helpful NPCs are all beastfolx who have human maidens by their side
>One of the gestures in the game is a strange mix between Heimskr's raised hands and twerking
>All of the dungeons have female bosses, you often would beat a creature and then a stronger female boss will appear.
>There's a mention of gamer(oblivion)gate (it's very subtle)
>One of the NPCs references Rosa Parks
>When you get the option to change your appearance at the Arcane University (yes even gender) an NPC will tell you "I'm glad you are proud of who you really are"
>there's a BLM mural inside a cave that is all way to end of Cyrodiil, the description says "a painting dedícated to those brave warriors outiside of Oblivion" once you find this you can get an armor called "Cuirass of St. King" (reference to Rodney King, victim of Police brutality)
>The merchant NPCs often mention of how there's always "evil beings" stealing the lighting of more deserving people (probably a reference to how people believe that Edison stole a black mans invention when he made the lightbulb)
>There's a Chadwick Bozeman reference, in an in-game book which tells the story of Cyrus who was "as fierce as a panther"
There's lots of other shit Bethesda crammed in here just to tell us that they hate their audience.
 
  • Autistic
  • Informative
  • Thunk-Provoking
Reactions: TheGuntinator, gangster computer god, Squawking Macaw and 11 others
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back