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Damn i barely pay attention and even i remember this quote was from a dialogue where Balgruuf explains why anyone might pick Imperial. He also goes on to say Ulrich has a point too and explains it.

This dumbass MATI. Empire is real faggot no need to stan so hard lmfao
The Dominion and the Stormcloaks are even worse off. The Dominion is holding onto Valenwood by force and keeping Elsweyr based on a lie. Not to mention the Summerset Isles loses over half its potential soldiers and workforce due to the asinine racial purity standards of the Thalmor. So basically the Dominion has the same problems as the Empire, except they have less troops to call on for round 2 of the Great War. And if the lies of the Dominion are exposed, then their whole empire will come crashing down. Say what you will about the Empire, but they're keeping High Rock and Cyrodiil no matter what, whereas if the truth about the Thalmor's lies come out, they will not only lose Elsweyr, but they might even lose the Summerset Isles in the process.

And of course, the Stormcloaks are fucking morons who are working for the Dominion without even realizing it.

In the end, Balgruuf turns against Ulfric and desires to have his head on a pike.

What will it take to end the war? "Ulfric Stormcloak's head on a pike. Do you think Ulfric really cares about Skyrim's independence, or the welfare or its people? I promise you, he doesn't. He's nothing more than a barbarian renegade, whose lust for power has cost the lives of countless innocents."

Balgruuf is 100% correct. If Ulfric really wanted Skyrim to secede, if all he wanted was Skyrim's freedom without any lust for power, he could have just ASKED THE KING. King Torygg was an Ulfric Stormcloak fanboy before his idol challenged him to a 1v1 duel. In fact, when Ulfric showed up during that fateful day, many in Torygg's court expected him to ask the king to have Skyrim leave the Empire, and Torygg might have actually done it. If the High King seceded Skyrim from the Empire, ALL the Jarls would have followed, and the Empire would have no allies in Skyrim, forcing them to withdraw. Instead, Ulfric killed the king, which gave the Empire all the legal ammo they needed to go after him, and more than half the Jarls wanted him dead, Balgruuf included.
 
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FYI Michael Kirkbride says Dominion wins in end so you're still probably wrong
Where was that said? Based on all the facts, the Dominion is going to get itself torn to shreds. What Kirkbride probably means is that the Nords and the Imperials killing each other benefits the Thalmor, but that doesn't mean they'll win the second Great War.

Also why didn't the Empire use infinite money and troops to win great war like USA did world War 2?
The Empire doesn't have infinite money, it's reasonable to assume that they and the Dominion are both wealthy and powerful since the Great War ended in a stalemate.

If Ulfric had any brains, he'd have actually arranged with the Empire to set up a fake civil war to get more Thalmor killed. Like say, have everything he does be fake, the rebellion is fake, since both the Stormcloaks and the Imperials are in on it, Torygg's death is fake, since Ulfric just faked his death and he's hiding out somewhere, and the Imperials helped set up secret Talos shrines in all the Nordic tombs that dot Skyrim's landscape.

Officially, there's a Stormcloak rebellion trying to keep Talos worship alive, and the Dominion and the Empire work together to stamp it out. Unofficially, the Empire and the Stormcloaks arrange traps to get Dominion forces killed, and when the Imperials arrive, they sound off a loud horn before charging, which signals the Stormcloaks to retreat. When the Dominion complains to the Empire that they're not putting enough effort, Tullius complains that the last war exhausted their armies, which isn't true, but is reasonable to assume due to all the casualties from the Great War. Ulfric gets what he wants, since Talos worship is still preserved underground, and the Empire gets what it wants, getting Thalmor soldiers killed in preparation for the next war.

But no, Ulfric has less brains than Jabba the Hutt, and his little rebellion is weakening mankind in a time when it needs to be unified. All for worshiping a god that will end up getting worshiped again anyways once the second Great War begins and the temporary truce that is the White-Gold Concordat gets torn to shreds.
 
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Not so unpopular opinion: Emil Pagliarulo is a hack whose writing skills aren't even up to the level of an MMO fetch quest.
Also my brain mixes him up with Camille Paglia, who honestly probably could've written better storylines for Skyrim and Fallouts 3 & 4.
 
Where was that said? Based on all the facts, the Dominion is going to get itself torn to shreds. What Kirkbride probably means is that the Nords and the Imperials killing each other benefits the Thalmor, but that doesn't mean they'll win the second Great War.


The Empire doesn't have infinite money, it's reasonable to assume that they and the Dominion are both wealthy and powerful since the Great War ended in a stalemate.

It didn't end with a stalemate the Empire surrendered lol
 
@LORD IMPERATOR , your logic is so fucked I don't even know where to begin. Even a basic glance-over on UESP makes swiss cheese of your arguments. Stop watching speculators like Camelworks and FudgeMuppet and go to original sources instead. When the last game came out nearly a decade ago and you stupidly chained your Youtube channel to a specific franchise, you tend to pull shit out of you ass to justify making a 10 minute video. Like Titus II Mede heading a super-complicated conspiracy for his assassination because he knew he was a dead end for what's left of the so-called Empire instead of just killing himself, fuck me. Maybe he didn't fight the Dragonborn because if he already slew all of his elite bodyguard, a single unarmed geriatric didn't have a fool's hope of surviving?

ANYWAY.......

I'm thinking of starting up a playthrough of Skyrim again, maybe a magic exclusive/main character, never done one of those. Does anybody have a mod pack to recommend? My days of having the patience to download and order hundreds of mods is done for. Or maybe I should finally try out Enderal.
 
@LORD IMPERATOR , your logic is so fucked I don't even know where to begin. Even a basic glance-over on UESP makes swiss cheese of your arguments. Stop watching speculators like Camelworks and FudgeMuppet and go to original sources instead. When the last game came out nearly a decade ago and you stupidly chained your Youtube channel to a specific franchise, you tend to pull shit out of you ass to justify making a 10 minute video. Like Titus II Mede heading a super-complicated conspiracy for his assassination because he knew he was a dead end for what's left of the so-called Empire instead of just killing himself, fuck me. Maybe he didn't fight the Dragonborn because if he already slew all of his elite bodyguard, a single unarmed geriatric didn't have a fool's hope of surviving?

ANYWAY.......

I'm thinking of starting up a playthrough of Skyrim again, maybe a magic exclusive/main character, never done one of those. Does anybody have a mod pack to recommend? My days of having the patience to download and order hundreds of mods is done for. Or maybe I should finally try out Enderal.
And what? Your arguments boil down to "the Empire's fucked, there's no way they can win" when other empires in fiction and real life have pulled themselves out of situations much worse than the Mede Empire found itself in ESV. I mean, just look at fucking Byzantium during the initial Muslim invasions, or Christian Spain after it fell to Muslim invasion. You'd never think that either one of them could rebuild, but by the time of the 1000s, Byzantium was a strong nation again, and 500 years after that, Christian Spain wound up conquering a huge chunk of the world. Hell, in the original canon of Star Wars, the Empire went from owning the galaxy to owning less than a dozen backwater sectors by the time the Yuuzhan Vong arrive, yet 100 years later, they're back to superpower status and they even dwarf the Alliance in military power.

The Cyrodiil Empire is at least at a level equal to that of the Dominion, and it can still heal and bounce back, even if the Medes are gone.

That, and their only real enemy at this point is a Dominion that is barely holding on to its own turf, the Dominion has a smaller population due to the Thalmor's racial pogroms and purity programs, and it could easily fall apart if their lies get revealed. The Dominion and the Empire are practically neck-to-neck equals when it comes to money or military strength, yet the Dominion is a house of cards that can easily fall to pieces if the right information gets revealed.

It didn't end with a stalemate the Empire surrendered lol
The Empire got to keep the lands it still has, while the Dominion is still prepping for Round 2. If the Empire surrendered, you'd have a Thalmor sitting on the Ruby Throne right now.
 
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The Empire got to keep the lands it still has, while the Dominion is still prepping for Round 2. If the Empire surrendered, you'd have a Thalmor sitting on the Ruby Throne right now

Dominion demanded outlawing Talos worship, outlawing Blades, money and parts of Hammerfell. They went to war. They then signed a peace treaty outlawing talos, outlawing Blades, giving Thalmor parts of Hammerfell and the rights to travel the land unrestricted.

Yeah total stalemate and not surrender lmfao you being for real or just trollin?

Edit: Dominion winning in the end is a part of C0DA i believe so you take that how you will
 
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Dominion demanded outlawing Talos worship, outlawing Blades, money and parts of Hammerfell. They went to war. They then signed a peace treaty outlawing talos, outlawing Blades, giving Thalmor parts of Hammerfell and the rights to travel the land unrestricted.

Yeah total stalemate and not surrender lmfao you being for real or just trollin?

Edit: Dominion winning in the end is a part of C0DA i believe so you take that how you will
People just worship Talos in secret. Even all the Imperial Nords (Balgruuf, Elisif, and Rikke) still worship Talos secretly.

The Blades do not operate at the direction of the Medes. They stopped taking orders from the government after Martin Septim died. I fail to see what's the issue here.

Hammerfell didn't have much value left after the war, and the Dominion even left it afterwards.

Again, if it was a Thalmor victory, why aren't they holding on to Cyrodiil? Why is there no Thalmor Emperor?

At most, it's a stalemate that the Thalmor had an advantage with. Like the Treaty of Coruscant in SWTOR, where the Galactic Republic was forced to give up certain territories to the Sith Empire but the Republic was allowed to recover. And guess what happened afterwards? The Republic disemboweled the Empire in the coming war, and was well on its way to eradicating the Sith until Zakuul interfered.

The White-Gold Concordat is much the same. It wasn't a victory as much as it was a stalemate where the Thalmor had an advantage, but looking at it from the POV of the Thalmor, you got rid of the worship of some god that the enemy still worships secretly, got rid of an order that no longer answered to your enemy, and you get a useless piece of desert in return. Truly worth the deaths of all those Thalmor soldiers that died in the war.
 
Again, if it was a Thalmor victory, why aren't they holding on to Cyrodiil? Why is there no Thalmor Emperor?

Holy butt-fucking Christ on the cross, how can you be this intelligent and still use a keyboard? Just because the Thalmor didn't achieve 100% eradication of the Empire, doesn't mean they still didn't win the Great War. The Empire lost so thoroughly to the point where fucking Thalmor anti-Talos death squads are allowed to freely roam Skyrim.

If the US fought a war with China, the Chinese managed to take and hold Washington DC for a few years, and the US negotiated a treaty where the Chinese left DC as long as they kept any further activity behind the west shore of the Mississippi, would you consider that a win for the US too?
 
Why even go to war if everything the dominion demanded was a non issue?

By trying to handwove a loss you make the Empire look like complete fucking retards lmfao

Edit: My phones paying attention. Just got recommended this out of nowhere

 
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Holy butt-fucking Christ on the cross, how can you be this intelligent and still use a keyboard? Just because the Thalmor didn't achieve 100% eradication of the Empire, doesn't mean they still didn't win the Great War. The Empire lost so thoroughly to the point where fucking Thalmor anti-Talos death squads are allowed to freely roam Skyrim.

If the US fought a war with China, the Chinese managed to take and hold Washington DC for a few years, and the US negotiated a treaty where the Chinese left DC as long as they kept any further activity behind the west shore of the Mississippi, would you consider that a win for the US too?
They didn't win the Great War thoroughly. Shit, if you're looking at it from the Thalmor perspective, it was a hollow "victory".

You got a god banned, but the enemy still secretly worships him behind closed doors anyways. (Elisif and Rikke) Not only that, but YOU have to enforce the ban with YOUR troops, which could easily get them killed by bandits or religious radicals while trying to round up worshipers of this banned god.

You got rid of an order of swordsmen who don't answer to the Imperial government anyways (the Blades pretty much deserted the Empire's cause after Martin Septim died) and the Imperials just replaced them with an equally-incompetent group of soldiers. So that pretty much does nothing, since the Blades were incompetent nitwits anyways. Even back in Oblivion when the Blades were at the height of their power, they easily lost the fucking Amulet of Kings to some Daedra-loving twats shortly after Uriel Septim's pal gave it to them. Them getting banned and replaced probably improved the Empire's chances.

You got a desert province out of the war, that has little value and you're forced to abandon it anyways.

Are all these things worth all the Dominion soldiers lost during the Great War? Keep in mind that the Thalmor Elves kill over half their babies because of their racial purity programs, and the other two provinces outside of the Summerset Isles that the Dominion has are A) the deserts of Elsweyr and B) Valenwood, which they cannot harvest crops or wood from lest the Wood Elves tear them to shreds.

So, from the Thalmor perspective, you lost lots of soldiers to win a "victory" where A) the ban on the god you despise is so weakly enforced that YOU have to enforce it yourself and send your boys overseas where they could easily be killed, B) the Blades whom you banned weren't even part of the Imperial government, and they were easily replaced by an equally-incompetent group known as the Penitus Oculatus, and C) your only territorial gain was a desert with little value that you had to leave anyways. What the fuck did the Thalmor win from the war again?

At this point, the Dominion is actually poorer when compared to the Empire which only has two and a half provinces, since at least the Empire has the rich part of Skyrim, and all of Cyrodiil and High Rock, fertile lands that can breed lots of troops. The only rich part of the Dominion is the Summerset Isles, and the people living there are stupid enough to kill over half their potential army recruits and workforce at infancy.

Also, the Thalmor only came into Skyrim after Ulfric tried to restart public Talos worship. Meanwhile, Imperials like Balgruuf, Elisif, and Rikke keep the Talos worship to themselves or behind closed walls so the Thalmor can't go after them.

Does that seem like a total crushing victory to you? Or a shallow one that actually creates more problems for you in the long run? Again, this is more comparable to the "victory" that the Sith Empire in SWTOR won in the Great Galactic War against the Galactic Republic prior to the start of the game, where all they got was some territorial concessions, then come the next war in the vanilla game, the Republic tore them a new asshole to breathe out of, down to the point where one of the top Darths tells you during the first expansion that the Sith Empire will fall in one standard year.

Why even go to war if everything the dominion demanded was a non issue?

By trying to handwove a loss you make the Empire look like complete fucking retards lmfao
The Empire was retarded for signing the White-Gold Concordat. The Stormcloaks are retarded for not waiting for the next war between the Empire and the Dominion before worshiping Talos in public once again.

Everything the Dominion achieved is shallow and doesn't benefit them at all.

Ban Talos? Sure, you can arrest people who worship him in the open, but how can you arrest someone who prays to Talos in silence before going to his bed? The Thalmor only insisted upon it to piss off the Nords, and Ulfric is a sign that it worked.

Gain Hammerfell-they lost it eventually, and it afforded them no advantages whatsoever.

Ban the Blades? They're incompetent nitwits, the Penitus Oculatus can do their job.

Truly worth the lives of all the Dominion soldiers who died fighting the Empire.
 
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Something I've always wondered: what do the Thalmor actually believe? Like I get "Elven supremacy blah blah" but why did Ancano try to destroy creation? How would destroying Mundus tie in with their beliefs? Is it ever actually stated?
the Kirkbride take is that they are destroying the towers of the world in order to break down Mundas and escape or downright destroy the mortal plain, the belief being they will return to their divine state of being
 
Morrowind for the presentation and throwing stars, Oblivion for the soundtrack and Dark Brotherhood questline, and Skyrim for the Nords for the simplicity. That last one can be divisive, but there is a charm, in my experiences, to mindlessly exploring Tamriel without micromanaging gear/stats.

Lore-wise, I find the Sea Elves fascinating. Lot of great mods to make them playable, and incorporate their storm abilities. The Dwarves, too.
 
Something I've always wondered: what do the Thalmor actually believe? Like I get "Elven supremacy blah blah" but why did Ancano try to destroy creation? How would destroying Mundus tie in with their beliefs? Is it ever actually stated?
Something about getting back the Elves' pre-creation divinity, I think.

Morrowind for the presentation and throwing stars, Oblivion for the soundtrack and Dark Brotherhood questline, and Skyrim for the Nords for the simplicity. That last one can be divisive, but there is a charm, in my experiences, to mindlessly exploring Tamriel without micromanaging gear/stats.

Lore-wise, I find the Sea Elves fascinating. Lot of great mods to make them playable, and incorporate their storm abilities. The Dwarves, too.
Maybe if the next Elder Scrolls is set on Alinor, you can get to play as them or meet them.
 
That last one can be divisive, but there is a charm, in my experiences, to mindlessly exploring Tamriel without micromanaging gear/stats.

I'm replaying Oblivion for the first time in like half a decade and find the game is a lot more fun when I just give myself +5 every level up with the console instead of worrying so much about how I'm leveling.
 
I'm replaying Oblivion for the first time in like half a decade and find the game is a lot more fun when I just give myself +5 every level up with the console instead of worrying so much about how I'm leveling.
Bethesda games tend to be more fun if you play organically instead of artificially leveling yourself up and then getting your head caved in by some max-level goon.
 
Bethesda games tend to be more fun if you play organically instead of artificially leveling yourself up and then getting your head caved in by some max-level goon.
It sucks that you're getting ganged by stormcloak fanboys, here have a meme.

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My main problem with the Stormcloaks is them picking a pretty crappy time to start a rebellion.

Sure, go ahead and weaken yourselves and the only army that could stand a chance against the Aldmeri Dominion, all while they use the chaos to strengthen their own forces. And don't tell me that Hammerfell would ally with them, the Nords didn't stand with them when the Empire withdrew from the province.

By all means, have a revolution after the Dominion's out of the picture, but doing so now will only benefit them.
 
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