The Elder Scrolls

[Metamorpho]

This eternal reminder is Kryptonite to to Todd Derangement Syndrome sufferers.

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I hate how it's a good message but conveyed through a really shitty meme.

 

[Potatoherder]

Seems the remaster of oblivion has revitalized the dead elder scroll franchise. He admitted to have never played oblivion when it came out in 2006. Skyrim, as you know, has been on every platform known to man and has sold 10 of millions of copies.

https://x.com/Grummz/status/1917042368861376536

https://archive.fo/SfMef

 

[Meat Target]

It’s the fallout thread too. Anything to do with Bethesda really. Some of it is deserved, I’m not denying any of that. But some of these retards act like Todd killed their firstborn son, burned down their village and established himself as the dark evil wizard trying to take over the world when all he did was make a few games that they don’t like

Don’t bother with that moron. He’s a clinical Obsidian fanboy that can’t cope with the fact that his favorite studio is in the shitter and his most hated studio has risen from the ashes like a fucking Phoenix.

Obshiddiots dogmatically believe that everything their mediocre favorite studio makes is would be the greatest substance since Samus Aran's breastmilk, if it weren't for them always being sabotaged by jealous manajerk publishers and their awful horrible (GASP) deadlines.

I know and readily admit Bethesda games have perennial issues. It's nothing I find to be deal-breaking.

If anything, Obshittian is even more into shoehorning SJW dogma into their games. Especially now that Chris Avellone has been falsely #MeToo'd and no doubt replaced by dangerhairs and jeets in Montreal (or some libtard shithole like that).

 

[Microplastics In My Blood]

Seems the remaster of oblivion has revitalized the dead elder scroll franchise. He admitted to have never played oblivion when it came out in 2006. Skyrim, as you know, has been on every platform known to man and has sold 10 of millions of copies.
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https://x.com/Grummz/status/1917042368861376536

https://archive.fo/SfMef

Woah a topic that's been going on for the last 14 years has more interest because of recent release? No way.

I believe that gatekeeping can be beneficial. I want the drawbridge raised and the portcullis dropped in front of TES for Grummz and his slop-slurping dents

 

[4chanJanitorDefenseForce]

TeraJK released a third video, he's also pinned his comment about vicente baldieri.

the jeetfield zoom and retarded constant moving really shows the glaring differences.
also they done lucien dirty but if i remember warcraft 3 deforged it's par for the course, one anon in 8chan mentioned how seamonkeys can't understand animation, it's like they are incapable of.

Note bald Lucien is a bug that's specific to the remaster. Here's shots of him before/after a quest.

 

[Dave.]

A new contender enters the ring

That's some good trolling. Made me laugh out loud.

 

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Seems the remaster of oblivion has revitalized the dead elder scroll franchise. He admitted to have never played oblivion when it came out in 2006. Skyrim, as you know, has been on every platform known to man and has sold 10 of millions of copies.
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https://x.com/Grummz/status/1917042368861376536

https://archive.fo/SfMef

Well, to be fair, TES6 is still a decade away or more, Fallout 76 is apparently better but who cares about live service slop, Starfield ... has got a long ways to go, if it ever gets there...

He's not wrong in that TES4R kinda reminded everyone why they like these kinds of games. Because seriously fuck spawning naked somewhere and punching trees until I can make a shitty base out of Fortnite style lego blocks. When did every genre have to become Minecraft?

 

[BigBadBastich]

Seems the remaster of oblivion has revitalized the dead elder scroll franchise. He admitted to have never played oblivion when it came out in 2006. Skyrim, as you know, has been on every platform known to man and has sold 10 of millions of copies.
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https://x.com/Grummz/status/1917042368861376536

https://archive.fo/SfMef

Then you remember how Starfield turned out and can see TESVI is going to look magnitudes worse by comparison.

 

[Modern Audience]

I don't understand why anyone wants a remake of daggerfall when daggerfall unity exists. You have mods that improve every aspect of daggerfall.

For one, daggerfall has basically infinite replayability and alot of modern fantasy is missing scary/uncertain elements. In daggerfall you are an outsider, and what you're doing is a job and anything could happen.

 

[souschef]

Was it really necessary to make Anvil so fucking big?

Province Cyrodil is a big scope project that they tackled while still working on the rest of the Tamriel Rebuild stuff... And Old Ebonheart is still a performance hog due to all those objects clumped together

 

[RedMage]

I dont understand the "its only two lines" argument, are they so dense that such a thing goes both ways?

Yes. "It's not a big deal" - they say.

But the question remains: Who made it a big deal? The people that replaced male and female with Body Type 2 and Body Type 1?

Or was it the people that noticed and think it's retarded.

They're allergic to the question.

This language is nothing more than a Trojan horse to remove any mention of male, female, man and woman in the game completely.

They've already done some of this with the Spanish dub of Spiderman 2 destroying the language with fake and gay LatinX/Latine speak.

These faggots aren't mad that people are making a big deal. They're mad that people are noticing and you're not supposed to question it. Turn brain off, consume next product.

 

[Oilspill Battery]

Regardless, I have absolutely no interest in playing this. Oblivion has always been kind of shit tbh, the combat was overly simple and lacked weight, the story and dialogue of the base game was completely uninspired (though the issue was allieviated to an extent with the expansions), but the dungeons especially have always been utterly pathetic.

Nobody ever played oblivion for the combat or the main story. The good things about oblivion have always been the side quests, the factions and the entirety of the shivering isles.

 

[Kivotos strongest Sensei]

A new contender enters the ring

>Changing the Executable file instead of just creating a new .esp in less than 5 minutes
Absolute retard.

 

[RandomTwitterGuy]

This eternal reminder is Kryptonite to to Todd Derangement Syndrome sufferers.

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I'm having so much fun with the game, I've completely forgotten about the Body Type bullshit.

Oh nooo the jobless loser is now into woke games?
Whats next your going to turn commie you faggot.

 

[X Prime]

the greatest substance since Samus Aran's breastmilk

Now that's just an odd reference to make out of nowhere sir.

 

[StacticShock]

Chris Avellone has been falsely #MeToo'd and no doubt replaced by dangerhairs and jeets in Montreal (or some libtard shithole like that).

isn't he a fag? how does a fag gets #MeToo'd? they're like protected class or something.

Now that's just an odd reference to make out of nowhere sir.

it's a self own, brother lurks r34 too much.

Then you remember how Starfield turned out and can see TESVI is going to look magnitudes worse by comparison.

jeetfield main changes were on physics with creation engine 2, you really think they are not going to update the tech in order to fit TES6? you are out of your mind if you believe that and has to be the snoyggiest of the snoyggas on a bethesda hate path.
sure they will pick pooptah and ranjesh to do some stackoverflow shitty physics but they will still update it, M$ owned bethesda has taken the mods will fix with approach since all of their efforts are concentrated on fucking up minecraft bedrock right now.

 

[Kharash]

the jeetfield zoom and retarded constant moving

I wonder if they somehow ported those jank ass animations to Oblivion demastered from Starfield, they're way too specific. And if that's the case you have to wonder which alien thought it was a good idea to take some of the most uncanny talking animations out there and reuse them.

Oh nooo the jobless loser is now into woke games?
Whats next your going to turn commie you faggot.

He truly shames the memory of Paul Harrell with every post he makes.

 

[Pierre D'Olnique]

This eternal reminder is Kryptonite to to Todd Derangement Syndrome sufferers.

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I'm having so much fun with the game, I've completely forgotten about the Body Type bullshit.

Kryptonite, you say.

Wait, no. It's 2025. Wrong game.

Much better.

 

[Incorrigible Bigotry]

Try doing that after a year or more. I do that kind of shit regularly. Having to go back and figure out what you were doing last. Reading quest lists/journals. Sometimes I have to start a game over again because I can't remember shit about what happened in the beginning.

The last thing I remember doing on this character was flying across the island at mach speed raping everything in sight while finding shit I wasn't supposed to come across yet. I think at some point I even found Keening but I have no fucking idea where I put it. This was like three years ago.

 

[Oldmanster]

I bought the remaster and have put 52hrs into it so far.
I don't get the hubbub about "jeet grafficks". New assets look fine. I remember when Oblivion came out. Basically everyone I knew thought it was fun but thought the faces looked goofy as fuck. I thought the faces looked goofy as fuck. They made Mass Effect 1's sins against God look downright fuckable by comparison. There's how many different variant "character/face overhaul" mods attempting to make them look less goofy as fuck. Now Todd resells the same game "NOW With Faces That Aren't Fucking Goofy!" and people spend their precious freetime saying dumb shit like "the horrifically ugly potato faces were part of the c h a r m" or, God forbid, painstakingly comparing each face to demonstrate their epic thesis that "the old buttugly faces looked better".
I do not give a shit about "soul," I give a shit about does the game regularly shove some fugly clay creature in my face and insist I should take whatever its blathering about seriously. Or hell, even just being able to make a character I think looks cool instead of yet another buttfugly potato man. Even Morrowind's old lowres/lowpoly is more palatable than that shit.
Now I can LARP as a handsome guy who is capable of seeing ruins farther than 10ft away from his face and doesn't hafta autistically plan out his leveling. And I didn't hafta install 12 different overhaul mods to do it, go figure.
Now do Morrowind, Todd, so I can see people twist themselves into pretzels trying to argue that "actually realtime roll-to-whiff is very fun and cool and part of the c h a r m" and not something no one but the most staunch contrarian neckbeards actually likes.